Romancing the Stone

00:34:49,158 --> 00:34:51,715 - Get that map! - Don't yell at me, Ira! 309 00:34:52,103 --> 00:34:54,385 Don't yell at me. Look, you want to kill me? 310 00:34:54,943 --> 00:34:56,576 Take me back to Queens and kill me. 311 00:34:56,709 --> 00:34:59,697 Don't let me die in a jungle like a goddamned snake. 312 00:35:00,155 --> 00:35:02,241 Ralph, god damn it! I don't care what you gotta do. 313 00:35:02,632 --> 00:35:05,062 Just get me that map! 314 00:35:08,968 --> 00:35:11,475 Little sister took the wrong road. 315 00:35:12,108 --> 00:35:15,114 And that third party I told you about... 316 00:35:15,538 --> 00:35:17,165 he's tagging along. 317 00:35:17,374 --> 00:35:19,201 The man who killed my husband? 318 00:35:19,436 --> 00:35:22,169 The butcher who killed your husband. 319 00:35:22,569 --> 00:35:26,166 A very powerful man with his own private army to back him up. 320 00:35:26,577 --> 00:35:30,866 And whether he calls himself Dr. Zolo, Minister of Antiquities... 321 00:35:30,882 --> 00:35:35,124 or Colonel Zolo, Deputy Commander of the Secret Police... 322 00:35:35,179 --> 00:35:37,249 he's still just a butcher. 323 00:35:41,483 --> 00:35:44,268 Look at those snappers, will ya? 324 00:35:56,947 --> 00:35:58,866 What's the matter? You sick? 325 00:35:59,189 --> 00:36:01,785 No. I lost my button. 326 00:36:02,759 --> 00:36:04,963 - You lost what? - I lost my button. 327 00:36:05,908 --> 00:36:06,957 My button. 328 00:36:07,228 --> 00:36:09,975 You're gonna lose a lot more than that. 329 00:36:26,445 --> 00:36:29,278 - These were Italian. - Now they're practical. 330 00:36:29,890 --> 00:36:31,677 Is nothing that I own sacred to you? 331 00:36:32,941 --> 00:36:35,361 Only your $375. 332 00:36:41,781 --> 00:36:43,869 Cops! 333 00:36:45,054 --> 00:36:47,206 What the hell do they want? 334 00:36:47,617 --> 00:36:49,062 I haven't done anything lately. 335 00:36:57,466 --> 00:36:59,551 I'm shooting at a cop. 336 00:37:01,769 --> 00:37:05,564 - Wait a minute. He's after you. - Wha— 337 00:37:05,816 --> 00:37:09,985 - Who the hell are you? - Well, I'm— I'm a romance novelist. 338 00:37:09,988 --> 00:37:13,107 You're what? 339 00:37:13,190 --> 00:37:15,317 - What are you doing here? - I told you. 340 00:37:15,519 --> 00:37:18,570 - My sister's life depends on me. - Don't give me that shit. 341 00:37:18,654 --> 00:37:20,824 I thought you were donating a kidney or something. 342 00:37:23,542 --> 00:37:24,701 Christ, here they come. 343 00:37:25,105 --> 00:37:27,955 This may be a good time to try on those shoes right about now. 344 00:37:35,023 --> 00:37:38,006 - Wait! Wait! - Deal's off, lady. 345 00:37:40,085 --> 00:37:41,211 Wait! 346 00:37:47,491 --> 00:37:49,129 Lady, you are bad news. 347 00:37:55,085 --> 00:37:57,526 What'd you do, wake up this morning and say... 348 00:37:57,609 --> 00:38:00,411 "Today I'm gonna ruin a man's life"? 349 00:38:13,755 --> 00:38:17,045 - Do you know where you're going? - Looks like some kind of trail. 350 00:38:17,146 --> 00:38:19,029 This is a trail? 351 00:38:33,812 --> 00:38:35,939 Lady, you are a jinx! 352 00:38:37,529 --> 00:38:39,513 Wh— what about the bridge? 353 00:38:40,701 --> 00:38:43,739 That ain't a bridge. Goddamn pre-Colombian art. 354 00:38:44,157 --> 00:38:46,368 You can't get across that. 355 00:38:49,388 --> 00:38:50,704 Shit. 356 00:38:50,787 --> 00:38:52,789 All right, all right. 357 00:38:52,873 --> 00:38:56,585 We're gonna hold 'em off right from here. You just stay right behind me. 358 00:38:58,795 --> 00:39:01,521 God damn it! I knew I should've listened to my mother. 359 00:39:24,353 --> 00:39:26,272 I could've been a cosmetic surgeon. 360 00:39:26,325 --> 00:39:28,953 Five hundred thou a year, up to my neck in tits and ass. 361 00:39:42,768 --> 00:39:44,359 Lady, I hope you're taking notes... 362 00:39:44,750 --> 00:39:48,796 'cause you got a real live death scene going on right here. 363 00:39:59,942 --> 00:40:02,020 Romantic novelist, my ass. 364 00:40:40,312 --> 00:40:41,687 Holy shit! 365 00:41:17,982 --> 00:41:19,658 Joan! 366 00:41:36,877 --> 00:41:39,915 What the hell are you doing? 367 00:41:40,045 --> 00:41:43,716 Drinking? I could've been killed, and you're drinking! 368 00:41:49,144 --> 00:41:50,521 Wait! 369 00:41:51,885 --> 00:41:54,096 <i>- ¡Vamos! - ¡Vamos!</i> 370 00:42:14,985 --> 00:42:16,572 Are we stopping? 371 00:42:27,284 --> 00:42:28,918 Be my guest. 372 00:43:27,235 --> 00:43:28,907 You okay? 373 00:43:39,372 --> 00:43:40,707 Come on. 374 00:44:03,075 --> 00:44:05,661 - Is anybody else in there? - <i>No.</i> 375 00:44:06,178 --> 00:44:08,512 <i>No, it's a cargo plane.</i> 376 00:44:10,364 --> 00:44:11,926 What is all this? 377 00:44:12,851 --> 00:44:15,854 All this? About five to life in the Stat