Cheaper by the Dozen

803 00:36:24,875 --> 00:36:27,000 -[Zoey] Careful! -[Bailey] Curly stairs! 804 00:36:27,083 --> 00:36:28,791 -[song ends] -[Luna] I love it! 805 00:36:28,875 --> 00:36:30,291 -This is so nice. -Oh, my gosh. 806 00:36:30,375 --> 00:36:32,166 These chandeliers are so drip. 807 00:36:32,250 --> 00:36:34,083 -Seriously? You're into this McMansion? -Yo! 808 00:36:34,166 --> 00:36:36,916 There's a koi pond! And a basketball court! 809 00:36:37,000 --> 00:36:38,000 Really? 810 00:36:38,083 --> 00:36:39,250 [Luna] I call a room upstairs! 811 00:36:39,333 --> 00:36:43,083 -Check this out. An elevator. -No way, my own elevator? 812 00:36:43,875 --> 00:36:46,708 What do you think? Look at this. Wait for it. Wait for it. 813 00:36:46,791 --> 00:36:50,500 -[Paul] Ah! [chuckles] -[Zoey gasps] Oh, wow! 814 00:36:51,458 --> 00:36:54,250 -Okay, I got to admit this is epic. -Yeah. 815 00:36:54,333 --> 00:36:56,083 -We gotta sell a lot of sauce. -We will. 816 00:36:56,166 --> 00:37:01,250 -[littles clamoring] -Yeah! Mom, Dad, this house is amazing. 817 00:37:01,333 --> 00:37:02,375 -I mean-- -[Bronx] Yeah. 818 00:37:03,000 --> 00:37:05,375 [gasps] 819 00:37:05,458 --> 00:37:07,291 We have our own fountain! 820 00:37:07,375 --> 00:37:09,833 [littles screaming] 821 00:37:09,916 --> 00:37:11,083 Stay out of the fountain! 822 00:37:11,166 --> 00:37:12,333 Oof! 823 00:37:12,416 --> 00:37:13,458 I'm fine! 824 00:37:13,541 --> 00:37:14,791 Well, see if he's bleeding. 825 00:37:14,875 --> 00:37:15,958 Look at this kitchen. 826 00:37:18,541 --> 00:37:20,625 [chuckles] Oh. 827 00:37:23,125 --> 00:37:24,291 [Paul] There it is. 828 00:37:28,375 --> 00:37:33,500 Wow, uh, "Paul's Hot, Sweet and Savory." That sounds delicious. 829 00:37:33,583 --> 00:37:36,083 -Daddy, that's you. -That's your sauce. 830 00:37:36,166 --> 00:37:38,958 What? That's crazy. Whose kids are these? 831 00:37:39,041 --> 00:37:41,250 Daddy, we're your kids. 832 00:37:41,333 --> 00:37:44,250 I got lost kids in aisle two. They're attacking my cart. 833 00:37:44,333 --> 00:37:45,791 [Bronx, Bailey giggling] 834 00:37:46,750 --> 00:37:48,791 -[Zoey] Releasing the littles! -[Luna] Yay! 835 00:37:48,875 --> 00:37:51,083 -[Bronx, Bailey] We're here! -Wanna take a little pee? 836 00:37:53,291 --> 00:37:54,916 [Bailey] There's so much grass! 837 00:37:55,000 --> 00:37:57,666 -This is all ours, Joe. -[Luca] We're home! 838 00:37:58,166 --> 00:38:00,916 -Oh, hi, new neighbors. We're the Bakers. -Hi. 839 00:38:01,000 --> 00:38:03,625 Come over anytime. We've got extra pool noodles. 840 00:38:06,500 --> 00:38:08,000 Hello, ma'am. Welcome. 841 00:38:08,083 --> 00:38:09,250 Oh, thank you. Hi. 842 00:38:09,333 --> 00:38:12,583 Just so you know, we have a strict neighborhood noise policy. 843 00:38:12,666 --> 00:38:14,500 No loud music after 10:00. 844 00:38:15,708 --> 00:38:16,708 Okay. 845 00:38:16,791 --> 00:38:19,250 Uh, question for you. 846 00:38:19,333 --> 00:38:23,166 Do you always immediately tell all new homeowners about this policy? 847 00:38:23,250 --> 00:38:24,708 Or just us? 848 00:38:25,666 --> 00:38:27,083 Seconds after we arrive. 849 00:38:28,041 --> 00:38:29,375 Is everything okay? 850 00:38:29,458 --> 00:38:31,125 Yes, sir. Um… 851 00:38:32,125 --> 00:38:33,791 Didn't mean to cause any offense. 852 00:38:33,875 --> 00:38:35,958 Probably shouldn't have said anything offensive. 853 00:38:37,833 --> 00:38:39,166 My apologies, ma'am. 854 00:38:39,250 --> 00:38:40,833 You folks enjoy your day. 855 00:38:44,416 --> 00:38:45,791 Well, that was fun for me. 856 00:38:54,333 --> 00:38:56,250 What is all this? 857 00:38:56,333 --> 00:38:59,416 It's our first night in the big place. I thought we should celebrate. 858 00:38:59,500 --> 00:39:02,833 How about some Flamin' Hot Cheetos and Cîroc? 859 00:39:02,916 --> 00:39:04,666 [screams] Look what I got you. Hold on. 860 00:39:07,333 --> 00:39:08,791 French vanilla Cîroc. 861 00:39:08,875 --> 00:39:11,208 I thought they discontinued French vanilla. 862 00:39:11,291 --> 00:39:12,875 Like that would ever stop me. 863 00:39:13,708 --> 00:39:15,250 Oh, this calls for lingerie. 864 00:39:15,333 --> 00:39:18,041 Okay. You know the one I love, baby. You know that one. 865 00:39:22,791 --> 00:39:24,958 -Mmm. Cake. -[knocks] 866 00:39:25,041 --> 00:39:26,000 Whoa. 867 00:39:26,083 --> 00:39:28,375 -No, no. What are you guys doing? -[Luca] We're scared. 868 00:39:28,458 --> 00:39:31,208 Um, we called for you, but you couldn't hear us. 869 00:39:31,291 --> 00:39:32,833 No, please take the dog off the bed. 870 00:39:32,916 --> 00:39:34,416 -No, no, please-- -Cheetos! 871 00:39:34,500 --> 00:39:36,583 No, these are not for you, and this is not for you. 872 00:39:36,666 --> 00:39:37,958 -[Luna] This looks nice. -Rose petals! 873 00:39:38,041 --> 00:39:39,250 No, please leave the rose petals-- 874 00:39:39,333 --> 00:39:42,166 -Our tummies hurt. -How could both of your tummies hurt? 875 00:39:42,250 --> 00:39:44,333 We're twins, Dad. You know h