What Happens in Vegas

-To help you. 603 00:31:43,234 --> 00:31:45,277 Hey, could you do that thing where you turn around on the bed 604 00:31:45,361 --> 00:31:46,737 and fix the top side again? 605 00:31:46,821 --> 00:31:48,405 Okay, can I sleep on the couch? 606 00:31:48,489 --> 00:31:49,531 No. 607 00:32:02,253 --> 00:32:03,253 (BLENDER WHIRRING) 608 00:32:03,338 --> 00:32:04,338 (EXCLAIMS) 609 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,300 Smoothies! 610 00:32:12,138 --> 00:32:13,430 (KNOCKING ON DOOR) 611 00:32:13,723 --> 00:32:15,307 -Hon? -Yeah. 612 00:32:15,391 --> 00:32:16,975 If I could just get in there for a sec. 613 00:32:17,185 --> 00:32:18,477 I'm almost done. I'll be right out. 614 00:32:18,561 --> 00:32:20,312 No, no. "Be right out" is not really gonna work. 615 00:32:20,396 --> 00:32:22,314 Like, be right out right now. 616 00:32:23,149 --> 00:32:24,441 I'm almost done! 617 00:32:25,193 --> 00:32:26,193 (GROANING) 618 00:32:28,696 --> 00:32:31,114 (METALLIC CLATTER) 619 00:32:35,495 --> 00:32:36,662 Okay. . . 620 00:32:36,746 --> 00:32:37,746 (JACK EXHALING) 621 00:32:39,374 --> 00:32:41,750 Oh, yeah, this is happening. 622 00:32:42,502 --> 00:32:44,586 You only have yourself to blame. 623 00:32:44,671 --> 00:32:47,214 By the way, it's your day on dishes. 624 00:32:53,262 --> 00:32:55,514 (TOILET FLUSHING) 625 00:32:57,016 --> 00:32:58,225 (EXCLAIMS) 626 00:32:58,893 --> 00:32:59,893 Freak. 627 00:32:59,978 --> 00:33:01,269 Where do you get your underwear? The hospital? 628 00:33:01,354 --> 00:33:04,064 -What? -Seriously, what's up with the P . E. bra? 629 00:33:04,148 --> 00:33:07,943 Well, it's comfy and supportive, like a man should be. 630 00:33:08,027 --> 00:33:12,155 You women. In the beginning it's all, like, laces and rainbows and trapdoors. 631 00:33:12,240 --> 00:33:15,826 As soon as you get married, it's nothing but these flesh tones and PMS pants. 632 00:33:15,910 --> 00:33:17,411 You might as well wear a placard around your neck 633 00:33:17,495 --> 00:33:19,830 -that says, "We're not having sex, ever." -Ever! 634 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:21,039 -Ever. -Ever! 635 00:33:21,124 --> 00:33:23,834 What happened to the purple bra from Vegas? That was nice. 636 00:33:23,918 --> 00:33:27,212 I'm going to save that for my non-retarded husband. 637 00:33:27,588 --> 00:33:28,588 (MOCKING) 638 00:33:28,923 --> 00:33:31,842 Well, the grownups have to go to work today. 639 00:33:32,593 --> 00:33:35,595 -What are you going to do all day? -I don't know yet. 640 00:33:35,680 --> 00:33:39,182 I'd rather do nothing and be happy than do something I know I don't love. 641 00:33:39,267 --> 00:33:41,101 Words to live by, Yanni. 642 00:33:41,185 --> 00:33:43,186 Beat it, worker drone. Tell the man I say hi. 643 00:33:43,271 --> 00:33:46,273 -Whatever, loser. -Hey, don't get hit by a bus. 644 00:33:46,357 --> 00:33:47,649 Or do. Whatever. 645 00:33:47,734 --> 00:33:48,692 (YOU SEXY THING PLAYING) 646 00:33:48,776 --> 00:33:50,610 I beIieve in miracIes 647 00:33:51,571 --> 00:33:54,948 Where you from You sexy thing 648 00:33:56,784 --> 00:33:58,702 I beIieve in miracIes 649 00:33:58,786 --> 00:34:00,328 (ALL SHOUTING) 650 00:34:00,413 --> 00:34:04,374 Since you came along You sexy thing 651 00:34:05,501 --> 00:34:07,461 (EXCLAIMING) 652 00:34:12,884 --> 00:34:14,634 (TELEPHONE RINGING) 653 00:34:16,929 --> 00:34:18,513 -McNally. -MAN: What are you wearing, baby? 654 00:34:18,598 --> 00:34:20,599 -Who is this? -BANGER: Your boss. 655 00:34:21,726 --> 00:34:23,226 Get the Chonger and get up here right away. 656 00:34:23,311 --> 00:34:26,480 Coming right up! Okay. Banger needs to see us upstairs. 657 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:30,192 After 1 5 years of loyal service, we're dumping Bob whatshisname, 658 00:34:30,276 --> 00:34:33,278 which means that this office is gonna be up for grabs. 659 00:34:33,362 --> 00:34:35,572 So, I'm going to promote one of you skirts out of the pit. 660 00:34:35,656 --> 00:34:38,575 And that's not sexual harassment. Believe me, I've checked. 661 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:41,036 You're my top guns, girls. Do me proud. 662 00:34:41,120 --> 00:34:42,662 Thank you, sir. 663 00:34:43,873 --> 00:34:46,416 So! I guess I'll be Maverick and you can be Goose. 664 00:34:46,501 --> 00:34:49,586 Be whoever you want to be, you'll still gonna be my subordinate. 665 00:34:49,670 --> 00:34:52,422 -Excuse me? -It's from the Latin, meaning "my bitch." 666 00:34:52,507 --> 00:34:54,466 -What is wrong with you? -I eat girls like you. 667 00:34:54,550 --> 00:34:56,593 -Oh, you eat girls! -Not like that. 668 00:34:56,677 --> 00:34:57,677 -Makes total sense. -It shouldn't. 669 00:34:57,845 --> 00:34:58,970 -No judgments. -But I'm not. . . 670 00:34:59,097 --> 00:35:00,180 Just saying. 671 00:35:07,772 --> 00:35:0