The Greatest Beer Run Ever

600 00:32:04,091 --> 00:32:05,843 but they're not gonna help you. You're a civilian. 601 00:32:06,468 --> 00:32:09,221 I'm an American civilian. I'm one of them, you know? 602 00:32:09,304 --> 00:32:13,475 No... No, you're not. You're nothing like them. <font color="#00CDCD">(sighs)</font> 603 00:32:13,559 --> 00:32:16,144 I think you're forgetting who you're talking to, yeah? 604 00:32:16,228 --> 00:32:17,354 It's me, Chickie. 605 00:32:18,105 --> 00:32:21,316 Look, you just guard the ships, okay? I'll handle the press. 606 00:32:24,236 --> 00:32:27,406 <font color="#00CDCD">(vendors speaking Vietnamese)</font> 607 00:32:45,883 --> 00:32:46,967 <font color="#00CDCD">(speaks Vietnamese)</font> 608 00:32:47,050 --> 00:32:50,179 Whoa! No, thank you. <font color="#00CDCD">(chuckles)</font> It's okay. 609 00:32:50,262 --> 00:32:51,430 - <font color="#00CDCD">(scooter hoots)</font> - Whoa! 610 00:32:53,015 --> 00:32:55,058 Thank you. Thanks. 611 00:32:56,351 --> 00:32:57,352 You American? 612 00:32:58,395 --> 00:32:59,688 Yeah. Yeah. 613 00:33:00,480 --> 00:33:02,065 You from Oklahoma? 614 00:33:02,149 --> 00:33:04,234 No. New York. 615 00:33:05,402 --> 00:33:06,695 Near Oklahoma? 616 00:33:07,738 --> 00:33:10,991 No, not really. Not even close, actually. 617 00:33:11,742 --> 00:33:14,286 Like <font color="#32D838"><i>Oklahoma!</i></font> Good movie. 618 00:33:14,870 --> 00:33:16,538 Yeah. Good football too. 619 00:33:17,164 --> 00:33:19,208 MacRae, great actor. 620 00:33:20,459 --> 00:33:25,547 Oh. Gordon MacRae. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, he is. He's very good. Very good. 621 00:33:26,423 --> 00:33:30,886 Hey, um, do you know where the Caravelle Hotel is around here? 622 00:33:32,471 --> 00:33:34,806 Two down, on left. 623 00:33:35,849 --> 00:33:37,518 - Safe to walk. - Okay. 624 00:33:40,312 --> 00:33:41,313 Hey, Oklahoma? 625 00:33:43,065 --> 00:33:44,399 Thanks a lot! 626 00:33:50,948 --> 00:33:53,492 <font color="#00CDCD">(cars hooting)</font> 627 00:34:02,960 --> 00:34:04,461 <font color="#00CDCD">(elevator dings)</font> 628 00:34:04,545 --> 00:34:06,713 <font color="#00CDCD">(smooth jazz playing on speakers)</font> 629 00:34:16,389 --> 00:34:17,599 <font color="#00CDCD">(exhales deeply)</font> 630 00:34:19,226 --> 00:34:23,397 Oh. Hello. My name is Hien. How may I help you? 631 00:34:23,480 --> 00:34:24,898 A whiskey soda, please. 632 00:34:24,982 --> 00:34:27,067 Whiskey soda on the way. 633 00:34:43,500 --> 00:34:44,543 <font color="#00CDCD">(speaks French)</font> 634 00:34:45,668 --> 00:34:49,255 Boy, this is one hell of a place to watch a war from, right? <font color="#00CDCD">(chuckles)</font> 635 00:34:49,339 --> 00:34:53,594 War, it's far. But managed here in Saigon. 636 00:34:55,804 --> 00:34:59,183 Hey, do you know where I can find any of the reporter guys around here? 637 00:34:59,975 --> 00:35:03,312 Press? Throw dart, hit press guy. 638 00:35:03,395 --> 00:35:05,981 Right. Hey, thank you. 639 00:35:06,064 --> 00:35:07,232 <font color="#00CDCD">(speaks Vietnamese)</font> 640 00:35:11,695 --> 00:35:13,530 <font color="#00CDCD">(newscaster presenting on TV)</font> 641 00:35:20,412 --> 00:35:21,622 <font color="#00CDCD">(sighs)</font> 642 00:35:23,498 --> 00:35:24,875 <font color="#E69138"><b>Chickie</b></font>: Hey, how's it going? 643 00:35:28,754 --> 00:35:30,214 I'm American. 644 00:35:30,297 --> 00:35:35,469 <font color="#32D838"><i>And I find an attitude of confidence and growing optimism.</i></font> 645 00:35:35,552 --> 00:35:37,304 <font color="#32D838"><i>It prevails all over the country.</i></font> 646 00:35:37,387 --> 00:35:39,681 This is bullshit. Are you hearing this? 647 00:35:40,432 --> 00:35:44,561 Westmoreland's saying there's a feeling of optimism all over Vietnam 648 00:35:44,645 --> 00:35:47,814 and that the Communists are running for the hills. 649 00:35:48,398 --> 00:35:50,943 Finish up your drinks, chaps. Time to go home. 650 00:35:51,026 --> 00:35:51,944 <font color="#00CDCD">(sighs)</font> 651 00:35:52,027 --> 00:35:54,988 <font color="#32D838"><i>A number of South Vietnamese living in areas</i></font> 652 00:35:55,072 --> 00:35:59,660 <font color="#32D838"><i>under government protection tonight has grown by more than a million</i></font> 653 00:35:59,743 --> 00:36:01,703 <font color="#32D838"><i>since January of last year.</i></font> 654 00:36:01,787 --> 00:36:03,747 <font color="#00CDCD">(journalist 1)</font> Turn that lying asshole off. 655 00:36:04,331 --> 00:36:07,417 Whoa. Hey, I don't appreciate that. 656 00:36:07,501 --> 00:36:09,878 That's the President of the United States you're talking about. 657 00:36:09,962 --> 00:36:11,463 He deserves some respect. 658 00:36:14,174 --> 00:36:15,384 Why? 659 00:36:15,467 --> 00:36:16,844 All right, look. Look, I don't care 660 00:36:16,...