Birdy

We just throw it to see how far it'll go. 472 00:40:37,936 --> 00:40:38,971 Oh. 473 00:40:39,312 --> 00:40:40,973 Al used to be on a team. 474 00:40:41,606 --> 00:40:43,472 He used to be a wrestling champ. 475 00:40:53,409 --> 00:40:54,991 Are you guys finished yet? 476 00:40:55,536 --> 00:40:56,571 I'm leaving! 477 00:40:56,746 --> 00:40:59,955 I ain't hanging around with that creep no more! 478 00:41:06,881 --> 00:41:08,463 - Shirley! - Claire! 479 00:41:09,384 --> 00:41:11,000 Why do you always do this? 480 00:41:11,219 --> 00:41:12,459 You stuck me with... 481 00:41:12,470 --> 00:41:13,676 Shut up! 482 00:41:15,223 --> 00:41:17,055 What are you going to do now? 483 00:41:17,225 --> 00:41:18,886 Fuck it! 484 00:41:21,938 --> 00:41:23,019 What? 485 00:41:23,189 --> 00:41:25,100 You have got to learn... 486 00:41:25,316 --> 00:41:27,557 to be more sociable! 487 00:41:28,361 --> 00:41:29,851 I don't think she liked me. 488 00:41:30,029 --> 00:41:31,861 You got to make them like you. 489 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:35,695 Talk like you're interested in all that crap they go on about. 490 00:41:35,910 --> 00:41:37,492 You just got to talk more. 491 00:41:37,704 --> 00:41:41,368 I don't care about what, as long as it's not flying and birds! 492 00:41:41,541 --> 00:41:43,828 What if that's what I'm really thinking about? 493 00:41:44,043 --> 00:41:48,082 That's the first thing you got to understand in your dealings with women. 494 00:41:48,297 --> 00:41:50,288 Never let them know what you're thinking. 495 00:41:50,466 --> 00:41:51,706 I'm not thinking about them. 496 00:41:51,926 --> 00:41:54,088 Then just lie, for God's sakes! 497 00:41:54,303 --> 00:41:57,091 You're the best goddamn liar I ever met. 498 00:41:58,349 --> 00:42:01,467 Don't you know your chick had great jugs on her? 499 00:42:01,811 --> 00:42:05,270 See, I don't understand. What's the big deal? 500 00:42:05,481 --> 00:42:08,724 - They're just overgrown mammary glands. - Mammary glands? 501 00:42:08,901 --> 00:42:10,687 Mammary glands? 502 00:42:12,989 --> 00:42:15,822 No! We're talking tits here! 503 00:42:16,034 --> 00:42:17,195 Big tits! 504 00:42:17,410 --> 00:42:18,866 Round tits. 505 00:42:19,078 --> 00:42:20,193 Fleshy tits. 506 00:42:20,371 --> 00:42:22,829 - Just a lot of dumb development to me. - Full tits. 507 00:42:23,041 --> 00:42:24,907 Women carry them around their whole lives. 508 00:42:25,126 --> 00:42:28,244 - Flopping around, getting in the way. - They don't get in the way. 509 00:42:28,463 --> 00:42:30,420 They're needed. They're necessary. 510 00:42:30,590 --> 00:42:33,582 <i>I seen</i> a <i>picture in National Geographic.</i> 511 00:42:34,719 --> 00:42:36,960 Just like on a cow, but in a more stupid place. 512 00:42:37,180 --> 00:42:38,762 It's not like a cow at all. 513 00:42:38,931 --> 00:42:40,592 I'm telling you for your own good. 514 00:42:40,767 --> 00:42:42,553 You don't know what you're missing. 515 00:42:44,187 --> 00:42:45,598 That girl, Shirley... 516 00:42:46,439 --> 00:42:48,521 l didn't even have to ask her. 517 00:42:48,983 --> 00:42:51,896 She just lifted her shirt and put my hand under it. 518 00:42:52,111 --> 00:42:54,478 And then she undoes her bra for me. 519 00:42:54,697 --> 00:42:57,610 I start feeling the whole tit, nipple and all. 520 00:42:57,825 --> 00:43:00,362 She's poking her tongue down my throat. 521 00:43:00,661 --> 00:43:03,369 And then, I'm reaching down with my hand. 522 00:43:03,581 --> 00:43:05,288 I'm working my way down. She's work... 523 00:43:05,458 --> 00:43:08,450 - That your '53 Ford back there? - Sure, why? 524 00:43:20,807 --> 00:43:23,299 Could you stop walking around? You make me nervous. 525 00:43:23,476 --> 00:43:26,059 I cannot stand this much longer. 526 00:43:27,063 --> 00:43:29,930 - I hope your old man comes soon. - Well, I don't. 527 00:43:39,617 --> 00:43:40,652 Hi, Dad. 528 00:43:41,536 --> 00:43:42,776 Hi, Mom. 529 00:44:15,820 --> 00:44:16,820 Aah! 530 00:44:40,178 --> 00:44:44,137 Ever wonder what our lives down here must seem like to a bird? 531 00:44:44,307 --> 00:44:45,889 You two shut up! 532 00:44:52,148 --> 00:44:54,264 Fucking fuck! I'm always fucked! 533 00:44:59,572 --> 00:45:01,233 - Good luck. - Thanks. 534 00:45:28,100 --> 00:45:29,932 Hi, Al. How are you? 535 00:45:30,728 --> 00:45:32,844 I'm pretty good, Birdy, thanks. 536 00:45:33,606 --> 00:45:34,846 You know, Al... 537 00:45:35,066 --> 00:45:37,603 I'm glad you came to see me. 538 00:45:37,777 --> 00:45:39,609 We haven't seen each other in a while... 539 00:45:39,779 --> 00:45:42,271 and there's a lot of water under the bridge. 540 00:45:42,448 --> 00:45:45,566 But it's good just to sit here and not talk with you. 541 00:45:46,285 --> 00:45:49,198 Yeah, it's a real