The Men Who Stare at Goats

419 00:28:32,238 --> 00:28:34,657 No car's came by. 420 00:28:34,824 --> 00:28:37,243 How... How far is... 421 00:28:42,039 --> 00:28:43,332 Lyn? 422 00:28:44,417 --> 00:28:47,044 - Is this... - Yeah. 423 00:28:51,882 --> 00:28:53,592 We're gonna die. 424 00:28:55,511 --> 00:28:57,805 We're gonna be killed by Al Qaeda. 425 00:29:01,350 --> 00:29:04,728 - I don't think they're Al Qaeda. - What the hell do you know? 426 00:29:05,104 --> 00:29:06,396 You don't know. 427 00:29:06,605 --> 00:29:09,149 You don't know! You don't know anything! 428 00:29:09,608 --> 00:29:11,318 This is all your fault! 429 00:29:15,655 --> 00:29:17,657 Bob, there's something I have to tell you. 430 00:29:17,824 --> 00:29:20,952 When I said that I was retired from the unit, that was a lie. 431 00:29:21,203 --> 00:29:22,496 I'm on a mission. 432 00:29:22,662 --> 00:29:25,624 DeWitts was just my cover. I've been reactivated. 433 00:29:25,957 --> 00:29:28,585 I couldn't tell you because this is a Black Op. 434 00:29:28,877 --> 00:29:32,547 But I think you have a role to play. I think that's why you're here. 435 00:29:33,256 --> 00:29:34,841 You're an idiot. 436 00:29:35,508 --> 00:29:37,510 You know why I'm here? 437 00:29:37,927 --> 00:29:42,432 I just wanted to get into Iraq so I could prove to my wife... 438 00:29:42,599 --> 00:29:44,600 that I wasn't a... 439 00:29:45,768 --> 00:29:47,737 And now I'm gonna die. 440 00:29:47,812 --> 00:29:51,190 I'm gonna die. And she's right. I'm such a... 441 00:29:51,607 --> 00:29:52,742 fuckhead! 442 00:29:52,817 --> 00:29:55,653 Bob, have you ever heard of "Optimum Trajectory"? 443 00:29:56,654 --> 00:29:58,072 What? 444 00:29:58,990 --> 00:30:01,283 "Optimum trajectory." 445 00:30:04,161 --> 00:30:06,288 Your life is like a river. 446 00:30:06,539 --> 00:30:08,299 That you're aiming for a goal that isn't your destiny, 447 00:30:08,374 --> 00:30:10,668 you'll always gonna be swimming against the current. 448 00:30:11,001 --> 00:30:12,928 Young Gandhi wants to be a stock-car racer? 449 00:30:13,003 --> 00:30:14,296 It's not gonna happen. 450 00:30:14,380 --> 00:30:16,015 Little Anne Frank wants to be a High School teacher. 451 00:30:16,090 --> 00:30:18,183 Tough titty Anne. That's not your destiny. 452 00:30:18,258 --> 00:30:22,563 But you will go on to move the hearts and minds of millions. 453 00:30:22,638 --> 00:30:27,434 Find out what your destiny is and the river will carry you. 454 00:30:27,893 --> 00:30:32,189 Now, sometimes events in life... 455 00:30:32,606 --> 00:30:35,826 give an individual clues as to where their destiny lies. 456 00:30:35,901 --> 00:30:38,653 Like those little doodles you just happened to draw? 457 00:30:44,618 --> 00:30:47,579 It's the Ajna chakra, the third eye. 458 00:30:47,787 --> 00:30:49,789 The symbol of the Jedi. 459 00:30:50,248 --> 00:30:53,084 When I saw that you're drawing it, well... 460 00:30:53,585 --> 00:30:56,713 the Universe gives you clues like that, you don't ignore it. 461 00:30:58,339 --> 00:31:01,175 You're meant to be here with me, Bob. 462 00:31:02,218 --> 00:31:04,846 It's the Jedi in you that sensed it. 463 00:31:06,013 --> 00:31:08,608 Now, I don't think these guys are FRL's or Mahdi Army... 464 00:31:08,683 --> 00:31:10,526 I think we're talking standard criminals here. 465 00:31:10,601 --> 00:31:13,020 Which means they're gonna try to sell us to another group. 466 00:31:13,104 --> 00:31:15,573 - We can't let that happen. - How are we gonna stop them? 467 00:31:15,648 --> 00:31:18,067 There's three of them! And they've got guns! 468 00:31:18,442 --> 00:31:19,318 We're Jedi, Bob. 469 00:31:19,402 --> 00:31:22,029 We don't fight with guns. We fight with our minds. 470 00:31:22,196 --> 00:31:23,781 What do you mean? 471 00:31:24,073 --> 00:31:27,868 Okay, let's say that we have no choice but to fight with these guys. 472 00:31:27,952 --> 00:31:31,747 We will use visual aesthetics to instill psychically... 473 00:31:31,914 --> 00:31:35,459 in the enemy a disincentive to attack. 474 00:31:37,127 --> 00:31:38,545 What do you mean? 475 00:31:38,712 --> 00:31:41,548 Okay, you pick one of them out, you lock eyes with him, 476 00:31:41,673 --> 00:31:44,801 and you go into this monotone and you're gonna go... 477 00:31:46,636 --> 00:31:49,264 "I'm not going to attack you." 478 00:31:49,598 --> 00:31:52,559 You relax your body and your voice. 479 00:31:55,228 --> 00:31:56,613 And you just rip out one of his eyes. 480 00:31:56,688 --> 00:31:58,907 Or you get a pen and you stab him in the neck, 481 00:31:58,982 --> 00:32:00,784 you create this... a fountain of blood, 482 00:32:00,859 --> 00:32:03,611 I mean a real fountain, get it squirting all over his buddies. 483 00:32:03,695 --> 00:32:07,657 That is a psychic disincentive, right there. 484 00:32:08,741 --> 00:32:10,743 We haven't got a pen. 485 00:32:12,078 --> 00:32:13,913 You're missing the point. 486 00:32:14,372 --> 00:32:16,374 Come here. Stand up. Come