Bad Santa

512 00:34:08,671 --> 00:34:10,173 Who the hell is us people? 513 00:34:10,256 --> 00:34:12,508 Wait, no. You don't... 514 00:34:13,134 --> 00:34:15,136 What? No. 515 00:34:17,722 --> 00:34:22,143 You know, I think it's best if we just forget we had this conversation. 516 00:34:23,394 --> 00:34:26,231 Okay. Good thinking. 517 00:34:26,564 --> 00:34:29,150 And don't worry about us, we'll be fine. 518 00:34:29,234 --> 00:34:31,945 Let's get the hell out of here, Marcus. 519 00:34:36,741 --> 00:34:38,493 You're pathetic. 520 00:34:49,128 --> 00:34:50,755 I dig that little thing in your bellybutton. 521 00:34:50,880 --> 00:34:52,507 What is that, like a diamond? 522 00:34:52,590 --> 00:34:54,008 It's a bellybutton ring. 523 00:34:54,092 --> 00:34:56,427 Hang on a second. Check this out. 524 00:34:56,761 --> 00:34:59,264 You gotta thrust, you know what I'm saying? 525 00:35:00,682 --> 00:35:04,227 You got to move the ball around, know what I'm saying? 526 00:35:04,602 --> 00:35:06,854 See? Move the ball. 527 00:35:08,189 --> 00:35:09,941 Motherfucker. 528 00:35:10,149 --> 00:35:13,444 You lousy fucking motherfucker. 529 00:35:16,656 --> 00:35:18,783 That kind of shit's gonna get us pinched! 530 00:35:18,866 --> 00:35:20,034 She said she was 18. 531 00:35:20,118 --> 00:35:21,536 But you promised no arcades. 532 00:35:21,619 --> 00:35:23,246 You said you'd only hustle Big and Tall. 533 00:35:23,579 --> 00:35:24,706 What, you shat me out of your womb? 534 00:35:24,789 --> 00:35:26,124 You're fucking my mom now? 535 00:35:26,207 --> 00:35:28,042 I don't need any goddamn lectures out of you. 536 00:35:28,126 --> 00:35:30,545 I know how to keep a low profile, thank you. 537 00:35:31,713 --> 00:35:34,299 What the fuck is this, Mr Low Profile? 538 00:35:34,382 --> 00:35:36,718 Mind your own goddamn business. 539 00:35:44,142 --> 00:35:46,561 Ever hear of the open bottle law? 540 00:35:48,980 --> 00:35:52,608 A couple of days ago, I was in Women's Big and Tall, 541 00:35:53,735 --> 00:35:55,820 and I heard these, 542 00:35:57,739 --> 00:36:00,033 You know, these noises, 543 00:36:00,116 --> 00:36:04,203 and I heard a woman screaming, "Yeah! Oh, yeah!" 544 00:36:04,704 --> 00:36:06,789 And I heard his voice saying, 545 00:36:06,873 --> 00:36:09,834 "That's right. You ain't going to... 546 00:36:10,877 --> 00:36:14,088 "S-H-I-T right for a month." 547 00:36:15,590 --> 00:36:17,759 Now, don't get me wrong. 548 00:36:18,259 --> 00:36:19,969 I was against the Clinton impeachment. 549 00:36:20,094 --> 00:36:21,846 What a man does with his own penis... 550 00:36:21,929 --> 00:36:24,557 Oval Office, Women's Big and Tall... 551 00:36:24,640 --> 00:36:26,851 ...is not for the American people to say. 552 00:36:26,934 --> 00:36:27,977 Yeah, right. 553 00:36:28,061 --> 00:36:29,062 But when 554 00:36:29,771 --> 00:36:32,190 you're dealing with children, 555 00:36:34,734 --> 00:36:37,153 they have a tender sensibility, 556 00:36:37,236 --> 00:36:40,823 and you are in a position of trust, I think perhaps 557 00:36:41,449 --> 00:36:46,371 someone who has screaming orgasms with large women shouldn't... 558 00:36:50,458 --> 00:36:52,085 Of course, I can't fire him for that. 559 00:36:52,168 --> 00:36:54,128 Yeah. Unfair practices. 560 00:36:54,545 --> 00:36:56,714 Special pleading. Bitch, bitch, bitch. 561 00:36:56,798 --> 00:36:58,216 Fucking broads. 562 00:36:58,299 --> 00:37:01,427 I just can't help it, there's something about the guy 563 00:37:01,552 --> 00:37:02,845 that makes me uneasy. 564 00:37:02,970 --> 00:37:04,263 Well, sure. 565 00:37:04,347 --> 00:37:07,141 Santa fucking someone in the ass... 566 00:37:09,185 --> 00:37:13,606 So, maybe there's something I could fire him for. 567 00:37:14,899 --> 00:37:16,359 Yeah, I get you. 568 00:37:16,442 --> 00:37:17,485 Do you? 569 00:37:18,152 --> 00:37:20,154 Do you think you could find something? 570 00:37:20,238 --> 00:37:22,532 Shit, yeah. Always something. 571 00:37:47,807 --> 00:37:48,975 Shit. 572 00:37:50,435 --> 00:37:51,602 Opal! 573 00:37:52,103 --> 00:37:53,896 Come here! Uh-uh. 574 00:37:54,021 --> 00:37:55,815 Screw you, Willie, and your kinky ass. 575 00:37:55,898 --> 00:37:57,775 Last time, I didn't shit right for a week. 576 00:37:57,859 --> 00:37:58,818 No, it's not that. 577 00:37:58,901 --> 00:38:00,695 Just come here, I need to talk to you. 578 00:38:02,071 --> 00:38:04,115 I'm tired of you, Willie. 579 00:38:05,032 --> 00:38:06,033 Ooh. 580 00:38:08,578 --> 00:38:10,204 Who the fuck is in my room? 581 00:38:10,329 --> 00:38:11,956 Did you see somebody go in my room? 582 00:38:12,039 --> 00:38:13,624 Yeah. Some guy asking about you. 583 00:38:13,749 --> 00:38:15,334 Looked like a cop. 584 00:38:15,418 --> 00