Small Apartments

Merkin? 421 00:34:10,045 --> 00:34:11,637 It's a pubic wig. 422 00:34:13,148 --> 00:34:14,308 Really? 423 00:34:14,849 --> 00:34:17,010 Are they normally worn on the outside of the pants? 424 00:34:18,219 --> 00:34:19,277 Uh... 425 00:34:19,921 --> 00:34:22,014 Apparently he left a suicide note. 426 00:34:24,960 --> 00:34:26,552 "Attention, fuckwads. 427 00:34:27,595 --> 00:34:29,358 "You can all suck it. ' ' 428 00:34:29,564 --> 00:34:31,930 The subject also broke into his own garage. 429 00:34:32,167 --> 00:34:35,261 The glass was shattered inwards. It's a classic B and E. 430 00:34:35,370 --> 00:34:36,428 Oh, it's a classic. 431 00:34:36,604 --> 00:34:38,538 There's one more thing. What's that? 432 00:34:38,673 --> 00:34:40,368 He's missing a toe. 433 00:34:41,042 --> 00:34:42,202 Really? 434 00:34:42,844 --> 00:34:43,811 Huh. 435 00:34:45,213 --> 00:34:46,305 Suicide, huh? 436 00:34:46,414 --> 00:34:48,848 That's what the physical evidence wants to suggest. 437 00:34:49,417 --> 00:34:50,611 Suicide. 438 00:34:51,820 --> 00:34:53,378 By the way, how's the wife, Burt? 439 00:34:53,688 --> 00:34:55,656 She's fine, thank you. She's perfect, actually. 440 00:34:57,359 --> 00:34:58,690 Hey, Rich? Yeah. 441 00:34:59,227 --> 00:35:00,660 Did he have a vehicle? 442 00:35:01,029 --> 00:35:02,462 I mean, there's nothing in the driveway. 443 00:35:02,630 --> 00:35:05,292 Yeah, we got Olivetti registered with a Ford pick-up truck. 444 00:35:05,700 --> 00:35:06,894 We just put out an APB. 445 00:35:07,002 --> 00:35:08,970 He also owns an apartment building not too far from here. 446 00:35:09,671 --> 00:35:11,138 You want me to follow up on that lead? 447 00:35:11,806 --> 00:35:12,932 What lead? 448 00:35:13,208 --> 00:35:15,176 The one about the merkin. 449 00:35:17,245 --> 00:35:19,179 Yes. Good idea, Officer. 450 00:35:19,447 --> 00:35:21,278 I want you to work the merkin angle. 451 00:35:21,383 --> 00:35:22,941 Go to the local merkin store, 452 00:35:23,051 --> 00:35:25,281 check out anybody who's bought a merkin in the last 72 hours. 453 00:35:25,420 --> 00:35:27,149 Check every size, small, medium, large. 454 00:35:27,389 --> 00:35:32,053 All different kinds of hair, brunette, blonde, strawberry blonde, redhead. 455 00:35:32,293 --> 00:35:36,059 Different kinds of hair, human hair, yak hair, doll hair. 456 00:35:36,731 --> 00:35:37,925 Oh, boy. 457 00:35:39,134 --> 00:35:40,897 So, Burt, what do you think? 458 00:35:42,003 --> 00:35:44,062 Locate that Ford pick-up truck, we have the perpetrator. 459 00:35:44,672 --> 00:35:45,730 Yeah. 460 00:36:43,231 --> 00:36:46,359 What the fuck do we have here? 461 00:36:48,203 --> 00:36:51,366 Yo, you got a little car trouble, dawg? 462 00:36:51,906 --> 00:36:54,204 That's some remarkably shitty-ass driving, yo. 463 00:36:55,076 --> 00:36:56,543 Hey, man, where you coming from? 464 00:36:56,644 --> 00:36:58,908 Uh, just over there. 465 00:36:59,214 --> 00:37:01,045 Nowhere, really. 466 00:37:01,749 --> 00:37:02,909 Man, look at him, man. 467 00:37:04,052 --> 00:37:05,986 He looks like a piece of fucking popcorn. 468 00:37:07,489 --> 00:37:09,719 Yo, you are the whitest motherfucker I've seen in my life! 469 00:37:09,824 --> 00:37:11,155 I am white! 470 00:37:12,794 --> 00:37:13,761 It's true! 471 00:37:13,962 --> 00:37:16,294 Oh, shit! Oh, shit. Hey, man. 472 00:37:16,397 --> 00:37:17,864 Look. Look, dawg! 473 00:37:21,302 --> 00:37:22,792 I know! I know! 474 00:37:23,104 --> 00:37:25,197 I wanna touch it! I wanna touch it! 475 00:37:25,306 --> 00:37:26,273 Oh! 476 00:37:26,374 --> 00:37:29,138 Hey, man, that's nice. Hey, that's like your sister's ass, man. 477 00:37:29,277 --> 00:37:30,744 Man, fuck you, motherfucker! What? 478 00:37:31,613 --> 00:37:32,978 Man, she's only 13! 479 00:37:33,481 --> 00:37:35,005 Hey, man, shut the fuck up! 480 00:37:35,884 --> 00:37:37,715 Hey, what the fuck you laughing at, dawg? 481 00:37:39,888 --> 00:37:41,412 Don't fucking laugh at that shit. 482 00:37:42,957 --> 00:37:45,721 Damn, I like that watch, dawg. 483 00:37:45,827 --> 00:37:47,385 Yeah, it's kinda ironic and shit. 484 00:37:47,595 --> 00:37:49,256 My brother Bernard gave me that watch. 485 00:37:49,364 --> 00:37:51,332 Man, let's take that shit, dawg. No! 486 00:37:51,432 --> 00:37:52,729 What? Ow! 487 00:37:52,867 --> 00:37:53,959 That's right. 488 00:37:55,303 --> 00:37:56,270 Did that hurt? 489 00:37:56,371 --> 00:37:57,998 Yo, man. Yo, kick his ass, man. 490 00:37:58,173 --> 00:37:59,834 Did that hurt? Yeah? 491 00:37:59,941 --> 00:38:01,499 How'd that feel? Huh? 492 00:38:01,743 --> 00:38:04,268 Yeah, I get all Bruce Lee! 493 00:38:06,181 --> 00:38:08,012 Oh, that's gotta hurt! 494 00:38:08,183 --> 00:38:10,048 Yeah, w