Get Real

473 00:35:26,243 --> 00:35:29,974 Even what I�d been saying when we were� 474 00:35:30,047 --> 00:35:33,380 I felt humiliated. 475 00:35:33,450 --> 00:35:36,385 He said he�s sorry. He said he wants me back, but� 476 00:35:36,453 --> 00:35:39,354 No, you deserve better than that. 477 00:35:40,591 --> 00:35:43,116 Thanks. 478 00:35:43,193 --> 00:35:45,252 Look, I�m fine now. Let�s go back in. 479 00:35:47,764 --> 00:35:49,789 [Sniffles, Sighs] 480 00:35:49,867 --> 00:35:52,062 Anyway, I think I�m off blokes for life. 481 00:35:52,135 --> 00:35:54,262 - What about you? - Me? 482 00:35:54,338 --> 00:35:57,364 Yeah, you�re a real secretive one. Got a girl in your life? 483 00:35:57,441 --> 00:35:59,636 No, not really. 484 00:35:59,710 --> 00:36:02,008 But you�d like there to be. 485 00:36:02,079 --> 00:36:05,242 - Something like that. - Who? Someone here tonight? 486 00:36:05,315 --> 00:36:07,909 - Yeah. - Anyone I know? 487 00:36:10,487 --> 00:36:13,615 ? If you really want it good, girl ? 488 00:36:13,690 --> 00:36:17,251 ? Get yourself a bad boy ? 489 00:36:19,196 --> 00:36:23,963 ? Get it like it could be, would be Yeah, like it should be ? 490 00:36:24,034 --> 00:36:26,434 ? If you want it to be good, girl ? 491 00:36:26,503 --> 00:36:30,064 ? Get yourself a bad boy ? 492 00:36:30,140 --> 00:36:32,267 There you are. She looks available. 493 00:36:32,342 --> 00:36:34,970 God, you�d have to be desperate. 494 00:36:38,615 --> 00:36:41,140 ? Oh, yeah ? 495 00:36:43,387 --> 00:36:46,151 Hi. I�m Kevin. 496 00:36:47,624 --> 00:36:50,184 - And you are? - Thirsty. 497 00:36:50,260 --> 00:36:53,320 - Fancy a real drink, Kirsty? - No, thanks. 498 00:36:53,397 --> 00:36:55,456 Something else, then? Diet Coke? 499 00:36:58,468 --> 00:37:02,598 You know, I really like� cuddly girls. 500 00:37:07,010 --> 00:37:08,944 So, uh, could I see you home tonight? 501 00:37:09,012 --> 00:37:11,071 He�s seeing me home. 502 00:37:11,148 --> 00:37:14,640 - That wanker? - No, not you, Steven. 503 00:37:14,718 --> 00:37:18,119 Oy, Carter! Not exactly an oil painting, is she? 504 00:37:18,188 --> 00:37:21,316 No, she�s cuddly, 505 00:37:21,391 --> 00:37:25,191 and until a few seconds ago, you assumed that because I�m a fat girl� 506 00:37:25,262 --> 00:37:28,060 instead of some slim oil painting, I�d be gagging� 507 00:37:28,131 --> 00:37:30,065 for a quick one in the doorway of Toys-R-Us. 508 00:37:30,133 --> 00:37:33,762 - Linda. - I can just imagine sex with you: 509 00:37:33,837 --> 00:37:36,499 the pathetic fumbling to find the bra strap, 510 00:37:36,573 --> 00:37:39,667 the slobbery kisses, belching into some poor girl�s mouth� 511 00:37:39,743 --> 00:37:43,110 because you�ve had too much chilli sauce on your kebab� 512 00:37:43,180 --> 00:37:46,843 and then the main event, which is either over in seconds� 513 00:37:46,917 --> 00:37:50,375 or not at all because you�re too fucking pissed. 514 00:37:50,454 --> 00:37:52,319 Shall I take that as a definite ��no��? 515 00:37:52,389 --> 00:37:55,654 - Take it up your bum. - Thought that was his department. 516 00:37:55,726 --> 00:37:59,330 Just because he�s got a prick, he thinks he�s God�s gift to womankind. 517 00:38:02,933 --> 00:38:04,958 Sod this. If you�re going to put me through this bloody torture, 518 00:38:05,035 --> 00:38:08,334 we might as well at least have a dance. 519 00:38:33,464 --> 00:38:37,423 ? She wasn�t easy ? 520 00:38:37,501 --> 00:38:41,665 ? Changing rocking rolling minds ? 521 00:38:41,739 --> 00:38:44,469 ? And things were getting shaky ? 522 00:38:46,277 --> 00:38:50,373 ? I thought I had to leave it behind ? 523 00:38:50,447 --> 00:38:53,610 ? But now it�s so much better ? 524 00:38:53,684 --> 00:38:58,121 ? Hey, I�m funky now in every way ? 525 00:38:58,189 --> 00:39:00,214 ??[Fades] 526 00:39:00,291 --> 00:39:03,055 ??[Ballad] 527 00:39:17,942 --> 00:39:23,403 ? You are so beautiful ? 528 00:39:29,286 --> 00:39:32,255 ? To me ? 529 00:39:34,491 --> 00:39:39,485 ? You are so beautiful ? 530 00:39:45,202 --> 00:39:47,363 ? To me ? 531 00:39:49,006 --> 00:39:51,941 ? Can�t you see ? 532 00:39:54,578 --> 00:39:58,605 ? You�re everything I hoped for ? 533 00:40:01,652 --> 00:40:06,487 ? You�re everything I need ? 534 00:40:09,627 --> 00:40:14,496 ? You are so beautiful ? 535 00:40:16,300 --> 00:40:18,700 ? To me ? 536 00:40:21,205 --> 00:40:26,609 ? You are so beautiful ? 537 00:40:30,314 --> 00:40:32,509 Don�t you start! 538 00:40:32,583 --> 00:40:36,610 - Sorry, I was thinking of someone else. - Charming. 539 00:40:36,687 --> 00:40:41,647 ? You are so beautiful ? 540 00:40:45,663 --> 00:40:48,962 ? To me ? 541 00:40:49,033 --> 00:40:51,831 God, it gets really boring sometimes. 542 00:40:51,902 --> 00:40:53,836 ...