The Guardians of the Galaxy Holiday Special

216 00:12:26,666 --> 00:12:28,500 <i>♪ The perfect gift for me would be ♪</i> 217 00:12:28,583 --> 00:12:30,541 <i>♪ Completions and connections left from ♪</i> 218 00:12:30,625 --> 00:12:32,791 <i>♪ Last year, ski shop ♪</i> 219 00:12:32,875 --> 00:12:34,875 <i>♪ Encounter, most interesting ♪</i> 220 00:12:34,958 --> 00:12:36,916 <i>♪ Had his number but never the time ♪</i> 221 00:12:37,000 --> 00:12:38,666 <i>♪ Most of '81 passed along those lines ♪</i> 222 00:12:38,750 --> 00:12:41,208 <i>♪ So deck those halls Trim those trees ♪</i> 223 00:12:41,291 --> 00:12:43,208 <i>♪ Raise up cups of Christmas cheer ♪</i> 224 00:12:43,291 --> 00:12:45,666 <i>♪ I just need to catch my breath ♪</i> 225 00:12:45,750 --> 00:12:47,583 Give us your finest libations. 226 00:12:48,541 --> 00:12:50,791 Have you seen Kevin Bacon anywhere? 227 00:12:50,875 --> 00:12:53,125 Why would I know where Kevin Bacon is located? 228 00:12:55,291 --> 00:12:57,375 <i>♪ Calendar picture, frozen landscape ♪</i> 229 00:12:57,458 --> 00:12:59,333 <i>♪ Chilled this room for 24 days ♪</i> 230 00:12:59,416 --> 00:13:01,791 <i>♪ Evergreens, sparkling snow ♪</i> 231 00:13:01,875 --> 00:13:03,125 <b><font color="#ca004b">[HISSING]</font></b> 232 00:13:10,458 --> 00:13:11,916 Mmm. More. 233 00:13:15,500 --> 00:13:17,416 <b><font color="#ca004b">[MANTIS GIGGLES]</font></b> 234 00:13:18,500 --> 00:13:19,958 <b><font color="#ca004b">[MANTIS WHOOPS]</font></b> 235 00:13:22,291 --> 00:13:27,041 - Come out and dance with us. - Dancing is for people who are pathetic. 236 00:13:27,166 --> 00:13:28,750 <b><font color="#ca004b">[CHUCKLES]</font></b> 237 00:13:29,291 --> 00:13:31,125 - Well, how about a drink then? - Yes! 238 00:13:31,375 --> 00:13:33,041 Two shots of tequila, please. 239 00:13:33,125 --> 00:13:35,666 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING]</font></b> - <b><font color="#ca004b">[MANTIS LAUGHS WILDLY]</font></b> 240 00:13:37,041 --> 00:13:38,791 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHING HEARTILY]</font></b> 241 00:13:43,791 --> 00:13:45,666 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHING]</font></b> 242 00:13:47,208 --> 00:13:49,000 - <b><font color="#ca004b">[WHOOPING]</font></b> - <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHING]</font></b> 243 00:13:52,625 --> 00:13:55,208 I can't believe not a single one 244 00:13:55,291 --> 00:13:59,791 of our new homies <b><font color="#ca004b">[HICCUPS]</font></b> know where Kevin Bacon is. 245 00:14:00,208 --> 00:14:04,000 There are tens of thousands of people on this planet 246 00:14:04,875 --> 00:14:08,000 and we don't even know what Kevin Bacon looks like. 247 00:14:08,083 --> 00:14:09,601 <b><font color="#ca004b">[SINGING]</font></b> <b><font color="#cf685c">MAN:</font></b> <i>♪ Said it was like Christmas ♪</i> 248 00:14:09,625 --> 00:14:11,208 You wanna know where Kevin Bacon lives? 249 00:14:13,666 --> 00:14:14,708 Yes. 250 00:14:23,541 --> 00:14:24,791 That's 40 bucks. 251 00:14:28,125 --> 00:14:29,166 Uh-oh. 252 00:14:33,916 --> 00:14:36,125 I don't know where my money is. 253 00:14:37,875 --> 00:14:39,500 Give it to me for free. 254 00:14:39,583 --> 00:14:42,000 <i>♪ By the time we got to Oslo ♪</i> 255 00:14:43,708 --> 00:14:45,208 Give me all your money. 256 00:14:45,333 --> 00:14:46,958 The snow was gone 257 00:14:47,958 --> 00:14:50,250 <b><font color="#cf685c">MANTIS:</font></b> Drax, move faster. 258 00:14:52,083 --> 00:14:55,083 <b><font color="#ca004b">[ON TV]</font></b> <b><font color="#cf685c">MAN #1:</font></b> It won't be exactly the same as the one you have on Earth, 259 00:14:55,166 --> 00:14:57,000 but I'm sure it will serve your purpose. 260 00:14:57,083 --> 00:15:00,250 <b><font color="#cf685c">MAN #2:</font></b> Good. Good. Now I'd like to get going 261 00:15:00,333 --> 00:15:03,333 and have the toy shop operating full-blast 262 00:15:03,416 --> 00:15:06,250 so that I can return to Earth for Christmas. 263 00:15:06,333 --> 00:15:11,250 'Cause, you know, Mrs. Claus is a very good-natured woman. But... 264 00:15:11,333 --> 00:15:14,625 Santa Claus, you will never return to Earth. 265 00:15:14,708 --> 00:15:15,708 Wait. 266 00:15:15,791 --> 00:15:17,291 <b><font color="#ca004b">[LAUGHING]</font></b> 267 00:15:18,166 --> 00:15:19,791 <b><font color="#ca004b">[DOORBELL RINGS]</font></b> 268 00:15:24,541 --> 00:15:25,666 <b><font color="#cf685c">KEVIN:</font></b> Yeah. Can I help you? 269 00:15:25,750 --> 00:15:27,125 <b><font color="#ca004b">[GASPS]</font></b> 270 00:15:27,458 --> 00:15:31,125 Yes. We are looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 271 00:15:31,208 --> 00:15:33,666 We're looking for the legendary Kevin Bacon. 272 00:15:33,875 --> 00:15:34,916 I just said that, Drax. 273 00:15:35,000 --> 00:15:37,392 Your voice is small and mousy. I think maybe he didn't hear you. 274 00:15:37,416 --> 00:15:40,416 He hea