White Mischief

of wheat per annum, a thousand pigs, 298 00:35:30,239 --> 00:35:32,640 2,OOO quid's worth of milk every month, 299 00:35:32,800 --> 00:35:36,040 a ton of vegetables every bloody week! 300 00:36:13,360 --> 00:36:16,920 l tell boys to start dishing now, bwana? 301 00:36:17,079 --> 00:36:21,160 - Her Ladyship must've been delayed. - Yes. 302 00:36:22,639 --> 00:36:25,400 Let's hang on another five minutes. 303 00:37:08,800 --> 00:37:11,920 Hm... We're so alike, you and l. 304 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:18,960 You know, there used to be a saying in Happy Valley. 305 00:37:19,119 --> 00:37:22,240 ''What happens to a girl when she loses her looks?'' 306 00:37:22,400 --> 00:37:25,640 - Answer, ''Nothing.'' - Oh, Joss. 307 00:37:25,800 --> 00:37:29,480 What happens when you've bought and sold yourself so many times 308 00:37:29,639 --> 00:37:31,840 there's nothing left? 309 00:37:33,440 --> 00:37:37,320 We thought we had everything. And we have nothing. 310 00:37:38,920 --> 00:37:43,280 And if you asked, l don't believe any of us could tell you why. 311 00:37:45,039 --> 00:37:49,880 l told you this was paradise. Well, it isn't. 312 00:37:53,119 --> 00:37:57,000 Sometimes l think only Gilbert Colvile has found a way to live with it. 313 00:38:03,639 --> 00:38:08,320 - Why me? - l want you for my sake, Diana. 314 00:38:10,239 --> 00:38:12,240 l'm being entirely selfish. 315 00:38:12,880 --> 00:38:15,320 l want you more than l've ever wanted anyone 316 00:38:15,480 --> 00:38:17,520 in my rather shoddy life. 317 00:38:17,679 --> 00:38:20,680 l want you to save me from myself. 318 00:38:25,639 --> 00:38:27,520 Joss... 319 00:38:31,559 --> 00:38:33,640 l love you. 320 00:38:54,039 --> 00:38:56,920 - You came home late last night. - Did l? 321 00:38:57,079 --> 00:39:00,880 Sorry. June insisted we have another drink at the club. 322 00:39:01,039 --> 00:39:03,800 Ah... Erroll there? 323 00:39:03,960 --> 00:39:06,920 Yes. As a matter of fact, he did drop by. 324 00:39:07,840 --> 00:39:12,480 My God, l'm late. l promised June l'd meet her at half past. 325 00:39:12,639 --> 00:39:15,400 Look, l really must dash. She'll be waiting for me. 326 00:39:17,079 --> 00:39:18,680 l'll be back for dinner. 327 00:39:19,679 --> 00:39:22,520 By the way, l've booked us a passage to Ceylon. 328 00:39:23,519 --> 00:39:26,520 - What? - l need to look at some property there. 329 00:39:26,679 --> 00:39:30,200 - We leave at the end of the month. - The house is half-furnished. 330 00:39:30,360 --> 00:39:32,400 We can't go away now. 331 00:39:32,559 --> 00:39:36,200 Let's talk about it later, shall we? l simply must dash. 332 00:39:36,360 --> 00:39:39,040 l'll be late for June. 333 00:39:46,360 --> 00:39:48,160 Jock. 334 00:39:50,440 --> 00:39:52,320 Please, sit down. 335 00:39:52,480 --> 00:39:54,400 Go and have a coffee. 336 00:40:03,360 --> 00:40:05,960 l've come to ask you a favour, Joss. 337 00:40:06,119 --> 00:40:09,320 - If l can do it, l will. - You can. 338 00:40:09,480 --> 00:40:13,960 lt's about Diana. l'm not an unreasonable man. 339 00:40:14,119 --> 00:40:18,360 l have never restricted Diana's pleasures, nor do l want to. 340 00:40:19,880 --> 00:40:23,280 She's a young woman and she needs to be kept amused. 341 00:40:26,280 --> 00:40:29,400 Unfortunately, you've not been very discreet. 342 00:40:32,400 --> 00:40:37,360 Damn it, Joss, the whole bloody colony is talking about your affair with my wife. 343 00:40:37,519 --> 00:40:39,560 l see. 344 00:40:42,039 --> 00:40:46,960 We've known each other a long time, and l think we respect each other. 345 00:40:47,119 --> 00:40:50,160 l've always liked you enormously. 346 00:40:52,119 --> 00:40:54,440 You remind me of myself when l was your age. 347 00:40:55,519 --> 00:40:57,520 Really? 348 00:40:57,679 --> 00:41:01,840 As a friend, Joss, l'm asking you to call a halt. 349 00:41:02,000 --> 00:41:04,640 ln the long run, it will be best for Diana, too. 350 00:41:07,920 --> 00:41:10,520 - Have you spoken to her? - No. 351 00:41:12,400 --> 00:41:14,320 l'm hoping l shan't have to. 352 00:41:15,840 --> 00:41:19,080 l'm hoping l can rely on you to resolve the situation. 353 00:41:31,800 --> 00:41:33,960 - Abdullah? - Bwana. 354 00:41:34,119 --> 00:41:36,680 l've changed my mind... 355 00:41:36,840 --> 00:41:39,240 We won't be dining after all. 356 00:41:39,960 --> 00:41:42,000 Tell Dwali to bring the car around. 357 00:41:43,119 --> 00:41:45,000 Yes, bwana. 358 00:42:00,760 --> 00:42:03,520 - Can l help you, sir? - Yes. 359 00:42:03,679 --> 00:42:05,960 Has my wife, Lady Broughton arrived yet? 360 00:42:06,119 --> 00:42:09,800 - l'll check. - They're on the floor, Jock. 361 00:42:44,400 --> 00:42:48,080 - Diana. - Jock, what are you doing here? 362 00:42:48,239 --> 00:42:52,64