It Happened One Night

a fool and a spoiled brat. 543 00:37:14,733 --> 00:37:17,552 Perhaps I am, though I don't see how I can be. 544 00:37:17,652 --> 00:37:20,472 Spoiled people are accustomed to having their way. I never have. 545 00:37:20,572 --> 00:37:23,058 I've always been told what to do... 546 00:37:23,158 --> 00:37:26,645 and how to do it and when and with whom. 547 00:37:26,745 --> 00:37:30,774 Would you believe it? This is the first time I've ever been alone with a man. 548 00:37:30,874 --> 00:37:33,527 - Yeah. - It's a wonder I'm not panic-stricken. 549 00:37:33,627 --> 00:37:35,987 Mm-hmm. You're doing all right. 550 00:37:36,087 --> 00:37:38,031 Thanks. 551 00:37:38,131 --> 00:37:40,659 Nurses, governesses... 552 00:37:40,759 --> 00:37:44,866 chaperones, even bodyguards. Oh, it's been a lot of fun. 553 00:37:44,967 --> 00:37:47,374 One consolation: You can never get lonesome. 554 00:37:47,474 --> 00:37:50,794 Mm. It has its moments. It's become a sort of game... 555 00:37:50,894 --> 00:37:53,213 trying to outwit Father's detectives. 556 00:37:53,313 --> 00:37:57,092 I did once. I actually went shopping without a bodyguard. 557 00:37:57,192 --> 00:37:59,928 It was swell. I felt absolutely immoral. 558 00:38:00,028 --> 00:38:02,973 It didn't last long. They caught me in a department store. 559 00:38:03,073 --> 00:38:05,433 I was so mad, I ran out the back... 560 00:38:05,533 --> 00:38:07,769 and jumped into the first car I saw. 561 00:38:07,869 --> 00:38:11,481 - Guess who was in it. - Santa Claus. Gandhi. 562 00:38:11,581 --> 00:38:14,985 - King Westley was in it. - [MUTTERS] 563 00:38:15,085 --> 00:38:17,279 - Is that how you met him? - Mm-hmm. 564 00:38:17,379 --> 00:38:20,156 We rode around all afternoon. Father was frantic. 565 00:38:20,256 --> 00:38:23,417 By 6:00 he was having all the rivers dragged. 566 00:38:25,387 --> 00:38:28,623 Say, where'd you learn to dunk? In finishing school? 567 00:38:28,723 --> 00:38:31,167 Don't you start telling me I shouldn't dunk. 568 00:38:31,267 --> 00:38:34,129 Of course you shouldn't. You don't know how. Dunking's an art. 569 00:38:34,229 --> 00:38:38,133 Don't let it soak so long. A dip... and sock! Into your mouth. 570 00:38:38,233 --> 00:38:42,721 Let it hang too long, it'll get soft and fall off. All a matter of timing. 571 00:38:42,821 --> 00:38:45,807 - I'll write a book about it. - Thanks, Professor. 572 00:38:45,907 --> 00:38:49,686 Just goes to show you: 20 millions, and you don't know how to dunk. 573 00:38:49,786 --> 00:38:53,064 I'd change places with a plumber's daughter any day. 574 00:38:53,164 --> 00:38:56,651 How do I know who you are? I never saw you before. 575 00:38:56,751 --> 00:38:58,737 You can't go around bothering my tenants. 576 00:38:58,837 --> 00:39:01,156 There's no girl by that name here. 577 00:39:01,256 --> 00:39:03,158 Besides, how do I know you're detectives? 578 00:39:03,258 --> 00:39:05,500 MAN: Show him your credentials, Mac. 579 00:39:08,430 --> 00:39:10,457 - Detectives! - Oh! 580 00:39:10,557 --> 00:39:13,043 That's Father at work. Peter, what'll I do? 581 00:39:13,143 --> 00:39:15,962 Maybe I can jump out the window. They won't see me. 582 00:39:16,062 --> 00:39:17,714 Sit down. Get yourself mussed up. 583 00:39:17,814 --> 00:39:21,183 Get your hair down over your eyes and your blouse unfastened. 584 00:39:21,985 --> 00:39:24,971 [SHOUTING] Yeah, I got a letter from Aunt Bella last week. 585 00:39:25,071 --> 00:39:28,391 If we don't stop over to Wilkes-Barre, she'll never forgive us. 586 00:39:28,491 --> 00:39:30,518 - What are you talking about? - Shh! 587 00:39:30,618 --> 00:39:33,438 The baby's due next month. They want us to come. 588 00:39:33,538 --> 00:39:38,158 Uh... Oh, yeah. She saw your sister the other day. Said she's looking swell. 589 00:39:41,254 --> 00:39:44,532 - ELLIE: Come in. - I hope Aunt Bella has a boy. 590 00:39:44,632 --> 00:39:48,126 Grandma says it's a girl. She hasn't missed calling one in years. 591 00:39:49,804 --> 00:39:52,123 [SOUTHERN DRAWL] Man here to see you, sweetheart. 592 00:39:52,223 --> 00:39:54,459 Me? You want to see me? 593 00:39:54,559 --> 00:39:57,212 - What's your name? - Are you addressin' me? 594 00:39:57,312 --> 00:40:00,131 - Yeah. What's your name? - Hey, wait a minute. 595 00:40:00,231 --> 00:40:02,217 That's my wife you're talking to. 596 00:40:02,317 --> 00:40:04,886 What do you mean, coming here? What do you want? 597 00:40:04,986 --> 00:40:06,221 We're looking for somebody. 598 00:40:06,321 --> 00:40:08,723 Look your head off, but don't come in here. 599 00:40:08,823 --> 00:40:11,351 I've got a notion to take a sock at you. 600 00:40:11,451 --> 00:40:13,979 - Take it easy, son. - These men are detectives. 601 00:40:14,079 --> 00:40:18,108 I don't care if they'r...