Josie and the Pussycats

553 00:33:30,734 --> 00:33:31,817 [Beeps] 554 00:33:33,134 --> 00:33:34,976 Hello. I'm Eugene Levy, 555 00:33:35,001 --> 00:33:37,139 and, yes, I'm an actor. 556 00:33:37,431 --> 00:33:39,183 No, I said cappuccino. 557 00:33:39,475 --> 00:33:42,453 I'm here to talk to you about something very important. 558 00:33:42,478 --> 00:33:44,855 No, it's not about me or my career. 559 00:33:45,147 --> 00:33:48,529 I'm here to talk about subliminal messages in rock-and-roll music... 560 00:33:48,609 --> 00:33:52,292 or as it's simply known in some cultures... rock music. 561 00:33:52,744 --> 00:33:56,842 You see, for years the government has been wisely coercing teenagers... 562 00:33:56,867 --> 00:34:00,371 to buy products they normally wouldn't want just to get their money. 563 00:34:00,683 --> 00:34:02,765 Fact: Kids don't have bills to pay. 564 00:34:02,790 --> 00:34:04,542 Fact: They don't pay taxes, 565 00:34:04,833 --> 00:34:07,770 but they do baby-sit and hold minimum-wage jobs... 566 00:34:07,795 --> 00:34:11,423 that earn them wads of cash as thick as, well, my body of work. 567 00:34:13,342 --> 00:34:16,345 But these kids today aren't dumb. 568 00:34:16,637 --> 00:34:18,823 They're not gonna buy just anything. 569 00:34:18,848 --> 00:34:23,063 That's why the government has been planting small subliminal advertising suggestions... 570 00:34:23,143 --> 00:34:25,116 in today's rock music. 571 00:34:25,141 --> 00:34:29,194 The results? We can now get these kids to buy just about anything. 572 00:34:29,219 --> 00:34:31,864 We can have them chasing a new trend every week, 573 00:34:31,986 --> 00:34:33,963 and that is good for the economy. 574 00:34:33,988 --> 00:34:37,131 And what's good for the economy is good for the country. 575 00:34:37,305 --> 00:34:40,106 So God bless the United States of America, 576 00:34:40,131 --> 00:34:43,138 the most ass-kickin' country in the world. 577 00:34:43,350 --> 00:34:44,350 [Beeps] 578 00:34:46,652 --> 00:34:49,186 [German Accent] But how can you control the rock bands? 579 00:34:49,478 --> 00:34:52,637 What if they find out about the hidden messages in their music? 580 00:34:53,163 --> 00:34:56,846 Ever wonder why so many rock stars die in plane crashes? 581 00:34:58,637 --> 00:35:01,477 Overdose on drugs! 582 00:35:01,502 --> 00:35:03,562 We've been doing this a long time. 583 00:35:03,951 --> 00:35:07,499 If they start to get too curious, our options are endless. 584 00:35:07,524 --> 00:35:10,666 Bankruptcy, shocking scandals, religious conversions. 585 00:35:10,691 --> 00:35:14,163 We've created a highly-rated TV show... 586 00:35:14,643 --> 00:35:16,790 just to explain what happens to these people. 587 00:35:16,822 --> 00:35:17,950 [Beeps] 588 00:35:26,196 --> 00:35:29,393 [Foreign Language] 589 00:35:29,418 --> 00:35:31,086 [Applause Continues] 590 00:35:36,317 --> 00:35:38,068 Wow. 591 00:35:38,353 --> 00:35:42,744 The walls are mushy. [Giggles] 592 00:35:42,769 --> 00:35:44,377 We brought some equipment in. 593 00:35:44,402 --> 00:35:47,144 I assume it's to your liking. 594 00:35:49,062 --> 00:35:50,456 They're brand-new. 595 00:35:51,513 --> 00:35:54,401 I like this. It's got shiny knobs. 596 00:35:54,426 --> 00:35:57,988 No. No, no, no. No, no, no, no, no. 597 00:35:58,280 --> 00:36:01,075 No, no, no, no, no. That we do not touch. 598 00:36:01,367 --> 00:36:04,123 It's only the most expensive piece of equipment in the studio. 599 00:36:05,136 --> 00:36:06,930 The Megasound 8000. 600 00:36:07,556 --> 00:36:11,543 Although the name sounds ominous, it's actually just a high-tech processor. 601 00:36:11,835 --> 00:36:14,588 - How does it work? - Why do you need to know that? 602 00:36:15,822 --> 00:36:18,129 What is it, a big secret or something? 603 00:36:18,702 --> 00:36:21,387 - A big secret. - Wyatt's got a secret. 604 00:36:21,731 --> 00:36:25,336 No, it's not a secret. Stop it. I'll tell you. I'll show you. 605 00:36:26,327 --> 00:36:29,872 [Whirring] - Play a little something for me, would you? 606 00:36:37,752 --> 00:36:40,214 ♪ It took six whole hours ♪ 607 00:36:40,239 --> 00:36:42,758 ♪ And five long days ♪ 608 00:36:42,783 --> 00:36:47,738 ♪ For all your lies to come undone ♪ 609 00:36:47,763 --> 00:36:50,335 ♪ And those three small words ♪ 610 00:36:50,581 --> 00:36:53,166 ♪ Were way too late ♪ 611 00:36:53,585 --> 00:36:58,090 ♪ 'Cause you can't see that I'm the one ♪ 612 00:37:01,573 --> 00:37:06,620 Perfect! Now, this will just take a moment. 613 00:37:07,099 --> 00:37:08,851 [Voices Overlapping] 614 00:37:09,410 --> 00:37:14,415 And now I'll play it back with the Megasound. 615 00:37:14,440 --> 00:37:19,725 ♪ And those three small words were way too late ♪ 616 00:37:19,750 --> 00:37:20,713 Is that us? 617 00:37:20,738