Family Guy Presents: Something, Something, Something, Dark Side

269 00:19:25,318 --> 00:19:28,319 You may not remember, but I told you last week 270 00:19:28,321 --> 00:19:31,372 I got my niece's recital today. 271 00:19:37,714 --> 00:19:39,714 We gotta sit through this whole thing? 272 00:19:39,716 --> 00:19:41,716 It's not that much longer. 273 00:19:41,718 --> 00:19:44,721 She's number seven and there's, like, 18 people. 274 00:19:45,222 --> 00:19:46,223 Relax, man. 275 00:19:46,723 --> 00:19:48,223 I mean, as long as she knows you were here... 276 00:19:48,225 --> 00:19:51,061 Look, this is happening, so just come to peace with it. 277 00:19:58,685 --> 00:20:01,102 Hey, this ain't the way to the rendezvous point. 278 00:20:01,104 --> 00:20:02,604 We're not meeting up with the others. 279 00:20:02,606 --> 00:20:03,940 We're going to the Dagobah system. 280 00:20:08,195 --> 00:20:09,911 Hi. Excuse me. Excuse me. 281 00:20:09,913 --> 00:20:12,247 Hi, yeah, do you know how to get to the Dagobah system? 282 00:20:12,249 --> 00:20:15,083 Yeah, actually we're headed there now. You can follow us. 283 00:20:15,085 --> 00:20:18,588 Okay, great. Annoying question. We have to get gas, 284 00:20:19,089 --> 00:20:21,372 would you mind pulling off and waiting for us while we do that? 285 00:20:22,626 --> 00:20:24,427 Thank you so much. 286 00:20:40,110 --> 00:20:41,444 Han, look! 287 00:20:41,945 --> 00:20:44,362 Crap, there's two more of them dead ahead. 288 00:20:44,364 --> 00:20:46,366 It's all right, I think I can outmaneuver them. 289 00:20:55,625 --> 00:20:58,993 <i>This Rebel lawbreaker thinks he can outrun the Empire.</i> 290 00:20:58,995 --> 00:21:02,499 <i>The pursuing officers realize he's entered a residential area.</i> 291 00:21:02,999 --> 00:21:06,501 <i>They give him a wide berth, but they don't let him out of their sight.</i> 292 00:21:06,503 --> 00:21:11,222 <i>Astonishingly, the driver makes a left, right into an asteroid field.</i> 293 00:21:11,224 --> 00:21:14,892 What are you doing? You're not actually going into an asteroid field. 294 00:21:14,894 --> 00:21:17,812 Well, it's either that or go into the strawberry fields. 295 00:21:17,814 --> 00:21:20,315 Hey, you know what I'm getting into? Is one-legged chicks. 296 00:21:20,317 --> 00:21:22,817 Yeah, Paul, what's your new wife's name? Peg? 297 00:21:22,819 --> 00:21:24,319 That'll be enough of that, lad. 298 00:21:24,321 --> 00:21:25,320 How about Eileen? 299 00:21:25,322 --> 00:21:26,573 Ringo got it. 300 00:21:31,911 --> 00:21:35,913 Sir, the odds of successfully navigating an asteroid field are two to one. 301 00:21:35,915 --> 00:21:39,419 Never tell me the... Actually, that's not bad. 302 00:21:39,919 --> 00:21:41,254 Yeah. No, let's keep going. 303 00:22:02,442 --> 00:22:06,477 Look at that one! Look at that one there! Look at that other one! 304 00:22:07,897 --> 00:22:09,616 We're gonna get pulverized out here! 305 00:22:09,949 --> 00:22:11,949 Look, we got four or five of the main characters on this ship. 306 00:22:11,951 --> 00:22:13,453 I think we'll be fine. 307 00:22:33,506 --> 00:22:36,424 There, that looks good. 308 00:22:36,426 --> 00:22:39,479 Doesn't that pie look good? Too bad we can't get at it. 309 00:22:39,979 --> 00:22:41,479 It's in space, and we're in here. 310 00:22:41,481 --> 00:22:43,981 Otherwise, I'd be eating it right now. 311 00:22:43,983 --> 00:22:45,485 All right, let's park right there in that cave. 312 00:22:47,904 --> 00:22:50,156 What are you doing? You can't park there. 313 00:22:51,157 --> 00:22:52,156 You're not handicapped. 314 00:22:52,158 --> 00:22:53,658 I have vertigo. 315 00:22:53,660 --> 00:22:55,159 It's a real medical condition. 316 00:22:55,161 --> 00:22:58,164 I'm just going on record as saying I'm not comfortable with this. 317 00:23:07,674 --> 00:23:10,091 I hope you know what you're doing. 318 00:23:10,093 --> 00:23:13,594 I've just found that Leia's constant questioning of me 319 00:23:13,596 --> 00:23:16,597 has not been productive to the atmosphere of the ship. 320 00:23:16,599 --> 00:23:19,969 And I think that she just needs to get some respect for herself. 321 00:23:25,558 --> 00:23:29,727 Artoo, wake up, we're here. Put your shoes on. 322 00:23:29,729 --> 00:23:31,231 You better hurry up and land. 323 00:23:31,731 --> 00:23:34,617 The last half hour, I've been having all pee dreams. 324 00:23:38,288 --> 00:23:41,372 All the scopes are dead! I can't see a thing! 325 00:23:41,374 --> 00:23:45,910 Sorry, that's me. I was still using an electronic device. 326 00:23:45,912 --> 00:23:49,165 Okay, that's much better. Now I can see the swamp... The swamp! 327 00:23:58,141 --> 00:24:01,142 Swamp crashes. They can land you knee-deep in trouble. 328 00:24:01,144 --> 00:24:05,146 But the "good hands" people at Allstate will make sure you have a s