Murder by Death

I get $50 a day in expenses when I can get 'em, gentlemen. 480 00:36:32,061 --> 00:36:35,106 And I owe Miss Skeffington three years and two months back pay. 481 00:36:35,131 --> 00:36:38,212 -Isn't that right, angel? -I don't care about the money, Sam. 482 00:36:38,237 --> 00:36:39,460 Neither do I. 483 00:36:39,530 --> 00:36:43,506 Now, if one of you gentlemen would be so kind as to give my lady friend here... 484 00:36:43,531 --> 00:36:45,201 a glass of cheap white wine... 485 00:36:45,269 --> 00:36:47,365 I'm going down the hall to find the can. 486 00:36:47,778 --> 00:36:50,713 I talk so much sometimes, I forget to go. 487 00:36:53,611 --> 00:36:57,047 Please excuse Sam. He was shot in the head last week. 488 00:36:57,114 --> 00:36:59,879 He shouldn't even be out of the hospital. 489 00:36:59,950 --> 00:37:02,214 If you ask me, I think the fellow's pretty damned honest. 490 00:37:02,239 --> 00:37:03,434 Dickie, language. 491 00:37:03,459 --> 00:37:06,832 Miss Jessica Marbles and nurse. 492 00:37:15,132 --> 00:37:17,294 Ah, Miss Marbles. 493 00:37:17,368 --> 00:37:19,427 So we finally meet. 494 00:37:19,503 --> 00:37:24,304 Have admire you ever since I was tiny little detective. 495 00:37:24,375 --> 00:37:26,309 Thank you, Mr. Wang. 496 00:37:26,377 --> 00:37:28,903 I am Jessica Marbles. 497 00:37:28,979 --> 00:37:32,074 This is Miss Withers, my nurse. 498 00:37:32,149 --> 00:37:34,117 She's been with me 52 years. 499 00:37:34,185 --> 00:37:36,984 I have to take care of the poor dear now. 500 00:37:37,245 --> 00:37:39,398 Are you all right, Miss Withers? 501 00:37:39,890 --> 00:37:41,881 Do you want your medicine now? 502 00:37:51,435 --> 00:37:55,702 She's off. I could use a good, stiff shot, Mr. Charleston. 503 00:37:55,773 --> 00:37:59,266 I believe that booze, as you call it, is your department. 504 00:37:59,343 --> 00:38:00,868 My pleasure, madam. 505 00:38:00,945 --> 00:38:02,709 Who's the old geezer? 506 00:38:03,132 --> 00:38:04,279 Sam! 507 00:38:04,882 --> 00:38:06,407 Jessie, baby! 508 00:38:06,521 --> 00:38:09,059 Sam Diamond! 509 00:38:09,106 --> 00:38:11,384 Mr. Diamond, you have a bullet hole in your back. 510 00:38:11,455 --> 00:38:13,822 You should see the other guy. 511 00:38:15,118 --> 00:38:16,723 Quiet, please. 512 00:38:16,794 --> 00:38:19,729 Observe strange sound. 513 00:38:24,625 --> 00:38:28,227 My God, it's the face. It's coming from the face. 514 00:38:31,048 --> 00:38:33,600 Actually, he's going through his final moments of death. 515 00:38:33,677 --> 00:38:36,510 -What could it mean? -It means dinner, sir. 516 00:38:36,580 --> 00:38:38,412 We have no gong. 517 00:38:47,091 --> 00:38:50,004 Then, gentlemen, I would like to make a toast. 518 00:38:50,361 --> 00:38:54,559 Our host, Mr. Lionel Twain, is indeed a most unique man. 519 00:38:54,632 --> 00:38:57,465 Point one: He has succeeded in gathering... 520 00:38:57,535 --> 00:38:59,799 the world's five greatest detectives... 521 00:38:59,870 --> 00:39:03,272 to investigate a crime that has not yet been committed. 522 00:39:03,340 --> 00:39:06,275 Point two: He has set traps for us- 523 00:39:06,343 --> 00:39:08,710 A bridge that almost collapses, falling statues. 524 00:39:09,385 --> 00:39:10,713 Does he mean to kill us? 525 00:39:11,065 --> 00:39:13,614 Certainly not yet. He could've done that at any time. 526 00:39:13,684 --> 00:39:16,051 He is merely trying to whet our appetites... 527 00:39:16,120 --> 00:39:17,818 for the game that is to follow. 528 00:39:17,843 --> 00:39:21,780 Point three: Why five detectives instead of one? 529 00:39:22,126 --> 00:39:25,357 Because he intends to take us all on, ladies and gentlemen... 530 00:39:25,429 --> 00:39:28,990 a feat that no criminal mind has heretofore attempted. 531 00:39:29,066 --> 00:39:32,161 Therefore, before this hellish weekend begins... 532 00:39:32,236 --> 00:39:35,171 I propose that we raise our wine glasses in a toast... 533 00:39:35,239 --> 00:39:38,334 to either a most beguiling and charming man... 534 00:39:38,409 --> 00:39:42,039 or to an insidious, fiendish madman. 535 00:39:43,314 --> 00:39:45,408 -Bottoms up. -One moment, please. 536 00:39:46,851 --> 00:39:49,718 Point four: Wine poisoned. 537 00:39:51,655 --> 00:39:56,422 An ancient, tasteless, colorless and odorless Oriental herb... 538 00:39:56,494 --> 00:39:58,121 that kills instantly. 539 00:39:58,195 --> 00:39:59,788 Observe, please. 540 00:40:08,138 --> 00:40:11,301 Great Scot, Mr. Wang. You saved our lives. 541 00:40:11,375 --> 00:40:14,208 Not quite, Mrs. Charleston. 542 00:40:14,278 --> 00:40:16,440 Bon appétit. 543 00:40:19,550 --> 00:40:24,147 Since Wang was the only one who could detect poison, he was the only tested. 544 00:40:24,221 --> 00:40:25,882 Point five: 545 ...