How to Please a Woman

434 00:34:27,082 --> 00:34:29,666 could we make the site owner anonymous? Yeah, but you still need 435 00:34:29,707 --> 00:34:32,124 search engine optimisation with the right search words. 436 00:34:33,166 --> 00:34:35,499 So, housecleaning. 437 00:34:35,541 --> 00:34:37,624 Sex. 438 00:34:37,666 --> 00:34:39,749 Pleasure. 439 00:34:39,791 --> 00:34:41,916 You should be jotting this down. 440 00:34:41,958 --> 00:34:44,374 Escorts who love your home. 441 00:34:47,083 --> 00:34:49,541 Um, integrity, safety. 442 00:34:49,583 --> 00:34:51,666 Discretion. Rock-solid. 443 00:34:51,708 --> 00:34:53,791 Best ever root you'll get all year. 444 00:35:00,375 --> 00:35:02,958 I thought we were all going round. Yeah, integrity's good. 445 00:35:16,792 --> 00:35:18,958 Hi. Hi. 446 00:35:19,000 --> 00:35:21,083 Come in. Thank you. 447 00:35:30,917 --> 00:35:33,375 Right on time. 448 00:35:41,584 --> 00:35:43,667 Foto Viva. 449 00:35:48,626 --> 00:35:50,959 Tom? 450 00:35:51,001 --> 00:35:53,542 Would you like to dance? 451 00:35:53,584 --> 00:35:55,751 Yeah. Sure thing. 452 00:36:15,293 --> 00:36:17,960 Just stop that. It's fine. 453 00:36:49,335 --> 00:36:51,419 Ah. 454 00:37:46,420 --> 00:37:49,087 Um, so I've been thinking. 455 00:37:49,128 --> 00:37:51,628 And... 456 00:37:51,670 --> 00:37:54,378 You see, I'm just not exactly sure 457 00:37:54,420 --> 00:37:56,878 that I can reliably say that I know 458 00:37:56,920 --> 00:38:00,545 how to please... a woman. 459 00:38:03,962 --> 00:38:06,045 Well... 460 00:38:06,087 --> 00:38:08,337 if you can say that... 461 00:38:09,629 --> 00:38:11,754 ..you're a better man than most. 462 00:38:16,337 --> 00:38:18,421 Good. 463 00:38:21,837 --> 00:38:24,129 What, Anthony? So-So he's big. 464 00:38:25,337 --> 00:38:27,754 A jackhammer? 465 00:38:27,796 --> 00:38:30,796 Oh. Oh, I am... 466 00:38:30,837 --> 00:38:32,921 very sorry. 467 00:38:32,962 --> 00:38:35,629 Yes, of course, I completely understand. 468 00:38:35,671 --> 00:38:39,171 Can we make it up to you in some way? 469 00:38:39,213 --> 00:38:42,713 Very sorry once again. Back to cleaning and removals, bro. 470 00:38:42,754 --> 00:38:45,338 On my hot mother, I swear. 471 00:38:45,379 --> 00:38:47,546 Pleased to Move You. 472 00:38:51,838 --> 00:38:54,255 Really? Oh, that's just basic. 473 00:38:54,296 --> 00:38:56,880 What else did he miss? Dude. 474 00:38:57,963 --> 00:39:00,046 Oh, he'll be back. 475 00:39:00,921 --> 00:39:03,630 I understand. No charge. 476 00:39:05,963 --> 00:39:09,963 Come on, fellas. Don't feel bad. We all make mistakes. 477 00:39:10,005 --> 00:39:12,172 Let's look at the positives here. 478 00:39:12,213 --> 00:39:14,297 At least you're both in the shit. 479 00:39:14,338 --> 00:39:16,588 I mean, it's not like you're gonna sack them. 480 00:39:22,505 --> 00:39:24,589 One of my members of staff is... 481 00:39:25,714 --> 00:39:27,797 How shall I put this? He's, um... 482 00:39:27,839 --> 00:39:30,755 very... well... 483 00:39:30,797 --> 00:39:32,922 Endowed? 484 00:39:32,964 --> 00:39:35,047 Oh, God. God's gift. 485 00:39:35,089 --> 00:39:37,589 Yeah, he needs help from someone who knows more than him. 486 00:39:37,631 --> 00:39:39,756 Someone very... 487 00:39:39,797 --> 00:39:41,922 very experienced. 488 00:39:49,339 --> 00:39:51,422 Guys. 489 00:40:00,256 --> 00:40:02,339 Just be cool. 490 00:40:05,339 --> 00:40:07,423 Just be cool. 491 00:40:15,381 --> 00:40:18,131 Could you teach him to clean everything? 492 00:40:18,173 --> 00:40:20,340 Nothing sexy. Just-just cleaning. 493 00:40:21,256 --> 00:40:23,340 Everything. Thoroughly. 494 00:40:23,381 --> 00:40:26,548 Uh, because I am chairing a board meeting at three. 495 00:40:26,590 --> 00:40:29,173 Oh, yeah. He will so be done by then. 496 00:40:29,215 --> 00:40:33,132 It's just your place - it's the perfect training ground. 497 00:40:33,173 --> 00:40:35,298 Mm. OK. 498 00:40:37,715 --> 00:40:39,798 Keep your clothes on. 499 00:41:00,924 --> 00:41:03,507 Are you sure it will be good? The cleaning? 500 00:41:03,549 --> 00:41:05,632 The sex. 501 00:41:05,674 --> 00:41:07,966 Of course. 502 00:41:08,007 --> 00:41:10,174 What if he doesn't like me? 503 00:41:12,132 --> 00:41:14,258 Why do you think he would like you? 504 00:41:15,633 --> 00:41:18,008 It's been a little while since I've, um... 505 00:41:20,383 --> 00:41:22,508 Ah. 506 00:41:22,549 --> 00:41:25,341 Now like quite a few years. 507 00:41:25,383 --> 00:41:27,924 That happens. 508 00:41:27,966 --> 00:41:30,050 Quite a few. 509 00:41:42,591 --> 00:41:44,842 Can we just stop? Stop. OK. 510 00:41:47,342 --> 00:41:50,008 Did you learn everything you know from watching porn? 511 00:41:52,800 --> 00:41:56,425 Porn is the exact opposite of what good se