Rock of Ages

00:19:01,073 --> 00:19:03,519 - That game's tan bloody surreal anyway. - Ugh! 318 00:19:03,742 --> 00:19:05,585 Dennis, did you just sigh audibly? Why? 319 00:19:06,078 --> 00:19:09,218 Taxes. They're so un-rack 'n' roll. 320 00:19:09,515 --> 00:19:13,554 Cheer up, mate. You still got the twisted sisters of piety outside... 321 00:19:13,719 --> 00:19:17,064 ...all flustered and worked up, so we must be doing something right, eh? 322 00:19:17,222 --> 00:19:19,828 Well, at least we have the Arsenal show coming up. 323 00:19:20,025 --> 00:19:24,337 But that means our whale existence is riding an Stacee Jaxx. 324 00:19:24,530 --> 00:19:28,410 Stacee Jaxx, the mast unreliable man in the music industry? 325 00:19:28,567 --> 00:19:31,605 A man who blew off the halftime show at the Super Bowl... 326 00:19:31,770 --> 00:19:34,944 ...ta attend a satanic ritual to sew up Debbie Harry's vagina? 327 00:19:35,107 --> 00:19:36,142 Please stop. 328 00:19:36,308 --> 00:19:39,084 - The Satanists wouldn't even do that. - You're not helping. 329 00:19:39,244 --> 00:19:42,555 Why would the devil close vaginae'? No one's qualified to do that. 330 00:19:42,714 --> 00:19:43,749 Hand me the phone. 331 00:19:43,916 --> 00:19:48,092 Let's do a telethon, because this might work better than your Stacee Jaxx idea. 332 00:19:48,253 --> 00:19:49,857 Shut it! 333 00:19:50,022 --> 00:19:52,559 I'm calling Stacee's manager, Paul Gill. 334 00:19:57,196 --> 00:20:01,303 - Ahem. Speak. Hello, Paul? It's Dennis Dupree. 335 00:20:01,466 --> 00:20:03,309 Dennis. What's up, brother man? 336 00:20:03,468 --> 00:20:07,678 Oh, I was just calling to check in and see if we're still an for Friday. 337 00:20:07,839 --> 00:20:10,342 Of course we are. Arsenal's last show. 338 00:20:10,509 --> 00:20:12,785 We're kicking off Stacee's solo press tour there. 339 00:20:12,945 --> 00:20:14,788 Rolling Stone just confirmed. 340 00:20:14,947 --> 00:20:17,951 They would like to interview him on the premises, okay? 341 00:20:18,116 --> 00:20:20,722 - What did he say? - He told me to turn off the radio. 342 00:20:20,886 --> 00:20:22,832 - Sn turn it off. - The radio in his head! 343 00:20:22,988 --> 00:20:24,490 - Calm dawn! - Oh, Gad. 344 00:20:24,656 --> 00:20:25,691 Paul? 345 00:20:27,092 --> 00:20:28,662 Paul? 346 00:20:31,196 --> 00:20:32,698 Paul? 347 00:20:34,900 --> 00:20:37,107 - Paul? - Oh, crap. Yeah, sorry, man. 348 00:20:38,103 --> 00:20:39,946 Yeah. Is Stacee okay? 349 00:20:40,105 --> 00:20:41,140 Stacee? 350 00:20:41,340 --> 00:20:45,516 He's fantastic. I'm lacking at him right now. He's waving hello. 351 00:20:45,677 --> 00:20:48,749 Yes, I'm talking to Dennis. Oh-ha. He just flipped me off. 352 00:20:48,914 --> 00:20:51,986 Same old Stacee. Right? Okay, I gotta dash. 353 00:20:52,150 --> 00:20:54,562 I'll talk to you Friday, babe, okay? 354 00:21:09,434 --> 00:21:11,812 Put something an, man. 355 00:21:19,144 --> 00:21:20,680 Banzai. 356 00:21:20,846 --> 00:21:22,382 Jesus. 357 00:21:30,922 --> 00:21:32,026 Stacee? 358 00:21:51,276 --> 00:21:53,415 I didn't know you had a twin. 359 00:21:53,879 --> 00:21:55,984 I don't. 360 00:21:57,883 --> 00:21:59,692 Stacee. 361 00:22:01,320 --> 00:22:04,597 You need to go an stage, man. 362 00:22:06,224 --> 00:22:07,897 I am an stage, Paul. 363 00:22:12,297 --> 00:22:14,277 Shit. 364 00:22:15,300 --> 00:22:17,644 Take a good lack, ladies. 365 00:22:17,803 --> 00:22:19,441 Take a hard... 366 00:22:19,604 --> 00:22:22,016 ...gaad, lung... 367 00:22:22,207 --> 00:22:23,618 ...hard... 368 00:22:23,775 --> 00:22:24,845 look. 369 00:22:25,010 --> 00:22:29,982 This man, this man is responsible for so much filth. 370 00:22:30,148 --> 00:22:33,823 He's Satan. She is an extraordinary woman. 371 00:22:33,985 --> 00:22:35,259 Such a beacon of courage. 372 00:22:35,420 --> 00:22:39,300 He's like a machine that spews out three things: 373 00:22:40,258 --> 00:22:41,498 - Sex... Oh! 374 00:22:41,660 --> 00:22:43,264 - ... hateful music... Oh. 375 00:22:44,329 --> 00:22:45,364 ...and... 376 00:22:48,266 --> 00:22:49,301 ...sex. 377 00:22:49,835 --> 00:22:53,214 Can you came take some dictation for me in the parish office, Ms. Hoyt? 378 00:22:53,372 --> 00:22:54,783 Of course, sir. 379 00:22:54,940 --> 00:22:58,012 My sun ate the head of my neighbor's horse because of Stacee Jaxx. 380 00:22:58,243 --> 00:23:04,125 Ugh. Well, his filthy little hateful music... 381 00:23:04,282 --> 00:23:06,660 ...sex ride is aver. 382 00:23:06,818 --> 00:23:08,957 - Gotta stop! Yes. 383 00:23:09,121 --> 00:23:11,658 And we're the ones who are gonna do it. 384 00:23:13,325 --> 00:23:17,865 Well, you're a real tough cookie With a long history 385 00:23:18,029 --> 00:23:21,567 Of breaking little hearts Like the one in