The Thing About Harry

Uh... no, I just started. 665 00:27:53,755 --> 00:27:55,632 I'm one of her community organizers. 666 00:27:55,715 --> 00:27:59,260 It's basically like one step up from volunteers. 667 00:27:59,344 --> 00:28:00,720 Hey, no need to be embarrassed. 668 00:28:00,804 --> 00:28:02,305 I'm folding shirts these days. 669 00:28:02,389 --> 00:28:04,557 Well, that's... is that, um... 670 00:28:05,308 --> 00:28:07,394 Is that... Ah, I'm sorry, you never actually told me your major. 671 00:28:07,477 --> 00:28:11,481 Was it retail or, um... fashion? 672 00:28:12,649 --> 00:28:14,067 Is that so hard to believe? 673 00:28:14,150 --> 00:28:15,026 (chuckles) Kinda. 674 00:28:15,110 --> 00:28:18,571 (chuckles) Uh, no. I, I didn't major in fashion. 675 00:28:19,072 --> 00:28:22,158 I majored in something much more important than that. 676 00:28:22,242 --> 00:28:23,410 -Huh? -Marketing. 677 00:28:23,493 --> 00:28:25,495 Oh... (giggles) 678 00:28:25,954 --> 00:28:28,081 -What, are you judging me... -Mm-mm. 679 00:28:28,164 --> 00:28:29,999 -...Mr. Politics? -Not at all. 680 00:28:30,083 --> 00:28:32,460 Yeah. Yeah, yeah, you are. I can tell. 681 00:28:32,544 --> 00:28:34,129 What do you think politics is, anyway? 682 00:28:34,587 --> 00:28:37,507 It's just marketing the same candidate in different ways. 683 00:28:37,590 --> 00:28:39,592 -They are not all the same. -Mm? 684 00:28:39,676 --> 00:28:42,262 Nadia Custo wants healthcare for everybody. 685 00:28:42,345 --> 00:28:44,597 She wants more money for public education. 686 00:28:44,681 --> 00:28:47,559 She's even looking at a plan right now to get cars out of the downtown core. 687 00:28:47,642 --> 00:28:49,769 -Oh, yeah, yeah. Okay. -Talk about a game changer! 688 00:28:49,853 --> 00:28:51,354 -HARRY: Settle down, AOC. -Oh! 689 00:28:51,438 --> 00:28:52,355 I, I believe you. 690 00:28:55,483 --> 00:28:58,319 (dance music playing) 691 00:29:02,407 --> 00:29:03,950 You're seriously not dating right now? 692 00:29:07,495 --> 00:29:09,873 Okay, I should probably go, uh... (chuckles awkwardly) 693 00:29:09,956 --> 00:29:12,625 ...check on Stasia, make sure she's not terrorizing anyone. 694 00:29:13,334 --> 00:29:14,544 Oh, uh, okay. 695 00:29:14,627 --> 00:29:17,756 Yeah, and I'll get some more of this, uh, you know, paintbrush cleaner. 696 00:29:17,839 --> 00:29:19,924 Yeah, I'll take another one if you're going. 697 00:29:20,008 --> 00:29:22,635 Uh, okay. Uh, yeah. Sure, I got you. 698 00:29:23,678 --> 00:29:24,721 Hurry back. 699 00:29:26,931 --> 00:29:28,433 (inhales deeply) 700 00:29:31,019 --> 00:29:33,104 Oh my God! 701 00:29:33,188 --> 00:29:34,230 He's adorable. 702 00:29:34,647 --> 00:29:36,691 How come in all the millions of times you've told me 703 00:29:36,775 --> 00:29:38,735 the story of the road trip from hell, 704 00:29:38,818 --> 00:29:40,528 you never mentioned how fricking hot he is. 705 00:29:40,612 --> 00:29:41,446 SAM: I don't know. 706 00:29:41,529 --> 00:29:43,448 You should be all over that. 707 00:29:43,823 --> 00:29:46,075 He's not dating now. 708 00:29:46,159 --> 00:29:47,285 Oh, please. 709 00:29:47,368 --> 00:29:49,162 He's basically begging you to give him a reason 710 00:29:49,245 --> 00:29:51,289 to break his vow of chastity. 711 00:29:51,372 --> 00:29:54,459 If I've learned one thing from politics, 712 00:29:54,542 --> 00:29:56,753 it's that you can't make someone vote for your candidate 713 00:29:56,836 --> 00:29:58,671 if they're not going to the polls at all. 714 00:29:58,755 --> 00:30:00,840 You're not running for office. 715 00:30:00,924 --> 00:30:02,467 You are trying to get laid. 716 00:30:02,550 --> 00:30:04,844 You know me. I don't do the... 717 00:30:04,928 --> 00:30:07,764 you know, casual one-night thing very well. 718 00:30:08,389 --> 00:30:09,390 Sure. 719 00:30:09,766 --> 00:30:11,559 But you're never gonna get to a second night 720 00:30:11,643 --> 00:30:14,646 -if you don't do the first one, Samwich. -Ugh. 721 00:30:14,729 --> 00:30:17,607 Now get back out there and throw yourself 722 00:30:17,690 --> 00:30:19,234 at that hot piece of man-ass 723 00:30:19,567 --> 00:30:21,402 before I call your mom and tell her you quit therapy. 724 00:30:21,486 --> 00:30:23,238 (gasps) 725 00:30:23,488 --> 00:30:25,031 -Fine. -(Stasia giggles) 726 00:30:25,657 --> 00:30:26,491 STASIA: Wait. 727 00:30:29,828 --> 00:30:31,579 -No. No. -No, it's coming off. 728 00:30:31,663 --> 00:30:33,206 -It's coming off. -SAM: Okay, okay, okay. 729 00:30:33,414 --> 00:30:35,542 <i>♪ I like the way you talk ♪</i> 730 00:30:35,625 --> 00:30:37,126 <i>♪ I like the things you wear... ♪</i> 731 00:30:37,210 --> 00:30:38,086 Much better. 732 00:30:38,169 --> 00:30:40,797 <i>♪ I want your number tattooed on my arm ♪</i> 733 00:30:40,880