Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Rodrick Rules

441 00:23:58,791 --> 00:24:00,916 [sighs] H… 442 00:24:01,750 --> 00:24:04,333 H… Hmm. 443 00:24:05,375 --> 00:24:06,875 I'll just do it, okay? 444 00:24:07,791 --> 00:24:09,583 [typing] 445 00:24:09,666 --> 00:24:12,500 [Rodrick] <i>And if you really</i> <i>don't feel like doing something,</i> 446 00:24:12,583 --> 00:24:15,541 <i>a well-timed trip to the bathroom</i> <i>is always your ticket out.</i> 447 00:24:15,625 --> 00:24:16,958 I'm ready to start! 448 00:24:17,041 --> 00:24:18,541 I just finished. 449 00:24:19,041 --> 00:24:21,208 My body is on a schedule. 450 00:24:21,833 --> 00:24:23,083 [groans] 451 00:24:23,958 --> 00:24:27,125 Okay, I'll admit it. That's-- That's pretty good. 452 00:24:27,208 --> 00:24:28,333 What else can you teach me? 453 00:24:28,416 --> 00:24:33,125 Oh, I've got loads of stuff like that. I call it my Rodrick Rules. 454 00:24:34,333 --> 00:24:36,791 Don't you mean "Rodrick's Rules"? 455 00:24:36,875 --> 00:24:41,791 No, Rodrick Rules. There's only one Rodrick, me. 456 00:24:41,875 --> 00:24:42,750 [sighs] Yeah. 457 00:24:42,833 --> 00:24:45,291 I meant, like, apostrophe S. 458 00:24:45,375 --> 00:24:49,375 Rodrick Rule number one. No apostrophes or any other nerd stuff. 459 00:24:50,416 --> 00:24:53,041 That kinda stuff will get you beat up at school. 460 00:24:53,125 --> 00:24:54,583 So, what's rule number two? 461 00:24:54,666 --> 00:24:57,541 Uh, I've already given away too much. 462 00:24:57,625 --> 00:25:01,625 If you want more, we're gonna have to make this deal official. 463 00:25:02,125 --> 00:25:07,333 You keep your mouth shut about the party, and I'll tell you everything I know. 464 00:25:08,458 --> 00:25:09,458 Deal. 465 00:25:23,875 --> 00:25:27,291 Greg, Rowley's here! Time to go! 466 00:25:28,458 --> 00:25:32,250 Hello, Rowley. Don't you look handsome? 467 00:25:32,333 --> 00:25:33,333 [gulps] 468 00:25:33,416 --> 00:25:39,041 Um, this weekend I had tap-dancing lessons with Miss Tilly. [chuckles] 469 00:25:39,125 --> 00:25:41,833 Uh, nothing out of the ordinary happened. 470 00:25:42,833 --> 00:25:45,125 [chuckling] 471 00:25:46,875 --> 00:25:48,500 -[parents gasp] -Whoa. Hey, Rowley! 472 00:25:48,583 --> 00:25:51,791 It's been a while. Friday afternoon, right? 473 00:25:51,875 --> 00:25:52,916 Yeah, we-- 474 00:25:53,416 --> 00:25:57,333 -Whoa! So clean. -Uh… [chuckles] 475 00:25:57,416 --> 00:26:00,708 Yeah, yeah. Time to go, Rowley! Time-- Time to go. Get out. 476 00:26:02,458 --> 00:26:04,666 Come on, Rowley. Two more seconds in there, 477 00:26:04,750 --> 00:26:06,958 and you were gonna spill your guts about the whole party. 478 00:26:07,041 --> 00:26:10,333 Sorry, I'm not good at this stuff. 479 00:26:10,416 --> 00:26:12,833 You don't think my dad heard you back there, right? 480 00:26:12,916 --> 00:26:15,416 'Cause he's been acting really suspicious. 481 00:26:15,500 --> 00:26:17,833 How did you get the house so clean, though? 482 00:26:18,333 --> 00:26:21,416 Um, me and Rodrick actually did it together. 483 00:26:21,500 --> 00:26:23,375 I told you, me and him are a team. 484 00:26:23,458 --> 00:26:26,791 [shouts] You and Rodrick? But he locked us in the basement! 485 00:26:26,875 --> 00:26:30,458 Uh, yeah. Brothers just joke like that. [chuckles] 486 00:26:30,541 --> 00:26:33,291 It's actually pretty hilarious if you really think about it. 487 00:26:34,708 --> 00:26:35,958 Don't look at me like that. 488 00:26:36,875 --> 00:26:40,000 Anyway, yeah, Rodrick's been, uh-- He's been taking me under his wing. 489 00:26:40,083 --> 00:26:41,958 He's been teaching me a bunch of stuff. 490 00:26:42,458 --> 00:26:44,500 Really? What kind of stuff? 491 00:26:44,583 --> 00:26:47,000 Uh, like, how you need to set the bar low, 492 00:26:47,083 --> 00:26:49,041 so your parents don't expect too much from you. 493 00:26:49,125 --> 00:26:52,250 Oh, and how you can trick them into helping you with your homework. 494 00:26:52,333 --> 00:26:53,625 That kind of thing. 495 00:26:54,333 --> 00:26:56,750 That seems like bad stuff. 496 00:26:56,833 --> 00:26:59,083 This information is like gold, Rowley! 497 00:26:59,166 --> 00:27:01,291 It's what makes having an older brother worth it. 498 00:27:03,375 --> 00:27:06,208 But why is Rodrick being so nice to you all of a sudden? 499 00:27:08,375 --> 00:27:11,666 I don't know. Maybe 'cause he just likes having me around. 500 00:27:11,750 --> 00:27:14,666 You know what? You wouldn't understand. You're an only child. 501 00:27:14,750 --> 00:27:15,750 No offense. 502 00:27:16,416 --> 00:27:23,166 Well, I'm glad I'm an only child. 'Cause this brother stuff is complicated. 503 00:27:26,250 --> 00:27:31,000 ["Requiem in D Minor Lacrimosa" playing] 504 00:27:44,958 --> 00:27:45,958 [song stops] 505 00:27:50,541 --> 00:27:53