Beetlejuice Beetlejuice

677 00:36:22,528 --> 00:36:23,877 He was trying to save the rainforest. 678 00:36:25,487 --> 00:36:26,706 But my mom grew up here. 679 00:36:26,880 --> 00:36:28,360 That old house on the hill. 680 00:36:29,665 --> 00:36:30,753 Wait. The Ghost House? 681 00:36:31,885 --> 00:36:33,234 Is your mom Lydia Deetz? 682 00:36:34,148 --> 00:36:35,062 Unfortunately. 683 00:36:35,236 --> 00:36:36,759 She's a legend. 684 00:36:36,933 --> 00:36:38,848 Well, yeah, if you believe in supernatural bullshit. 685 00:36:39,806 --> 00:36:40,763 You don't? 686 00:36:42,417 --> 00:36:44,027 - No. - Mmm-hmm. 687 00:36:44,202 --> 00:36:45,681 I only believe in things that I can see. 688 00:36:45,855 --> 00:36:47,466 You know, science. Facts. 689 00:36:47,640 --> 00:36:49,859 [cell phone buzzing, chiming] 690 00:36:50,033 --> 00:36:51,470 [Jeremy] Oh. 691 00:36:51,644 --> 00:36:53,472 - Yeah, it's gonna keep going. - [chuckling] 692 00:36:53,646 --> 00:36:55,952 Back to the insanity. 693 00:36:56,126 --> 00:36:58,216 I'm sorry about your fence, by the way. 694 00:36:58,390 --> 00:36:59,826 You can tell your parents my mom will pay for that. 695 00:37:00,000 --> 00:37:02,176 Nah, that's okay. It's... They won't even notice. 696 00:37:03,743 --> 00:37:07,747 Uh... Well, listen, I'll be here tomorrow, 697 00:37:07,921 --> 00:37:11,446 if you want a break from the insanity. 698 00:37:22,631 --> 00:37:24,720 [alarm blaring] 699 00:37:29,551 --> 00:37:30,726 [gasps] 700 00:37:32,598 --> 00:37:34,295 [gasping] 701 00:37:34,469 --> 00:37:35,688 - [gasping] - [hissing] 702 00:37:40,736 --> 00:37:42,303 - [screaming] - [eyeballs popping] 703 00:37:42,912 --> 00:37:44,087 [scoffs] 704 00:37:44,262 --> 00:37:45,654 [camera shutter clicks] 705 00:37:45,828 --> 00:37:47,134 [lieutenant] Witness confirmed our suspect 706 00:37:47,308 --> 00:37:49,179 as the soul sucker from Lost and Found. 707 00:37:49,354 --> 00:37:50,224 Wanna hear the weird part, chief? 708 00:37:50,398 --> 00:37:51,704 Hit me. 709 00:37:51,878 --> 00:37:52,748 [lieutenant] After she turned the owner 710 00:37:52,922 --> 00:37:54,837 into a human pancake, 711 00:37:55,011 --> 00:37:56,665 she stole a wedding dress from the conveyor. 712 00:37:56,839 --> 00:37:59,364 Of course. This stapled sicko... 713 00:37:59,538 --> 00:38:00,800 has her twisted heart set 714 00:38:00,974 --> 00:38:04,456 on a romantic reunion with Mr. Juice. 715 00:38:04,630 --> 00:38:06,066 She won't stop killing, 716 00:38:06,240 --> 00:38:09,069 until she walks him back down the aisle. 717 00:38:11,332 --> 00:38:15,249 Cases like this make me wonder why I even became a cop. 718 00:38:15,423 --> 00:38:17,947 [footsteps approaching] 719 00:38:18,121 --> 00:38:19,732 You're not a cop. You're an actor. 720 00:38:20,689 --> 00:38:21,647 Thank you, Janet. 721 00:38:22,735 --> 00:38:24,171 You keep me real. 722 00:38:24,345 --> 00:38:25,390 [Lieutenant] Should we take this Beetlejuice 723 00:38:25,564 --> 00:38:26,739 into protective custody? 724 00:38:26,913 --> 00:38:28,088 See if you can find him. 725 00:38:28,262 --> 00:38:29,568 He's probably laying low. 726 00:38:29,742 --> 00:38:31,787 Scared out of his mind. 727 00:38:37,706 --> 00:38:39,665 [Beetlejuice] A little higher, boys. 728 00:38:39,839 --> 00:38:41,667 We can't let Delores get through that door. 729 00:38:44,974 --> 00:38:46,280 [Bob grunts] 730 00:38:47,412 --> 00:38:48,369 [snickers] 731 00:38:48,978 --> 00:38:50,328 Bob. 732 00:38:50,502 --> 00:38:51,503 Like lookin' in a mirror. 733 00:38:53,243 --> 00:38:55,158 You see, Bob, you'd serve as my decoy. 734 00:38:55,333 --> 00:38:56,943 You'd walk in front of me at all times. 735 00:38:57,117 --> 00:39:00,120 That way she'd suck your soul while I make my getaway. 736 00:39:00,294 --> 00:39:01,382 [Bob groans] 737 00:39:01,556 --> 00:39:02,992 <i>¿Comprende?</i> 738 00:39:03,166 --> 00:39:04,342 [groans fearfully] 739 00:39:15,440 --> 00:39:16,832 Now's my chance. 740 00:39:17,006 --> 00:39:19,444 [suspenseful music builds] 741 00:39:21,924 --> 00:39:23,056 [panting] 742 00:39:23,230 --> 00:39:25,275 [distant screaming] 743 00:39:29,105 --> 00:39:30,455 [shouts] What? 744 00:39:30,629 --> 00:39:32,108 - Why? - [camera shutter clicks] 745 00:39:32,282 --> 00:39:34,633 No! No! No! 746 00:39:34,807 --> 00:39:36,330 Delia, what's wrong? 747 00:39:36,504 --> 00:39:37,897 I'm trying to capture the perfect primal scream. 748 00:39:38,071 --> 00:39:39,551 I'm gonna blow it up, mount it on the wall, 749 00:39:39,725 --> 00:39:41,857 and I invite all of you to do the same. 750 00:39:42,031 --> 00:39:43,685 - Why? - For the Collective. 751 00:39:43,859 --> 00:39:45,774 We cannot sincerely celebrate 752 00:39:45,948 --> 00:39:48,342 all that was good about our dearly departed. 753 00:39:48,516 --> 00:39:50,344 Not until we release the horror 754 00:39:50,518 --> 00:39:51,954 that they inflicted upon us. 755 00:39:52,128 --> 00:39:54,392 What awful thing did Grandpa ever do to you? 756 00:39:54,566 --> 00:39:...