The Book of Life

00:30:10,561 --> 00:30:14,611 Behind every man with an amazing mustache is a beautiful woman. 517 00:30:16,024 --> 00:30:17,074 Oh, yes. 518 00:30:17,109 --> 00:30:19,189 And I'll cook and clean for him... 519 00:30:19,236 --> 00:30:21,196 And be at his Beck and call. 520 00:30:21,864 --> 00:30:25,494 That sounds so good. That just sounds so good. 521 00:30:25,534 --> 00:30:27,124 And you sound... You're just so pretty. 522 00:30:27,744 --> 00:30:28,744 Are you kidding me? 523 00:30:29,454 --> 00:30:30,374 Oh, boy. 524 00:30:30,414 --> 00:30:32,124 Is that how you see a woman? 525 00:30:33,542 --> 00:30:35,092 We're only here to make men happy? 526 00:30:36,753 --> 00:30:38,253 Yeah. 527 00:30:39,089 --> 00:30:41,219 So, I don't know. 528 00:30:41,258 --> 00:30:44,218 I believe I have lost my appetite. 529 00:30:44,261 --> 00:30:46,851 No, please, please, stay seated. 530 00:30:46,889 --> 00:30:51,229 Now, if you will just excuse me, I must go check on Chuy. 531 00:30:51,268 --> 00:30:53,188 That's my pig. 532 00:30:53,228 --> 00:30:56,938 I need to spend time with someone civilized. 533 00:30:58,734 --> 00:31:00,944 You've picked yourself a feisty one. 534 00:31:03,071 --> 00:31:06,031 Good one, Joaquin! Very witty. 535 00:31:06,074 --> 00:31:09,084 I can't believe the General invited the whole town! 536 00:31:09,578 --> 00:31:11,248 Except for you, Manolo. 537 00:31:11,622 --> 00:31:13,082 Sorry, bro. 538 00:31:13,123 --> 00:31:14,713 He even invited us. 539 00:31:14,750 --> 00:31:16,460 And he hates us. 540 00:31:16,793 --> 00:31:19,253 It's hopeless. I've lost her to Joaquin. 541 00:31:19,296 --> 00:31:21,966 Okay, listen. All we got to do is play the right song... 542 00:31:22,007 --> 00:31:26,217 And trust me, everything will turn around in the space of four bars. 543 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,431 We've already been to four bars! 544 00:31:28,472 --> 00:31:29,512 Twice! 545 00:31:29,973 --> 00:31:32,603 Hold it. I know exactly what to play. 546 00:31:32,643 --> 00:31:33,643 It has to be romantic... 547 00:31:33,977 --> 00:31:35,057 And classy... 548 00:31:35,103 --> 00:31:37,483 But with tons of dignity. 549 00:31:41,276 --> 00:31:46,446 You, you got what I need 550 00:31:46,490 --> 00:31:49,280 but you say he's just a friend 551 00:31:49,326 --> 00:31:51,446 but you say he's just a friend 552 00:31:51,495 --> 00:31:53,295 oh, baby, you... 553 00:31:58,001 --> 00:31:59,841 wow, that totally captivated her. 554 00:31:59,878 --> 00:32:01,838 I don't get it. That one always works. 555 00:32:01,880 --> 00:32:03,340 Even on my wife. 556 00:32:04,007 --> 00:32:05,717 Wait. You're married? 557 00:32:06,176 --> 00:32:08,216 I got it! Follow my lead. 558 00:32:09,513 --> 00:32:13,023 If you want my body and you think I'm sexy 559 00:32:13,058 --> 00:32:15,478 mami vamos, let me know 560 00:32:25,487 --> 00:32:27,027 very romantic, pepe. 561 00:32:29,700 --> 00:32:30,620 That's all I got, mang. 562 00:32:30,659 --> 00:32:31,989 Okay, my turn! 563 00:32:32,035 --> 00:32:35,035 One, two, one, two, tres, cuatro! 564 00:32:35,747 --> 00:32:38,287 That girl is way out of your league, bro. 565 00:32:38,333 --> 00:32:39,503 Hey, let's eat! 566 00:33:09,615 --> 00:33:13,205 I love you too much 567 00:33:13,243 --> 00:33:16,663 to live without you loving me back 568 00:33:16,705 --> 00:33:19,455 I love you too much 569 00:33:20,417 --> 00:33:21,837 heaven's my witness 570 00:33:21,877 --> 00:33:23,587 and this is a fact 571 00:33:23,629 --> 00:33:26,879 I know I belong 572 00:33:26,924 --> 00:33:29,974 when I sing this song 573 00:33:30,594 --> 00:33:32,934 there's love above love and it's ours 574 00:33:32,971 --> 00:33:36,471 'cause I love you too much 575 00:33:37,518 --> 00:33:40,688 I live for your touch 576 00:33:41,438 --> 00:33:44,358 I whisper your name night after night 577 00:33:44,983 --> 00:33:47,943 I love you too much 578 00:33:47,986 --> 00:33:51,446 there's only one feeling and I know it's right 579 00:33:51,490 --> 00:33:54,280 I know I belong 580 00:33:55,035 --> 00:33:57,535 when I sing this song 581 00:33:58,455 --> 00:34:03,785 there's love above love and it's ours 'cause I love you too much 582 00:34:06,505 --> 00:34:11,685 heaven knows your name I've been praying 583 00:34:12,302 --> 00:34:16,722 to have you come here by my side 584 00:34:20,477 --> 00:34:25,647 without you a part of me's missing 585 00:34:25,983 --> 00:34:32,663 just to make you my own I will fight 586 00:34:33,240 --> 00:34:38,500 I love you too much 587 00:34:40,163 --> 00:34:43,333 I love you too much 588 00:34:44,001 --> 00:34:47,131 heaven's my witness and this is a fact 589 00:34:47,171 --> 00:34:50,511 you live in my soul 590 00:34:50,549 --> 00:34:53,009 your heart is my goal 591 00:34:5...