Robot Chicken: Star Wars

00:08:25,939 --> 00:08:26,772 That's good. 174 00:08:26,773 --> 00:08:28,307 Yeah, 3 million pot stickers 175 00:08:28,308 --> 00:08:30,175 and one order of scallion pancakes. 176 00:08:30,176 --> 00:08:31,377 Get some fried rice. 177 00:08:31,378 --> 00:08:33,012 5 million tons of fried rice. 178 00:08:33,013 --> 00:08:34,847 Cash or charge? It's -- hold on. 179 00:08:34,848 --> 00:08:37,750 We're just gonna gobble him up when he gets here, right? 180 00:08:37,751 --> 00:08:39,585 Yeah, of course. Cash, then. 181 00:08:39,586 --> 00:08:42,187 That mother-- 182 00:08:43,356 --> 00:08:46,425 I got to get that transfer to the death star. 183 00:08:46,426 --> 00:08:48,861 Mr. president, your vitals all check out fine. 184 00:08:48,862 --> 00:08:50,095 There is just one thing. 185 00:08:50,096 --> 00:08:52,297 Your midi-chlorian count is extraordinarily high. 186 00:08:52,298 --> 00:08:54,600 Does that mean that I'm one of them, 187 00:08:54,601 --> 00:08:59,138 whatcha call 'em, jedis? 188 00:09:01,174 --> 00:09:03,142 Not tonight. 189 00:09:03,143 --> 00:09:04,543 I'm tired, honey. 190 00:09:04,544 --> 00:09:06,178 You're not tired. 191 00:09:06,179 --> 00:09:07,613 You want to have a threesome. 192 00:09:07,614 --> 00:09:08,881 I'm not tired. 193 00:09:08,882 --> 00:09:11,383 I want to have a threesome. 194 00:09:11,384 --> 00:09:12,618 Get me condi. 195 00:09:17,991 --> 00:09:20,025 Sorry, "w." 196 00:09:20,026 --> 00:09:22,494 Big Mac attack. Yee-hoo! 197 00:09:24,230 --> 00:09:25,064 Hey, hey, whoa! 198 00:09:25,065 --> 00:09:27,232 What the dilly? 199 00:09:34,007 --> 00:09:35,507 Saber beats rock. 200 00:09:36,609 --> 00:09:38,077 What in the hell? 201 00:09:52,525 --> 00:09:55,394 Who dares disturb my slumber? 202 00:09:55,395 --> 00:09:59,798 Who dares question my... Daring 203 00:09:59,799 --> 00:10:02,001 of his dare? Jerk! 204 00:10:02,002 --> 00:10:05,104 It is I, I who freed the slaves, 205 00:10:05,105 --> 00:10:06,005 I who united -- 206 00:10:06,006 --> 00:10:07,406 Boring. 207 00:10:07,407 --> 00:10:09,408 Let's fight! 208 00:10:20,353 --> 00:10:23,088 If you strike me down, 209 00:10:23,089 --> 00:10:24,356 I shall become -- wait, let me finish! 210 00:10:24,357 --> 00:10:25,657 Aah! 211 00:10:25,658 --> 00:10:28,293 That'll teach you, George Washington! 212 00:10:28,294 --> 00:10:30,763 Jenna, get over here right now! 213 00:10:30,764 --> 00:10:32,431 I am your father! 214 00:10:32,432 --> 00:10:34,500 That's not true. 215 00:10:34,501 --> 00:10:36,268 That's impossible. 216 00:10:36,269 --> 00:10:40,506 My real father would let me go clubbing as late as I want! 217 00:10:40,507 --> 00:10:41,807 You little -- 218 00:10:42,809 --> 00:10:44,877 No, baby, I'm sorry. 219 00:10:44,878 --> 00:10:45,844 Aah! 220 00:10:45,845 --> 00:10:47,579 You suck! 221 00:10:47,580 --> 00:10:50,949 Nooooo! 222 00:10:51,885 --> 00:10:52,851 What -- 223 00:10:52,852 --> 00:10:54,319 Was it just a dream? 224 00:10:54,320 --> 00:10:56,355 Mr, president, we still haven't found any weapons 225 00:10:56,356 --> 00:10:57,723 of mass destruction. 226 00:10:57,724 --> 00:11:01,026 You have found weapons of mass destruction. 227 00:11:01,027 --> 00:11:03,562 ...Hi. 228 00:11:03,563 --> 00:11:04,563 We haven't. 229 00:11:04,564 --> 00:11:06,398 You have. 230 00:11:06,399 --> 00:11:08,334 I don't know what you're doing. 231 00:11:08,335 --> 00:11:09,935 Bring me a taco. 232 00:11:09,936 --> 00:11:10,602 Yes, sir. 233 00:11:10,603 --> 00:11:12,604 Tacos rule. 234 00:11:16,810 --> 00:11:18,577 Cloud city will be cloudy this evening, 235 00:11:18,578 --> 00:11:19,812 followed by clouds. 236 00:11:22,082 --> 00:11:23,916 Get your own tauntaun! 237 00:11:26,186 --> 00:11:29,121 Your overconfidence is your weakness. 238 00:11:29,122 --> 00:11:32,257 Your faith in your friends is yours. 239 00:11:32,258 --> 00:11:33,525 Faith in yo mama. 240 00:11:33,526 --> 00:11:34,827 What was that? 241 00:11:34,828 --> 00:11:37,162 I said, yo mama's so fat, jabba the hutt said, 242 00:11:37,163 --> 00:11:38,731 "da-a-a-mn!" 243 00:11:38,732 --> 00:11:39,865 Well, your mother's so ugly, 244 00:11:39,866 --> 00:11:41,600 she put the "ug" in ugnaught. 245 00:11:41,601 --> 00:11:43,669 Yo mama fight! 246 00:11:46,506 --> 00:11:49,908 Yo mama's so stupid, she spent all day saying, 247 00:11:49,909 --> 00:11:50,976 "am not," to r2. 248 00:11:52,212 --> 00:11:55,481 Your mother is so fat that Ben Kenobi said, 249 00:11:55,482 --> 00:11:56,582 "that's no moon." 250 00:11:56,583 --> 00:11:57,616 "That's your mama!" 251 00:11:58,685 --> 00:12:00,352 Yo mama's so dumb, 252 00:12:00,353 --> 00:12:03,055 she thought jar jar comes with pickles pickles! 253 00:12:04,024 --> 00:12:06,058 Your mo