All Star Superman

323 00:23:42,087 --> 00:23:43,921 Plutonium-240 is lethal. 324 00:23:44,089 --> 00:23:47,341 Not for the next 24 hours it isn't. 325 00:23:47,759 --> 00:23:49,051 Look, guys, I'm flattered. 326 00:23:49,219 --> 00:23:51,846 But you'd have to go a long way to outdo Superman. 327 00:23:52,013 --> 00:23:56,183 You would spurn my affections for a dalliance with this--? 328 00:23:56,351 --> 00:23:57,518 Careful. 329 00:23:57,853 --> 00:23:59,311 If I win your heart... 330 00:23:59,479 --> 00:24:03,649 ...I'll make the Titans kneel before you and give testimony to your loveliness. 331 00:24:03,817 --> 00:24:08,779 I'll crush diamonds in my mighty fist and make them into sparkling wine. 332 00:24:08,947 --> 00:24:10,448 Wow. 333 00:24:10,615 --> 00:24:12,700 That's day one. 334 00:24:14,703 --> 00:24:16,912 Lois, a moment, please? 335 00:24:18,373 --> 00:24:19,832 Why are you flirting with them? 336 00:24:20,167 --> 00:24:23,210 Maybe I'm teaching you a lesson for impersonating Clark Kent. 337 00:24:23,378 --> 00:24:26,881 I'm not impersonating Clark Kent, I am Clark Kent. 338 00:24:27,215 --> 00:24:29,884 Anyway, you can win any contest those losers can dream up. 339 00:24:30,051 --> 00:24:32,970 Why don't you humor me? It's my birthday. 340 00:24:38,393 --> 00:24:42,062 I don't like you much, Samson. Trouble always seems to follow you. 341 00:24:42,230 --> 00:24:45,983 What do I have to do to make you keep your hands off of my girl? 342 00:24:46,151 --> 00:24:51,489 I'm a time traveler, and I happen to know she won't be your girl for much longer. 343 00:24:56,786 --> 00:24:59,163 All's fair in love and war. 344 00:24:59,581 --> 00:25:02,750 Anyway, pretty soon, you'll be too busy with your challenge... 345 00:25:02,918 --> 00:25:04,835 ...to even think about dating. 346 00:25:05,003 --> 00:25:06,170 Forget it, Samson. 347 00:25:06,338 --> 00:25:10,382 Lois and I are going to a party in Atlantis in less than an hour. 348 00:25:11,760 --> 00:25:13,427 I sincerely doubt it. 349 00:25:16,014 --> 00:25:18,599 What's this, Atlas, part of my birthday surprise? 350 00:25:18,934 --> 00:25:23,270 Since we, uh, borrowed that necklace from the Ultrasphinx... 351 00:25:23,438 --> 00:25:25,606 ...he's been hounding us like one of the Furies. 352 00:25:25,774 --> 00:25:27,691 Chasing us throughout time and space. 353 00:25:28,360 --> 00:25:30,361 Legend has it that just before your death... 354 00:25:30,529 --> 00:25:33,113 ...you performed the most amazing feats of your career. 355 00:25:33,281 --> 00:25:37,451 Some scholars say that among them, you answered the unanswerable question. 356 00:25:37,786 --> 00:25:40,079 What are you talking about? 357 00:25:40,997 --> 00:25:42,540 The Ultrasphinx is here. 358 00:25:45,293 --> 00:25:48,879 Return what was stolen. 359 00:25:49,256 --> 00:25:50,297 Lois. 360 00:25:53,593 --> 00:25:55,302 ULTRASPHINX: Halt. 361 00:25:55,845 --> 00:26:00,015 She exists now in a condition of quantum uncertainty. 362 00:26:00,183 --> 00:26:02,601 Both alive and dead. 363 00:26:02,978 --> 00:26:07,147 The universe asks you an unanswerable question. 364 00:26:07,315 --> 00:26:10,943 To answer correctly is life. 365 00:26:11,278 --> 00:26:15,072 Failure to answer correctly is death. 366 00:26:15,657 --> 00:26:18,492 This is my judgment. 367 00:26:20,161 --> 00:26:21,620 You stole that necklace. 368 00:26:21,788 --> 00:26:22,830 Don't you see? 369 00:26:22,998 --> 00:26:27,084 We couldn't fight the Ultrasphinx without help, so we let it chase us here. 370 00:26:27,252 --> 00:26:30,629 But we meant no harm to Lois, I swear to living Zeus. 371 00:26:30,964 --> 00:26:32,381 And I swear too. 372 00:26:32,549 --> 00:26:36,176 If she dies, you're both going to the Phantom Zone. 373 00:26:36,845 --> 00:26:38,470 Ultrasphinx, let's hear it. 374 00:26:38,888 --> 00:26:40,347 Question: 375 00:26:40,515 --> 00:26:46,478 What happens when the irresistible force meets the immovable object? 376 00:27:10,712 --> 00:27:12,004 They surrender. 377 00:27:15,300 --> 00:27:18,218 Response acceptable. 378 00:27:24,267 --> 00:27:26,393 Superman. 379 00:27:28,104 --> 00:27:32,191 I was alive and dead at the same time. My God. 380 00:27:32,359 --> 00:27:35,569 It's okay, I've got you. Come on, we're going dancing. 381 00:27:35,737 --> 00:27:38,697 Wait a minute, what about our contest? 382 00:27:38,865 --> 00:27:42,409 Answering a riddle is hardly what I'd call a feat of strength. 383 00:27:42,786 --> 00:27:46,038 I agree. How about I wrestle you for her? 384 00:27:46,206 --> 00:27:48,624 Or is the mighty Man of Steel a coward? 385 00:27:48,792 --> 00:27:51,752 Even the shield on his chest is yellow. 386 00:27:52,379 --> 00:27:55,255 Okay, that's enough, both of you. 387 00:28:02,722 --> 00:28:03,764 Then we ha