The lord and lady of a capacious manor are killed, and the lord's ghost seems to have returned to knock off the staff one by one, causing Inspector Winship and Dr. Tart to investigate the wacky house and its inhabitants.
The Private Eyes is a Comedy, Mystery, Horror film released in 1980.
1 subtitle release available in English.
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00:32:56,600 --> 00:32:59,811 Someone in the back seat
took this scarf 414 00:32:59,895 --> 00:33:01,521 and strangled her. 415 00:33:01,897 --> 00:33:02,897 Now... 416 00:33:05,817 --> 00:33:07,152 - Like this?
- Ah! 417 00:33:07,444 --> 00:33:08,612 Stop it! 418 00:33:09,654 --> 00:33:12,240 - Well I was, er...
- You dummy! 419 00:33:13,783 --> 00:33:14,826 Well... 420 00:33:15,118 --> 00:33:18,246 When lord morley returned
and sat in the driver's seat... 421 00:33:18,330 --> 00:33:21,124 He was struck from behind
with this pipe. 422 00:33:21,208 --> 00:33:23,543 After he was knocked unconscious, 423 00:33:23,627 --> 00:33:25,921 the killer started the car, 424 00:33:26,087 --> 00:33:28,465 turned on the lights,
put it into gear... 425 00:33:28,548 --> 00:33:33,303 And drove the car into the lagoon
while standing on the running board. 426 00:33:35,889 --> 00:33:36,889 Ah-h... 427 00:33:38,725 --> 00:33:39,893 Now let's see... 428 00:33:41,728 --> 00:33:44,022 Start the car... put in gear... 429 00:33:44,606 --> 00:33:45,774 Here we go. 430 00:33:48,068 --> 00:33:51,154 It's good how you figured this out.
Ah-ouch! 431 00:33:55,242 --> 00:33:56,952 You missed the lagoon! 432 00:33:59,120 --> 00:34:02,290 You know... those two idiots
have got me worried. 433 00:34:03,333 --> 00:34:05,335 They will question the staff. 434 00:34:05,418 --> 00:34:08,838 When they do, make sure they
find out only what we wish them 435 00:34:08,922 --> 00:34:10,006 to find out. 436 00:34:10,090 --> 00:34:12,717 Oh, right, it's me. Always me,
isn't it? Always me! 437 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,803 Why don't you do something...?! 438 00:34:15,220 --> 00:34:16,220 A-Ah! Ooh! 439 00:34:16,263 --> 00:34:17,639 O-Oh-oh! 440 00:34:28,567 --> 00:34:31,903 It shall be arranged
exactly as you desire. 441 00:34:34,656 --> 00:34:36,283 - Watch it.
- Whoa! 442 00:34:36,950 --> 00:34:40,203 - I am sorry.
- Oh, that's all right. 443 00:34:40,328 --> 00:34:42,247 - That's quite all right.
- Domo. 444 00:34:42,330 --> 00:34:45,292 - It was actually our fault.
- Well... 445 00:34:45,375 --> 00:34:47,002 We should have knocked. 446 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,882 We'd just like to ask you... 447 00:34:52,966 --> 00:34:55,594 We'd just like to ask you
a few more questions. 448 00:34:55,677 --> 00:34:57,554 Oh... sorry. 449 00:34:57,679 --> 00:34:59,514 I only use to cook... 450 00:34:59,598 --> 00:35:02,851 I never think of using
to kill someone. 451 00:35:02,934 --> 00:35:06,062 - Well, now, we never said that.
- No. We just want to ask you 452 00:35:06,146 --> 00:35:08,857 - a few more routine questions.
- That's right. 453 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:12,152 - If you're innocent, you're innocent.
- Whoa! 454 00:35:12,235 --> 00:35:14,946 - If you're guilty, a hanging.
- Amm! 455 00:35:15,030 --> 00:35:18,658 - Just let me handle this.
- Sorry. Sorry. Didn't mean that. 456 00:35:19,951 --> 00:35:21,161 I am sorry, too. 457 00:35:23,747 --> 00:35:24,747 Sorry. 458 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:28,251 - Ask him where he gets his hair done.
- Yeah, I will. 459 00:35:28,501 --> 00:35:30,128 Just let me handle this. 460 00:35:30,211 --> 00:35:32,213 - I'll handle it, ok?
- Right. 461 00:35:32,297 --> 00:35:34,007 I'll handle it. 462 00:35:38,762 --> 00:35:41,514 All right. Ah...
Now where are you from? 463 00:35:44,100 --> 00:35:46,936 - What did you call me?
- Oh, I'm sorry. 464 00:35:47,020 --> 00:35:48,813 - Ah...
- I am from nara. 465 00:35:48,897 --> 00:35:53,026 - Ah... how are you spelling that?
- Nara. Na-ni-nu-ne-no-no-na... 466 00:35:53,109 --> 00:35:56,363 Not to confuse
"na-to-do-na-na-pe-no-na". 467 00:35:56,655 --> 00:35:59,074 - So, na-...
- I got it. I got it. I got it. 468 00:36:00,033 --> 00:36:03,662 Now exactly where were you
when the morleys left to dine... 469 00:36:03,745 --> 00:36:06,456 - With the bradfords?
- I was in bed. 470 00:36:06,790 --> 00:36:09,793 That's spelled "bed",
"ba-bi-bu-be-Bo"... 471 00:36:09,876 --> 00:36:13,380 I know how to spell that.
Did you kill the morleys? 472 00:36:16,174 --> 00:36:18,635 I korosi Nai the morleys! 473 00:36:18,718 --> 00:36:21,805 What do you mean,
you crosinize the morleys? 474 00:36:21,888 --> 00:36:24,349 Isaid, I korosi Nai the morleys! 475 00:36:24,432 --> 00:36:27,018 You mean,
you crosinize the morleys? 476 00:36:27,268 --> 00:36:29,187 I said, I didn't murder! 477 00:36:39,406 --> 00:36:40,448 What are you doing? 478 00:36:42,325 --> 00:36:43,910 Just fixing that door... 479 00:36:43,993 --> 00:36:47,038 - Little squeaking and that.
- Be more quiet about it. 480 00:36:47,122 --> 00:36:47,914 Sorry. 481 00:36:47,997 --> 00:36:49,541 Huh? Sorry. Sorry. 482 00:36:51,710 --> 00:36:54,504 - Will you, please, stop nodding?
- Right. 483 00:36:54,629 --> 00:36:56,548 Right. He wants us to... 484 00:36:56,631 --> 00:36:59,634 - Nodding. I'm trying to tell him.
- We'll look around. 485 00:37:04,055 --> 00:37:07,142 How about a nice bowl
of fish eyes? 486 00:37:...
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