Robot Chicken: Star Wars Episode II

321 00:13:46,504 --> 00:13:47,994 Oh. Oh...God! 322 00:13:48,406 --> 00:13:50,101 [ vomits ] 323 00:13:52,843 --> 00:13:54,834 What is thy bidding, my master? 324 00:13:54,912 --> 00:13:55,776 My bidding? 325 00:13:55,846 --> 00:13:58,440 How about l bid thee to stop ramming the ship 326 00:13:58,516 --> 00:13:59,915 into [bleep] asteroid fields? 327 00:13:59,984 --> 00:14:00,973 Can you handle that? 328 00:14:01,052 --> 00:14:03,145 - l'm trying. - Yeah? Well, there is no try. 329 00:14:03,221 --> 00:14:05,689 There's do and there's [bleep]ing up royal. 330 00:14:05,756 --> 00:14:06,814 And you are [bleep]ing up royal, 331 00:14:06,891 --> 00:14:08,188 so l'm hiring bounty hunters to do the job. 332 00:14:08,259 --> 00:14:09,419 - But l -- - No buts. 333 00:14:09,493 --> 00:14:10,687 lt's already ringing. 334 00:14:10,761 --> 00:14:12,251 You look so tiny down there, 335 00:14:12,330 --> 00:14:14,298 like a little mean pepper shaker. 336 00:14:14,365 --> 00:14:16,492 Sheila, hey, it's Palpatine. 337 00:14:16,567 --> 00:14:18,535 Listen, l need you to place an ad for me, will you? 338 00:14:18,603 --> 00:14:21,572 lmperial Emperor seeking bounty hunters to, 339 00:14:21,639 --> 00:14:23,834 um -- to find and locate -- yeah, 340 00:14:23,908 --> 00:14:25,933 l guess that is the same thing. 341 00:14:26,010 --> 00:14:29,309 Okay, to locate the Millennium Falcon. 342 00:14:29,380 --> 00:14:30,210 She's typing. 343 00:14:30,281 --> 00:14:32,044 So all you see is my head, huh? 344 00:14:32,116 --> 00:14:33,140 Can you see this? 345 00:14:33,217 --> 00:14:35,242 Who-o-o-o-o-o-o-op! Up! 346 00:14:35,319 --> 00:14:36,149 Yes, l c-- 347 00:14:36,220 --> 00:14:37,653 No, l'm here. Right. 348 00:14:37,722 --> 00:14:40,384 Oh, and be sure to mention some kind of a reward. 349 00:14:40,458 --> 00:14:41,516 What? Oh, l don't know. 350 00:14:41,592 --> 00:14:43,184 How much do you think? 351 00:14:43,261 --> 00:14:45,286 Really? That seems a little high to me. 352 00:14:45,363 --> 00:14:46,421 No, l see your point. 353 00:14:46,497 --> 00:14:49,364 l tell you what, why don't we just say ''substantial reward'' 354 00:14:49,433 --> 00:14:50,491 and leave it at that? 355 00:14:50,568 --> 00:14:51,626 Okay, thanks, Sheila. 356 00:14:51,702 --> 00:14:52,691 What? 357 00:14:52,770 --> 00:14:54,260 [ sighs ] 358 00:14:54,338 --> 00:14:57,569 Sure. What's his name? Dengar? 359 00:14:57,642 --> 00:14:58,574 Sounds good. 360 00:14:58,643 --> 00:15:00,133 Yeah, no, we'll bring him in first thing. 361 00:15:00,211 --> 00:15:01,405 Okay. Okay, bye-bye. 362 00:15:01,479 --> 00:15:03,606 Sheila's husband's a bounty hunter. 363 00:15:03,681 --> 00:15:06,377 l told her we'd give him a look-see. 364 00:15:07,485 --> 00:15:08,713 [ mechanical breathing ] 365 00:15:08,786 --> 00:15:10,686 Bet that knee's starting to hurt. 366 00:15:11,789 --> 00:15:13,051 MAN: Come on, Grievous! 367 00:15:13,124 --> 00:15:15,115 These landspeeders are backing up! 368 00:15:15,192 --> 00:15:16,352 [ groans ] 369 00:15:20,698 --> 00:15:22,461 A mouse is afraid of it... 370 00:15:22,533 --> 00:15:24,023 Ah... rat poison? 371 00:15:24,101 --> 00:15:25,295 A booby... 372 00:15:25,369 --> 00:15:26,495 ls awesome! 373 00:15:26,570 --> 00:15:30,028 You don't want to get caught in one... 374 00:15:30,107 --> 00:15:31,074 Small claims court! 375 00:15:31,342 --> 00:15:32,172 No.... 376 00:15:32,243 --> 00:15:34,177 Ohhhh-hooo. What was it? 377 00:15:35,479 --> 00:15:36,878 [ phone rings ] 378 00:15:39,483 --> 00:15:40,973 [ phone rings ] 379 00:15:43,721 --> 00:15:45,279 [ phone rings ] 380 00:15:45,589 --> 00:15:47,489 [ recording ] [ in foreign language ] Hi, this is Greedo. 381 00:15:47,558 --> 00:15:48,991 l'm not here right now, 382 00:15:49,060 --> 00:15:50,322 but leave a message at the tone and l'll call you back! 383 00:15:50,394 --> 00:15:52,089 [ beep ] 384 00:15:52,163 --> 00:15:53,892 GREEDO'S MOM: Greedo? Honey, it's your mother! 385 00:15:53,964 --> 00:15:56,660 You missed Sunday dinner, which is unlike you. 386 00:15:56,734 --> 00:15:59,430 l wanted to tell you l saw an advertisement in the Penny Saver 387 00:15:59,503 --> 00:16:00,697 today for bounty hunters, 388 00:16:00,771 --> 00:16:02,500 and l thought that might be of interest to you, 389 00:16:02,573 --> 00:16:05,371 and l know you don't like being told how to live your life but-- 390 00:16:05,443 --> 00:16:07,070 ANSWERlNG MACHlNE: Mailbox. Full. 391 00:16:08,546 --> 00:16:10,411 Mmmm, very good you are! 392 00:16:10,481 --> 00:16:12,847 Yes, very acrobatic! 393 00:16:15,319 --> 00:16:17,048 Mmmm, maybe cut down on the flips you should! 394 00:16:17,121 --> 00:16:19,146 No more need to impress me there is! 395 00:16:19,223 --> 00:16:21,555 Begging you l am!