Monster House

- Got her. - No, I got her. 342 00:31:49,600 --> 00:31:51,400 Hello? 343 00:31:57,000 --> 00:31:58,900 - Hey. - Oh, my God. 344 00:31:59,100 --> 00:32:03,600 There's an angry dad on the phone looking for the one called Chowder. 345 00:32:06,100 --> 00:32:07,200 Hello? 346 00:32:07,400 --> 00:32:09,700 Losers, I'm talking to you. 347 00:32:13,800 --> 00:32:15,600 He's worried about you. 348 00:32:15,800 --> 00:32:17,600 He should be. 349 00:32:18,200 --> 00:32:21,700 - Start explaining. - All right, the house, it tried to eat us. 350 00:32:21,900 --> 00:32:25,000 - Stop explaining, I've had enough. - Wait, wait, where are you going? 351 00:32:25,200 --> 00:32:27,700 To see what's happening with that stupid house of yours. 352 00:32:27,900 --> 00:32:30,500 - No, no, no. You can't. - What is your problem? 353 00:32:32,100 --> 00:32:35,400 Puberty. Yeah, I'm having lots and lots of puberty. 354 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:40,900 - No more Mountain Dew. - Right. 355 00:32:41,200 --> 00:32:42,200 I'm going to find Bones. 356 00:32:42,500 --> 00:32:45,100 All right, you have fun. Don't worry about us, we'll be fine. 357 00:32:45,300 --> 00:32:48,400 And you tell him I said hey, okay? Safe driving. 358 00:32:48,700 --> 00:32:50,400 See you. 359 00:32:53,800 --> 00:32:55,000 Oh, hi. 360 00:32:55,200 --> 00:32:57,000 You wanna tell me what's going on? 361 00:32:57,200 --> 00:32:59,400 Oh, yeah. I made the whole puberty thing up. 362 00:33:00,900 --> 00:33:03,600 Hi, I'm JD. DJ. 363 00:33:05,900 --> 00:33:09,300 Yes, Dad, I meant to call you, but I forgot. 364 00:33:09,600 --> 00:33:12,200 Okay, I'm sorry. 365 00:33:12,400 --> 00:33:14,300 Okay. 366 00:33:14,500 --> 00:33:16,400 Absolutely. 367 00:33:16,600 --> 00:33:17,900 Affirmative. 368 00:33:18,100 --> 00:33:19,500 - Okay, love you. Bye. - Yeah. 369 00:33:19,700 --> 00:33:24,700 And this is our little observation post... 370 00:33:25,400 --> 00:33:27,600 ...such as it were. 371 00:33:28,200 --> 00:33:29,800 Yeah, posters are stupid. 372 00:33:30,000 --> 00:33:32,500 I was gonna tear them down and put up some art. 373 00:33:32,700 --> 00:33:35,800 Well, Dad, why don't you kiss my hairy butt? 374 00:33:36,000 --> 00:33:38,200 Hey, DJ, you got any beer? 375 00:33:38,700 --> 00:33:40,200 Well, hello there. 376 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:41,600 This is Chowder. 377 00:33:41,800 --> 00:33:43,000 Charles, to the ladies. 378 00:33:43,300 --> 00:33:44,700 Jenny Bennett. 379 00:33:44,900 --> 00:33:47,000 Two-term class president at Westbrook Prep. 380 00:33:47,300 --> 00:33:50,700 - That's a tough school to get into. - Yeah, I got in, but decided not to go. 381 00:33:51,200 --> 00:33:53,600 It's a girls' school. 382 00:33:55,700 --> 00:33:58,400 Which is why I didn't. 383 00:33:59,200 --> 00:34:02,200 You know, there's a... There's a great taco stand near there. 384 00:34:02,400 --> 00:34:03,400 I hate Mexican food. 385 00:34:03,600 --> 00:34:05,000 - Me too. - Me too. 386 00:34:10,700 --> 00:34:13,000 Fascinating, isn't it? 387 00:34:13,200 --> 00:34:15,700 Just sits there waiting... 388 00:34:16,900 --> 00:34:19,400 ...mocking us with its... 389 00:34:20,900 --> 00:34:22,200 ...houseness. 390 00:34:22,500 --> 00:34:24,500 - May I please use your phone? - Yeah, sure. 391 00:34:24,700 --> 00:34:25,800 Here. Who you calling? 392 00:34:26,000 --> 00:34:27,100 - My mother. - Rude. 393 00:34:27,300 --> 00:34:28,800 She's probably not gonna believe you. 394 00:34:29,000 --> 00:34:31,100 It's too much for the adult mind to comprehend. 395 00:34:33,000 --> 00:34:37,600 Is this pee? Because if it is, that's really gross. 396 00:34:38,200 --> 00:34:40,400 - It's- - DJ? 397 00:34:40,600 --> 00:34:42,400 You pee in bottles? 398 00:34:42,600 --> 00:34:44,700 What are you talking about? That one's your pee. 399 00:34:44,900 --> 00:34:45,900 - It's yours. - It's his. 400 00:34:46,100 --> 00:34:47,800 - May I speak with Allison? - Unsanitary. 401 00:34:48,100 --> 00:34:50,000 - Her daughter. Thank you. - It's his pee. 402 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:51,200 Excuse me. 403 00:34:51,400 --> 00:34:56,100 I was selling chocolates in Mayville, and, well, it's kind of confusing. 404 00:34:58,300 --> 00:35:01,400 So you hate Mexican food, huh? 405 00:35:01,600 --> 00:35:03,000 Yeah. You too, huh? 406 00:35:03,400 --> 00:35:06,500 Yeah, in fact, you might say I started hating it first. 407 00:35:06,700 --> 00:35:09,400 Outside in front of the house? 408 00:35:09,800 --> 00:35:12,700 - Fine. Let's get technical. - Okay. 409 00:35:12,900 --> 00:35:14,800 I started hating it through the telescope. 410 00:35:15,000 --> 00:35:17,000 Can't call dibs on a girl through a telescope. 411 00:35:17,200 --> 00:35:18,700 You can't call dibs on a girl. 412 00:35:18,900 --> 00:35:20...