Good Morning, Vietnam

660 00:37:09,101 --> 00:37:11,061 LEVITAN: My name is Levitan. Can you say that? 661 00:37:11,229 --> 00:37:12,562 SERGEANT: Who brought in the gook? 662 00:37:12,730 --> 00:37:14,231 LEVITAN: Levitan. WOMAN: Levitan. 663 00:37:15,233 --> 00:37:17,817 I said, who brought in the fucking gook? 664 00:37:17,985 --> 00:37:19,110 WOMAN: Levitan. 665 00:37:21,155 --> 00:37:22,697 WOMAN: I love you. 666 00:37:22,865 --> 00:37:24,950 CRONAUER: A khaki eclipse. TUAN: I better go now. 667 00:37:25,117 --> 00:37:26,618 That's all right. I did. 668 00:37:26,786 --> 00:37:28,745 Hey, come on now, if you kick out the gooks, 669 00:37:28,913 --> 00:37:31,331 you have to kick out the Chinks, spics, spooks and kikes, 670 00:37:31,499 --> 00:37:34,501 and all that's gonna be left in here are a couple of brain-dead rednecks, 671 00:37:34,669 --> 00:37:36,044 and what fun would that be? 672 00:37:36,254 --> 00:37:37,879 Now is when I stop talking. 673 00:37:38,047 --> 00:37:40,340 Come on, let me buy you a couple of beers. How about it? 674 00:37:40,508 --> 00:37:41,633 - Are you crazy? - I might... 675 00:37:41,801 --> 00:37:42,842 - Shut up. - Okay. 676 00:37:43,010 --> 00:37:44,636 SERGEANT: Get him out of here. 677 00:37:44,845 --> 00:37:46,513 Hey, hey, hey. 678 00:37:46,681 --> 00:37:48,390 Hey, hey, hey, come on now. 679 00:37:48,599 --> 00:37:51,017 You gotta prove something, knocking around Vietnamese kids? 680 00:37:51,227 --> 00:37:53,728 This is a GI bar. We don't like gooks. We don't want him here. 681 00:37:53,896 --> 00:37:55,855 You just get him out. 682 00:37:56,023 --> 00:37:58,400 Everybody say "gook," but it's all right. 683 00:37:58,609 --> 00:38:01,111 - Jump in any time, okay? - We're there. 684 00:38:01,320 --> 00:38:03,280 I gotta tell you something, you know. 685 00:38:03,447 --> 00:38:07,117 I've been all around the world, seen a lot of places and a lot of people. 686 00:38:07,326 --> 00:38:10,578 I have never ever, in my travels, come across a man as large as you 687 00:38:11,872 --> 00:38:15,834 with as much muscles, who has absolutely no penis. 688 00:38:17,586 --> 00:38:19,045 He mean that as compliment. 689 00:38:20,298 --> 00:38:21,798 Oh, shit. 690 00:38:21,966 --> 00:38:24,592 That's it for you, asshole. 691 00:38:25,928 --> 00:38:27,137 Call police, quick. 692 00:38:29,223 --> 00:38:32,809 MAN 1: Hey, hey, man, hey! MAN 2: Get him. 693 00:38:35,938 --> 00:38:37,230 Talk. 694 00:38:37,398 --> 00:38:39,691 These two were physically abusing a Vietnamese national. 695 00:38:39,859 --> 00:38:42,319 - I thought since we were here to... - So you start a brawl. 696 00:38:42,486 --> 00:38:45,989 Turn the place upside down. Real intelligent solution. 697 00:38:46,157 --> 00:38:48,283 Do you have any idea how ridiculous it makes me look 698 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:52,787 to have a man under my command start a fucking bar brawl? 699 00:39:02,048 --> 00:39:05,967 - You're not gonna last long here, pal. - You can always send me back to Crete. 700 00:39:06,719 --> 00:39:09,095 Oh, you think this is a joke? 701 00:39:09,263 --> 00:39:11,264 I can come up with alternatives other than Crete. 702 00:39:11,432 --> 00:39:12,766 I'm real good at stuff like that. 703 00:39:12,933 --> 00:39:16,227 I got people stuck in places they haven't even considered how to get out of yet. 704 00:39:16,395 --> 00:39:18,646 You don't think I can come up with something good? 705 00:39:18,814 --> 00:39:21,066 Can you envision some fairly unattractive alternatives? 706 00:39:21,233 --> 00:39:22,442 Not without slides. 707 00:39:22,985 --> 00:39:26,446 A bar brawl, that's one, Cronauer. 708 00:39:26,864 --> 00:39:30,700 You better stay cool. You better not get involved in anything. 709 00:39:30,868 --> 00:39:34,079 You better not even come within range of anything that happens, 710 00:39:34,246 --> 00:39:36,623 or your ass is grass and I'm a lawnmower. 711 00:39:37,333 --> 00:39:39,501 - Am I being fairly clear? - Yes, sir. 712 00:39:39,668 --> 00:39:43,421 Sir? Do you see anything on this uniform indicating an officer? 713 00:39:43,589 --> 00:39:45,757 What does three up and three down mean to you, airman? 714 00:39:45,925 --> 00:39:47,842 End of an inning. 715 00:39:50,179 --> 00:39:51,554 Sergeant major. 716 00:39:52,181 --> 00:39:55,183 Now, you get the hell out of here right now. 717 00:40:03,567 --> 00:40:05,652 [DREIWITZ SCATTING REVEILLE] 718 00:40:07,196 --> 00:40:09,864 CRONAUER: Jesus, enough. 719 00:40:10,241 --> 00:40:12,200 Please, I'm... Bag it! 720 00:40:12,868 --> 00:40:15,745 Wake up, Mr. Sleepy Head. You are late. 721 00:40:30,177 --> 00:40:32,971 Gentlemen, what can I say but hi. 722 00:40:33,139 --> 00:40:35,557 - Hi. - Hi. 723 00:40:35,724 --> 00:40:38,977 Okay, which one of you guys