Zoey's Extraordinary Christmas

Okay, I'll admit it. 724 00:33:07,377 --> 00:33:10,321 We've kinda been dreading going ever since Jenna informed us 725 00:33:10,421 --> 00:33:12,323 we'd be staying in a yurt and eating tofurkey. 726 00:33:12,423 --> 00:33:14,164 Yeah, that sounds bad. 727 00:33:14,264 --> 00:33:15,466 And was she joking when she said she needed us 728 00:33:15,546 --> 00:33:17,248 to denounce Christmas 729 00:33:17,348 --> 00:33:19,490 as just "another example of the mass Capitalist agenda"? 730 00:33:19,590 --> 00:33:20,971 I couldn't tell. Honestly, I couldn't tell. 731 00:33:21,071 --> 00:33:22,253 - Me either. - Yeah. 732 00:33:22,353 --> 00:33:24,335 Oh, Zoey. I mean... 733 00:33:24,435 --> 00:33:25,856 [SIGHS] 734 00:33:25,956 --> 00:33:28,299 Look, it would be really nice to spend Christmas 735 00:33:28,399 --> 00:33:29,860 with my family and, you know, 736 00:33:29,960 --> 00:33:31,902 we could just really focus on all the good times. 737 00:33:32,002 --> 00:33:35,266 I promise you both, I will make it super special. 738 00:33:35,366 --> 00:33:37,368 Just like how Dad used to do it. 739 00:33:39,090 --> 00:33:41,072 - All right, yeah. - Let's do it. 740 00:33:41,172 --> 00:33:42,994 Beep, beep. [WHOOSHING] 741 00:33:43,094 --> 00:33:44,595 - Wow. - Okay. 742 00:33:44,695 --> 00:33:47,999 We'll cancel on Jenna if you agree to throw fake snow 743 00:33:48,099 --> 00:33:49,921 at us as we shred a black diamond. 744 00:33:50,021 --> 00:33:52,003 - Deal! - Vajna, we're back! 745 00:33:52,103 --> 00:33:53,805 - We're back. - Great, okay. 746 00:33:53,905 --> 00:33:55,366 So now all I have to do is convince Mom, 747 00:33:55,466 --> 00:33:56,647 and that shouldn't be too hard, right? 748 00:33:56,747 --> 00:33:58,730 - It might be. - Why? 749 00:33:58,830 --> 00:34:00,571 Oh, well, she and Deb are really excited 750 00:34:00,671 --> 00:34:02,613 about their trip to Hawaii, so... 751 00:34:02,713 --> 00:34:04,936 There he is. Oh, yeah. 752 00:34:05,036 --> 00:34:07,058 How excited? 753 00:34:07,158 --> 00:34:11,342 ♪ Mele Kalikimaka is the thing to say ♪ 754 00:34:11,442 --> 00:34:16,588 ♪ On a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day ♪ 755 00:34:16,688 --> 00:34:21,192 ♪ That's the island greeting that we send to you ♪ 756 00:34:21,292 --> 00:34:25,517 ♪ From the land where palm trees sway ♪ 757 00:34:25,617 --> 00:34:28,640 ♪ ♪ 758 00:34:28,740 --> 00:34:32,724 ♪ Here we know that Christmas will be green and bright ♪ 759 00:34:32,824 --> 00:34:37,889 ♪ The sun will shine by day and all the stars at night ♪ 760 00:34:37,989 --> 00:34:42,494 ♪ Mele Kalikimaka is Hawaii's way ♪ 761 00:34:42,594 --> 00:34:46,197 ♪ To say Merry Christmas to you ♪ 762 00:34:47,799 --> 00:34:49,861 And then we were thinking of going zip-lining. 763 00:34:49,961 --> 00:34:51,463 If we're not still hung over 764 00:34:51,563 --> 00:34:54,146 from our booze cruise the night before. 765 00:34:54,246 --> 00:34:56,268 - And the odds of that are? - Mm, no comment. 766 00:34:56,368 --> 00:34:57,909 [CHUCKLES] 767 00:34:58,009 --> 00:35:02,194 So, clearly, you two are excited about this trip, 768 00:35:02,294 --> 00:35:03,955 and I'm just wondering 769 00:35:04,055 --> 00:35:06,978 if you would consider the possibility of... 770 00:35:09,421 --> 00:35:10,923 Postponing it? 771 00:35:11,023 --> 00:35:12,885 - Not on your life. - Why would we do that? 772 00:35:12,985 --> 00:35:15,487 Listen, Mom, I think that it's great 773 00:35:15,587 --> 00:35:17,569 that you are gonna take this vacation to... 774 00:35:17,669 --> 00:35:20,452 Jingle and mingle. 775 00:35:20,552 --> 00:35:25,978 And find yourself again, which I totally support. 776 00:35:26,078 --> 00:35:27,820 But I'm just wondering if you could maybe 777 00:35:27,920 --> 00:35:31,303 find yourself... another time. 778 00:35:31,403 --> 00:35:33,746 Like maybe December 26th or even later? 779 00:35:33,846 --> 00:35:35,748 Why didn't you say something before this? 780 00:35:35,848 --> 00:35:37,750 'Cause I didn't realize how much it meant to me until now, 781 00:35:37,850 --> 00:35:39,391 and how important I think it would be 782 00:35:39,491 --> 00:35:40,913 for all of us to honor Dad 783 00:35:41,013 --> 00:35:44,396 and find our Christmas joy together again. 784 00:35:44,496 --> 00:35:48,601 If you stay, I promise I will handle everything. 785 00:35:48,701 --> 00:35:50,002 You won't even have to lift a finger. 786 00:35:50,102 --> 00:35:51,444 But what about Deb? 787 00:35:51,544 --> 00:35:53,325 I mean, I can't just leave her stranded. 788 00:35:53,425 --> 00:35:55,488 Yeah, your mother's not the only widow here 789 00:35:55,588 --> 00:35:58,010 looking to escape for the holidays. 790 00:35:58,110 --> 00:36:01,253 I spent last year with my son's in-laws. 791