Think Like a Man Too

I probably, probably shouldn't. 734 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,281 You probably should. 735 00:31:47,448 --> 00:31:49,576 What, you're in a relationship or something? 736 00:31:51,911 --> 00:31:52,954 Yeah. Yeah, I am. 737 00:31:53,037 --> 00:31:54,122 So am I. 738 00:31:54,956 --> 00:31:58,293 - Really? - This is Vegas, baby. Lighten up. 739 00:31:58,418 --> 00:32:00,628 You heard her, dom. It's veg-ass. 740 00:32:00,837 --> 00:32:02,463 Vegas. Yep. 741 00:32:02,630 --> 00:32:03,965 I love her. 742 00:32:04,924 --> 00:32:06,092 All right. 743 00:32:07,176 --> 00:32:08,219 Sweetie, sit down. 744 00:32:08,303 --> 00:32:09,721 - Let me show you how it is around here. - Okay, no. 745 00:32:09,804 --> 00:32:12,432 'Cause my hands... I'm sorry, did you just spit at me? 746 00:32:12,557 --> 00:32:13,558 'Cause we gonna talk about that. 747 00:32:13,641 --> 00:32:16,936 Excuse me, what is going on? Talk to me. 748 00:32:21,190 --> 00:32:22,233 Spit it out, dom! 749 00:32:22,317 --> 00:32:23,484 - It didn't... - What didn't? 750 00:32:23,568 --> 00:32:25,528 - She just wasn't quite... - She wasn't what? 751 00:32:25,612 --> 00:32:27,322 - She wasn't tall enough. - Dom, let me tell you something. 752 00:32:27,405 --> 00:32:29,741 You know that men spend their entire life savings to go to Brazil? 753 00:32:29,824 --> 00:32:31,951 You just had Brazil come over here, and you're gonna turn it away? 754 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:34,370 You know what, y'all? I'm sick of this non-tourage. 755 00:32:34,537 --> 00:32:36,789 'Cause that's what I'm with right now. I'm gonna get me a new crew. 756 00:32:36,873 --> 00:32:37,874 Ced, you being dramatic. 757 00:32:37,999 --> 00:32:41,210 I'ma roll with some sailors and some congressmen. 758 00:32:41,294 --> 00:32:43,171 Republicans! - Shut up, Bennett! 759 00:32:43,254 --> 00:32:45,006 You know, I'm done. 760 00:32:45,089 --> 00:32:47,759 Turn up, that's what I'll do. I'ma have me a good time. 761 00:32:47,842 --> 00:32:50,219 - You gonna join the fun? - Girl, you damn right I'ma join the fun! 762 00:32:51,554 --> 00:32:52,889 Yeah! 763 00:32:53,348 --> 00:32:56,309 See what I'm saying? Y'all wanna sit over here on lounge chairs. 764 00:32:56,392 --> 00:32:57,518 I'm about to get in the water with some titties. 765 00:32:57,977 --> 00:33:01,147 That's what I tried to give you, Mike. You didn't want this life, I'm gonna take it! 766 00:33:04,609 --> 00:33:06,402 It's too deep! I can't swim! 767 00:33:06,486 --> 00:33:07,820 <i>It's</i> like <i>finding Nemo.</i> 768 00:33:12,200 --> 00:33:13,576 One of you bitches grab me! 769 00:33:13,660 --> 00:33:15,370 Should we help him? 770 00:33:15,453 --> 00:33:16,454 Nah. 771 00:33:16,537 --> 00:33:17,622 <i>Help!</i> 772 00:33:17,705 --> 00:33:20,708 <i>Turns out, I wasn't the only one in need of rescuing.</i> 773 00:33:20,792 --> 00:33:22,043 Where was I? 774 00:33:22,126 --> 00:33:23,127 The article. 775 00:33:23,211 --> 00:33:25,546 Yes, yes, yes, the article in the o magazine. 776 00:33:25,713 --> 00:33:28,299 They talked about all the craziness that goes on 777 00:33:28,383 --> 00:33:30,385 in these bachelor and bachelorette parties. 778 00:33:30,468 --> 00:33:34,097 I read the same article. And the women are getting just as wild as the men. 779 00:33:34,597 --> 00:33:39,686 With the <i>magic Mike</i> strippers and the bridesmaids dares. 780 00:33:39,852 --> 00:33:41,979 Or faking an orgasm, you know. 781 00:33:43,940 --> 00:33:45,983 All of that in a crowded bar. 782 00:33:46,109 --> 00:33:49,237 Or doing jello shots off a stranger's abs? 783 00:33:49,404 --> 00:33:52,031 I don't know why women can't have just as much fun as men. 784 00:33:52,115 --> 00:33:54,492 She's right. Getting a lap dance at your bachelor party is expected. 785 00:33:54,575 --> 00:33:57,203 But if women have fun... You're whores! 786 00:33:57,412 --> 00:33:59,038 - Did she just call us whores? - Yeah. 787 00:33:59,122 --> 00:34:02,917 Fortunately, I don't have to worry about all that behavior with you, Candace. 788 00:34:03,584 --> 00:34:07,755 All that girlish foolishness. You're much too old for that! 789 00:34:08,131 --> 00:34:09,382 Much too old. 790 00:34:10,258 --> 00:34:12,218 I heard you the first "old". 791 00:34:12,301 --> 00:34:13,720 So, what are you guys gonna do tonight? 792 00:34:14,762 --> 00:34:18,766 Nothing too wild, you know, just girl time, you know, girls of the same age. 793 00:34:19,767 --> 00:34:22,478 And cocktails at a couple clubs. Maybe take in a show. 794 00:34:22,645 --> 00:34:25,189 Good. Then you'll have plenty of time. 795 00:34:25,273 --> 00:34:27,900 Time? Time for what? 796 00:34:32,780 --> 00:34:35,366 - I've gotta get away from her. - I know, I know. 797 00:34:35,450 --> 00:34:36,534 Anybody got any sleepi