Muppets Haunted Mansion

<i>I wish, but the Wi-Fi in here's lousy.</i> 279 00:16:31,907 --> 00:16:33,993 <i>It's like a total dead zone.</i> 280 00:16:34,076 --> 00:16:35,828 - Ugh. <i>- You know what else is lousy?</i> 281 00:16:35,911 --> 00:16:38,038 <i>This my biggest scene in this whole special,</i> 282 00:16:38,122 --> 00:16:42,167 <i>and they stick my head in a fish bowl.</i> 283 00:16:42,251 --> 00:16:43,585 I think we should go. 284 00:16:43,669 --> 00:16:44,670 Uh... 285 00:16:44,753 --> 00:16:47,756 Uh, do you foresee a way out of here for us? 286 00:16:47,840 --> 00:16:50,592 <i>Fine.</i> 287 00:16:52,052 --> 00:16:55,806 <i>Pumpkin spice lattes and a vampire bat,</i> 288 00:16:55,889 --> 00:16:59,601 <i>you must find a door with a glowing exat.</i> 289 00:16:59,685 --> 00:17:01,353 "Exat"? 290 00:17:01,437 --> 00:17:03,856 <i>I don't know, you try and rhyme with "bat."</i> 291 00:17:03,939 --> 00:17:06,525 Oh, uh, fat, rat, hat. 292 00:17:06,608 --> 00:17:07,776 How you doin'? 293 00:17:08,444 --> 00:17:11,739 Uh, right this way, and I prefer "husky." 294 00:17:11,822 --> 00:17:13,699 - Oh. - Hmm. Okay, go, go, go, go. 295 00:17:14,366 --> 00:17:15,617 Wow! 296 00:17:16,744 --> 00:17:18,162 She is good. 297 00:17:19,204 --> 00:17:20,706 Tips are encouraged. 298 00:17:20,789 --> 00:17:23,417 Oh, uh, don't trust free cheese. 299 00:17:23,500 --> 00:17:24,877 - Quick, quick, quick. - Hmm... 300 00:17:24,960 --> 00:17:29,048 <i>Kim! Kimmy, yoo-hoo! There's a smudge on the crystal again.</i> 301 00:17:29,131 --> 00:17:31,508 - Yes, madame. Yes, madame. <i>- A little higher.</i> 302 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,760 <i>Thank you.</i> 303 00:17:35,429 --> 00:17:38,807 <i>Oh, for crying out loud.</i> 304 00:17:42,227 --> 00:17:44,813 - Pepé? Which way? - Hmm? Out. 305 00:17:44,897 --> 00:17:47,191 Uh... 306 00:17:47,274 --> 00:17:48,525 What? 307 00:17:48,609 --> 00:17:50,319 Whoa! Cool! 308 00:17:52,988 --> 00:17:56,658 Choo-choo! Coming through! 309 00:17:56,742 --> 00:17:58,911 - Run! - Oh! 310 00:18:07,252 --> 00:18:09,129 Oh... 311 00:18:11,298 --> 00:18:14,510 I knew there'd be rides! 312 00:18:14,593 --> 00:18:15,636 Welcome aboard! 313 00:18:16,512 --> 00:18:20,557 - How you doing, Pepé? - I wanna go home. I wanna go home... 314 00:18:24,311 --> 00:18:26,438 Hmm. Happy Halloween! 315 00:18:26,522 --> 00:18:28,649 Happy birthday to me. 316 00:18:28,732 --> 00:18:31,693 Hap... oh! 317 00:18:31,777 --> 00:18:35,155 Oh, my love, dancing with you makes me feel so light on my feet. 318 00:18:35,239 --> 00:18:37,241 That's because we don't have feet. 319 00:18:40,744 --> 00:18:43,747 I just adore the decor, don't you? 320 00:18:43,831 --> 00:18:47,209 Why? Do you like things that are old and decrepit? 321 00:18:47,292 --> 00:18:49,837 I'm dancing with you, aren't I? 322 00:18:49,920 --> 00:18:52,047 So what are you doing for Thanksgiving? 323 00:18:52,131 --> 00:18:55,259 Oh, some of my ghoul friends are having me for dinner. 324 00:18:55,342 --> 00:18:56,844 Awkward. 325 00:18:58,011 --> 00:18:59,096 What? 326 00:18:59,179 --> 00:19:01,682 Nothing, nothing, nothing. Here we go and one. 327 00:19:01,765 --> 00:19:05,018 - One, two, three... thank you. - Very good. 328 00:19:07,479 --> 00:19:09,106 Draw. 329 00:19:11,358 --> 00:19:13,777 - No. - Boo! 330 00:19:17,865 --> 00:19:21,410 Whoa! Whoa! 331 00:19:21,493 --> 00:19:22,578 My god! 332 00:19:22,661 --> 00:19:23,704 - Oh! - Wha... 333 00:19:24,329 --> 00:19:25,914 Hmm. That was unsafe. 334 00:19:25,998 --> 00:19:29,126 You fellas okay? 335 00:19:29,209 --> 00:19:30,419 Yeah, fine. 336 00:19:30,502 --> 00:19:31,920 Good. 337 00:19:32,004 --> 00:19:34,590 Uh, sorry, everybody, food's here. 338 00:19:34,715 --> 00:19:36,633 Mmm. 339 00:19:36,717 --> 00:19:39,428 I says to him, I says, "see through you?" 340 00:19:40,345 --> 00:19:42,431 Well, you finally got the party you wanted. 341 00:19:42,514 --> 00:19:46,185 What? Are you crazy? I said famous peoples, not scary peoples. 342 00:19:48,854 --> 00:19:52,357 Hey, it's a gig, and I get all the bones I can chew. 343 00:19:52,441 --> 00:19:55,152 Uh, until they want 'em back. 344 00:19:58,906 --> 00:20:01,158 And now it's showtime! 345 00:20:03,535 --> 00:20:07,706 Thank you, thank you, and welcome to the mansion show. 346 00:20:07,789 --> 00:20:09,833 Boo! 347 00:20:09,917 --> 00:20:12,419 Now, we have got a great show for you tonight, folks, 348 00:20:12,502 --> 00:20:15,255 guaranteed to tickle your funny bones. 349 00:20:15,339 --> 00:20:16,965 That was pretty good. 350 00:20:17,049 --> 00:20:19,593 - So... boils and ghouls... - Oh, how about that? 351 00:20:19,676 --> 00:20:24,640 Please welcome our very own Gauzey the hatbox bear! 352 00:20:24,723 --> 00:20:27,434 Hiya, hiya, hiya.