Danny Deckchair

- How much are you paying him? - Bet he gets free parking? 421 00:36:59,316 --> 00:37:01,409 So did he come to take you to the ball, Miss Lake? 422 00:37:01,484 --> 00:37:04,248 Yeah, as a matter of fact, I did. 423 00:37:08,024 --> 00:37:10,356 G'day. 424 00:37:10,427 --> 00:37:13,021 There's no way I'm going. Forget it. 425 00:37:13,096 --> 00:37:15,929 What's the problem? 426 00:37:15,999 --> 00:37:18,763 I don't even know who you are. 427 00:37:20,403 --> 00:37:23,566 - Does it matter? - What do you mean, does it matter? 428 00:37:23,640 --> 00:37:26,768 Maybe it's not that important. 429 00:37:26,843 --> 00:37:30,142 <i>Hey.</i> 430 00:37:30,213 --> 00:37:32,579 G'day. 431 00:37:34,117 --> 00:37:37,177 What if you're a crim? What if you just broke out out of Grafton? 432 00:37:37,253 --> 00:37:39,687 If you are, I'll have to turn you in. 433 00:37:41,891 --> 00:37:45,418 Maybe Dave was right. Maybe you really are from outer space. 434 00:37:45,495 --> 00:37:49,261 Maybe I am. But I thought I was an old professor of yours. 435 00:37:49,332 --> 00:37:51,493 - Yeah right. - Well, you started it. 436 00:37:52,969 --> 00:37:55,301 I know but... 437 00:37:55,372 --> 00:37:59,274 Did you see the look on their faces when I said we were going to the ball? 438 00:38:01,311 --> 00:38:05,145 You wouldn't wanna shock 'em by actually showing up. 439 00:38:05,215 --> 00:38:07,115 Hmm? 440 00:38:11,454 --> 00:38:15,049 <i>Oh! No, I couldn't. God, my parents</i> <i>had some weird clothes.</i> 441 00:38:15,125 --> 00:38:19,186 Oh, that's great. Look at that. 442 00:38:19,262 --> 00:38:21,560 No, I couldn't wear that. 443 00:38:21,631 --> 00:38:23,758 It's beautiful. 444 00:38:23,833 --> 00:38:25,858 <i>I better find you something.</i> 445 00:38:27,170 --> 00:38:29,297 Think this will fit? 446 00:38:29,372 --> 00:38:31,670 I'm amazed my dad even had a suit. 447 00:38:31,741 --> 00:38:35,177 And these trousers to match. 448 00:38:35,245 --> 00:38:38,976 - Yeah, that'll work. - Oh yeah. 449 00:38:39,048 --> 00:38:41,209 You look quite suave. 450 00:38:41,284 --> 00:38:45,084 <i>"Suave"?</i> <i>Never been called that before.</i> 451 00:38:53,029 --> 00:38:56,795 Can I use this? 452 00:39:13,883 --> 00:39:17,614 - Maybe this is not such a good idea. - Come on. 453 00:39:22,592 --> 00:39:26,084 Glenda, look at you. You look absolutely gorgeous. 454 00:39:26,162 --> 00:39:29,325 And you look good enough to eat. 455 00:39:29,399 --> 00:39:33,165 - Professor, this is Maggie Pike. - Hi, Glenda. 456 00:39:33,236 --> 00:39:35,704 And Sonya Tims, our high school headmistress. 457 00:39:35,772 --> 00:39:39,173 - How do you do? - And Meredith Butcher, our local MP. 458 00:39:39,242 --> 00:39:42,006 Dick and Debby Lleyton from Lleyton's Department Store. 459 00:39:42,078 --> 00:39:45,946 - G'day, Professor. - I am not actually a professor. 460 00:39:46,015 --> 00:39:49,974 - Just a senior lecturer. - Ooh! 461 00:39:52,822 --> 00:39:56,223 But philosophy is just a foundation, don't you think, Professor? 462 00:39:56,292 --> 00:39:59,557 Yeah, but to build a good house, you need a good foundation. 463 00:39:59,629 --> 00:40:01,654 Well said. 464 00:40:01,731 --> 00:40:03,926 And a good foundation needs to be dug 465 00:40:04,000 --> 00:40:06,400 at least half as deep as the height of the house. 466 00:40:10,240 --> 00:40:13,368 I didn't know you went to Uni, Glenda, what did you study? 467 00:40:13,443 --> 00:40:15,843 - Art History. - Oh really? 468 00:40:15,912 --> 00:40:18,938 - History of art, eh? Good. - Exactly. 469 00:40:19,015 --> 00:40:21,711 She was pretty wild back then. She even did some nude modeling 470 00:40:21,784 --> 00:40:24,014 for the life drawing classes, didn't you? 471 00:40:24,087 --> 00:40:26,112 - Nude? - Yeah. 472 00:40:27,624 --> 00:40:29,649 Watch it now. Here comes Big Jim. 473 00:40:29,726 --> 00:40:33,287 Bloody hell, Glenda, you scrub up well. Who's your friend? 474 00:40:33,363 --> 00:40:37,026 Professor, meet Clarence's leading mover and shaker, Jim Craig. 475 00:40:37,100 --> 00:40:39,568 - G'day, mate. - And Sandra Craig. 476 00:40:39,636 --> 00:40:42,696 - And Linda, Jim's daughter. - Charmed, Your Majesty. 477 00:40:42,772 --> 00:40:44,967 Oh, man, this bloke is good. 478 00:40:45,041 --> 00:40:47,475 Excuse me, could I possibly have this next dance? 479 00:40:47,544 --> 00:40:49,739 - Go on, go ahead, go on. - Yeah. 480 00:40:49,812 --> 00:40:51,837 I'll look after your man for you. 481 00:40:51,915 --> 00:40:53,940 Off you go, ladies, go have your drink. 482 00:40:54,017 --> 00:40:56,485 So, Professor? 483 00:40:56,553 --> 00:41:00,045 - Danny... Daniels. - Professor Daniels? 484 00:41:00,123 --> 00:41:02,683 Glenda's actually having fun. 485 00:41:07,864 --> 00:41: