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00:37:04,134 --> 00:37:05,131 Come on. 790 00:37:49,411 --> 00:37:50,518 Come on. 791 00:37:52,678 --> 00:37:54,412 Come on! 792 00:38:32,689 --> 00:38:33,726 What did you do? 793 00:38:35,626 --> 00:38:37,918 Did you murder someone, huh? 794 00:38:37,960 --> 00:38:39,535 What, do you have drugs on you? 795 00:38:40,235 --> 00:38:41,735 What did you do, Gary? 796 00:39:19,003 --> 00:39:20,399 <i>Do you still have the pipe?</i> 797 00:39:20,441 --> 00:39:22,063 No, no... 798 00:39:22,105 --> 00:39:24,239 No, I threw it out. I threw it out. 799 00:39:29,412 --> 00:39:32,952 Hey, "Soggy Bottom" sounds like someone shit their pants. 800 00:39:36,786 --> 00:39:38,154 I know, I know. 801 00:39:38,196 --> 00:39:40,124 - That's not good. - I know. 802 00:39:41,232 --> 00:39:42,589 That's only funny to you guys. 803 00:39:42,631 --> 00:39:43,924 But when someone wants to buy a bed, 804 00:39:43,966 --> 00:39:46,259 they don't wanna think about shitting or shitty diapers, 805 00:39:46,301 --> 00:39:48,222 or shit in pants. 806 00:39:48,264 --> 00:39:50,725 Well, the bed's not just for sleeping, Alana. 807 00:39:50,767 --> 00:39:54,098 Well, if it's not just for sleeping, I think you mean it's for sex. 808 00:39:54,140 --> 00:39:56,600 "Soggy Bottom" isn't making anyone hot or horny. 809 00:39:56,642 --> 00:39:57,977 It doesn't make you hot? 810 00:39:58,443 --> 00:39:59,440 No. 811 00:40:03,812 --> 00:40:06,173 <i>"Everybody's talking about waterbeds these days, right?</i> 812 00:40:06,215 --> 00:40:07,615 <i>And, uh, it's with good reason,</i> 813 00:40:07,657 --> 00:40:08,950 because the waterbed is the greatest thing 814 00:40:08,992 --> 00:40:12,021 to happen to sleep since the invention of the inner spring." 815 00:40:12,063 --> 00:40:13,249 Okay. 816 00:40:13,291 --> 00:40:15,283 "If you've been thinking about getting a waterbed now, 817 00:40:15,325 --> 00:40:16,850 you can have one delivered to your very door. 818 00:40:16,892 --> 00:40:19,424 All you gotta do is call the world's largest manufacturer of waterbeds, 819 00:40:19,466 --> 00:40:20,563 Pacific Waterbeds. 820 00:40:20,605 --> 00:40:23,528 They present Fat Bernie's king-size waterbeds." 821 00:40:23,570 --> 00:40:25,430 I love the name. Yeah. 822 00:40:25,472 --> 00:40:28,804 "Six foot by seven foot waterbed, you got a $100 value for only $39.95. 823 00:40:28,846 --> 00:40:30,970 Thirty-nine dollars and 95 cents for your very own 824 00:40:31,012 --> 00:40:33,368 king-size Fat Bernie waterbed if you act now. 825 00:40:33,410 --> 00:40:36,645 Call 451-3631 and have a Fat Bernie Waterbed 826 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:38,640 delivered COD right to your very door. 827 00:40:38,682 --> 00:40:40,879 With a 10-day money-back guarantee if you're not satisfied. 828 00:40:40,921 --> 00:40:42,644 Your loved one will love you for it." 829 00:40:42,686 --> 00:40:45,547 Well, whomever he or she may be, or maybe you have two or three, 830 00:40:45,589 --> 00:40:47,284 or, uh, maybe you wanna tell somebody that you love them, 831 00:40:47,326 --> 00:40:49,122 you're not exactly sure how you're gonna do it, 832 00:40:49,164 --> 00:40:51,725 you can tell them with a king-size Fat Bernie waterbed. 833 00:40:51,767 --> 00:40:53,153 Now, you'll even love yourself for it. 834 00:40:53,195 --> 00:40:54,555 Maybe all you wanna do is just 835 00:40:54,597 --> 00:40:56,730 ensconce yourself in your own king-size waterbed 836 00:40:56,772 --> 00:40:57,830 with nobody around to bother you. 837 00:40:57,872 --> 00:40:59,737 That is some real narcissism, okay? 838 00:40:59,779 --> 00:41:03,296 It's KPPC Pasadena, we've got The Doors coming up next. 839 00:41:05,177 --> 00:41:06,541 You're right. You're always right. 840 00:41:16,187 --> 00:41:17,648 Fat Bernie's, how may I help you? 841 00:41:18,792 --> 00:41:20,590 - Oh, great. - Shit. Shit. 842 00:41:23,395 --> 00:41:25,460 Pacific Waterbeds presents Fat Bernie's Waterbeds. 843 00:41:25,502 --> 00:41:26,520 How may I help you? 844 00:41:31,640 --> 00:41:33,328 - Hiya, Gene. - Hi. 845 00:41:33,370 --> 00:41:35,330 - What do you got today? - Hi, Gene. 846 00:41:35,372 --> 00:41:37,078 - Hello. - Just some boxes. 847 00:42:00,733 --> 00:42:01,740 Okay. 848 00:42:21,556 --> 00:42:22,619 Assholes! 849 00:42:27,958 --> 00:42:28,966 Take it. 850 00:42:32,396 --> 00:42:33,693 Twenty, 25, 30. Just 30. 851 00:42:33,735 --> 00:42:35,897 I got 400. 400. 852 00:42:35,939 --> 00:42:37,995 - 150. - I have 400, 853 00:42:38,037 --> 00:42:39,603 and then you have... 854 00:42:39,645 --> 00:42:40,864 Wait a sec. What were the five? 855 00:42:40,906 --> 00:42:41,936 Fifty here. 856 00:42:41,978 --> 00:42:43,575 Five, 10, 15, 20, 25, 30. All right. 857 00:42:43,617 --> 00:42:44,771 - 30. - There's 21. 858...