Sitting in Bars with Cake

00:33:16,296 --> 00:33:20,088 I'm just afraid you're gonna velociraptor me in your sleep. 761 00:33:20,088 --> 00:33:22,171 What does that mean? 762 00:33:22,171 --> 00:33:24,088 - I don't want to know. Girls. 763 00:33:24,088 --> 00:33:25,963 Did one of you move my wire cutters? 764 00:33:27,130 --> 00:33:28,338 - Oh. - Oh. 765 00:33:28,338 --> 00:33:30,796 Oh, never mind. I got 'em. 766 00:33:32,421 --> 00:33:34,255 Oh, my God. 767 00:33:36,005 --> 00:33:37,296 We've become a sitcom. 768 00:33:37,296 --> 00:33:39,171 Mm-hmm. 769 00:33:44,005 --> 00:33:45,421 Are you doing okay? 770 00:33:47,005 --> 00:33:49,880 - It's such a weird question, I guess. 771 00:33:49,880 --> 00:33:53,005 As okay as possible? 772 00:33:56,213 --> 00:33:57,880 Mm... 773 00:33:59,546 --> 00:34:02,380 I don't know. 774 00:34:03,838 --> 00:34:06,046 This is all really weird. 775 00:34:07,255 --> 00:34:09,463 Yeah. 776 00:34:09,463 --> 00:34:11,880 Yeah, it really is. 777 00:34:13,130 --> 00:34:15,755 - Hey, if I don't make it... - Hmm? 778 00:34:15,755 --> 00:34:18,630 will you make sure... 779 00:34:18,630 --> 00:34:22,088 that Lady Gaga starts an orphanage in my name? 780 00:34:23,171 --> 00:34:27,088 Like... the House for Little Monsters? 781 00:34:27,088 --> 00:34:28,630 - Yes. 782 00:34:28,630 --> 00:34:30,296 I'll look into it. 783 00:34:30,296 --> 00:34:33,088 I knew I could count on you. 784 00:34:33,088 --> 00:34:34,963 Always. 785 00:34:41,796 --> 00:34:43,046 Hey. 786 00:34:43,046 --> 00:34:45,380 Uh, for that machine, it's kind of funny. 787 00:34:45,380 --> 00:34:47,296 You actually have to press down on the top really hard 788 00:34:47,296 --> 00:34:52,463 and the thing that looks like a handle actually has to close all the way. 789 00:34:52,463 --> 00:34:54,755 Yep. Yeah. 790 00:34:54,755 --> 00:34:58,296 Is this frou-frou coffee all you have? 'Cause usually I drink the instant stuff. 791 00:34:58,296 --> 00:34:59,796 Right. You know what? 792 00:34:59,796 --> 00:35:02,630 I actually think we kept your jar from last time. 793 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:04,588 Just hold on. 794 00:35:09,755 --> 00:35:11,838 - Hey, there she is. - Yeah. 795 00:35:11,838 --> 00:35:14,630 - Yeah. Thank you. - Yeah. 796 00:35:28,338 --> 00:35:32,755 Oh, I, uh, I noticed that, uh, there's a scratch on your passenger door. 797 00:35:32,755 --> 00:35:34,630 I'll pull the paint code, get some sandpaper, 798 00:35:34,630 --> 00:35:36,171 we'll get that taken care of tomorrow. 799 00:35:36,171 --> 00:35:37,921 Oh, my God, Fred, that is so nice, 800 00:35:37,921 --> 00:35:39,963 but I really don't want you to have to worry about all that 801 00:35:39,963 --> 00:35:41,588 - 'cause I can run... - Oh, no, no. Janie, Janie, Janie. 802 00:35:41,588 --> 00:35:44,046 Some crook out here is gonna charge you an arm and a leg for it 803 00:35:44,046 --> 00:35:45,671 and do a half-assed job... 804 00:35:45,671 --> 00:35:47,630 There's my receptacle tester. 805 00:35:51,838 --> 00:35:53,755 Wh-What is this? 806 00:35:53,755 --> 00:35:55,130 I've been baking a lot of cakes. 807 00:35:55,130 --> 00:35:56,546 Yeah. 808 00:35:56,546 --> 00:35:58,171 Okay. 809 00:35:58,171 --> 00:36:01,630 And taking them to bars. 810 00:36:02,505 --> 00:36:04,380 Because...? 811 00:36:05,713 --> 00:36:08,880 Kind of as a way to meet guys. 812 00:36:08,880 --> 00:36:11,213 - But it's not like that, I promise. 813 00:36:12,296 --> 00:36:15,713 "Redwood, spiced rum, dick pic." 814 00:36:20,296 --> 00:36:21,380 Uh-huh. 815 00:36:27,921 --> 00:36:30,463 Ruthie, do you have plumber's tape? 816 00:36:35,713 --> 00:36:38,463 No, that's the... That'll work. 817 00:36:39,546 --> 00:36:42,005 When I'm done with this, I'm taking this thing home 818 00:36:42,005 --> 00:36:44,088 and I'm hanging it up like my trophy. 819 00:36:44,088 --> 00:36:47,463 Only you would want to keep your radiation mask. 820 00:36:47,463 --> 00:36:49,546 What? Are you kidding me? 821 00:36:49,546 --> 00:36:52,546 Who wouldn't want to keep their cancer mask? 822 00:36:52,546 --> 00:36:55,630 Oh, Friday night, I really want to do, like, 823 00:36:55,630 --> 00:36:58,421 a piña colada coconut cake, like a giant coconut. 824 00:36:58,421 --> 00:36:59,588 Can you make that? 825 00:36:59,588 --> 00:37:04,505 Yeah, I could, but do you really think that we should be in bars until 3:00 a.m. 826 00:37:04,505 --> 00:37:06,463 - and eating frosting for dinner? - Uh! 827 00:37:06,463 --> 00:37:08,546 - Excuse me. - No, I'm being serious. 828 00:37:08,546 --> 00:37:11,463 Are you trying to crush my soul? 829 00:37:11,463 --> 00:37:14,588 If the Lady Gaga thing didn't happen, it wouldn't kill me, but this would. 830 00:37:14,588 --> 00:37:16,296 You want... Do you want me to die? 831 00:37:16,296 -