Mr. Popper's Penguins

BILLY: What was that? 595 00:29:43,117 --> 00:29:45,242 What did that man mean, "I'm here for the penguins"? 596 00:29:45,660 --> 00:29:48,996 Oh, that guy? He's here for their baths. 597 00:29:49,080 --> 00:29:51,457 He's the bather. Trust me, you're going to want them bathed. 598 00:29:51,624 --> 00:29:53,375 I just told him to come back later, 599 00:29:53,460 --> 00:29:54,960 because we're in the middle of a part-ay! 600 00:29:55,128 --> 00:29:57,337 They're mine, right? I can keep them? 601 00:29:57,505 --> 00:30:00,006 You kidding me? What kind of question is that? 602 00:30:00,090 --> 00:30:01,591 I don't know, Billy. 603 00:30:01,675 --> 00:30:03,384 I'd make him promise if I were you. 604 00:30:04,470 --> 00:30:06,054 Do you promise me, Popper? 605 00:30:06,847 --> 00:30:08,222 Yes. 606 00:30:08,307 --> 00:30:09,557 JANIE: Say the words. 607 00:30:09,641 --> 00:30:11,059 You don't want to disappoint them. 608 00:30:11,143 --> 00:30:12,518 When did I ever disappoint anybody? 609 00:30:12,603 --> 00:30:13,603 - Father-son picnic. - My birthday. 610 00:30:13,687 --> 00:30:14,978 Our last anniversary. 611 00:30:15,980 --> 00:30:17,314 I promise. 612 00:30:24,697 --> 00:30:26,364 BILLY: Can we come over again tomorrow night? 613 00:30:26,449 --> 00:30:27,699 - Really? - Please? 614 00:30:27,784 --> 00:30:30,243 Yeah. What about you, Janie? You, too? 615 00:30:30,328 --> 00:30:32,411 Yeah, I guess it wouldn't be too bad. 616 00:30:32,496 --> 00:30:34,288 What do you think, buzz kill? 617 00:30:34,372 --> 00:30:36,540 A night to myself? I think I'll survive. 618 00:30:36,625 --> 00:30:39,126 Thanks, Dad. I'll see you tomorrow. 619 00:30:42,923 --> 00:30:45,007 - It was a nice night. - Yeah. 620 00:30:48,469 --> 00:30:50,804 - My kids want to come over. - Who gives a rat's butt? 621 00:30:50,888 --> 00:30:53,098 Fair enough. Have a good one. 622 00:30:54,058 --> 00:30:55,850 (PENGUINS SQUAWKING) 623 00:30:58,395 --> 00:31:00,772 People love the sounds of nature. 624 00:31:00,856 --> 00:31:04,691 Helps them sleep. It's beautiful. It's natural. 625 00:31:06,569 --> 00:31:07,820 (GRUNTS) 626 00:31:09,155 --> 00:31:11,657 Excuse me. Excuse me! Hey! 627 00:31:11,741 --> 00:31:12,908 (SQUAWKING STOPS) 628 00:31:12,992 --> 00:31:14,368 Yeah. Good. 629 00:31:14,869 --> 00:31:16,912 Now shut up and go to sleep. 630 00:31:16,996 --> 00:31:19,789 Or I'll give you something to honk about. 631 00:31:21,333 --> 00:31:22,875 (ALL SQUAWKING) 632 00:31:24,711 --> 00:31:26,129 (BEEPING) 633 00:31:36,347 --> 00:31:37,556 (SIGHS) 634 00:31:44,772 --> 00:31:46,064 All right, back off. 635 00:31:46,149 --> 00:31:49,525 Spread out. Seriously. I'm used to living alone. 636 00:31:49,609 --> 00:31:51,527 No! Expensive. 637 00:31:51,611 --> 00:31:52,820 Oh! Ah! 638 00:31:56,700 --> 00:31:59,743 Hey, that's my remote, Pecky Peckerton. 639 00:32:00,620 --> 00:32:01,954 (TV SWITCHES ON) 640 00:32:02,038 --> 00:32:04,039 (SOUNDTRACK MUSIC PLAYING ON TV) 641 00:32:08,586 --> 00:32:09,752 Huh. 642 00:32:12,089 --> 00:32:13,590 You like that, huh? 643 00:32:13,757 --> 00:32:17,510 He's funny, right? Kind of like a penguin. 644 00:32:25,602 --> 00:32:28,604 Good. That'll loop all day. 645 00:32:32,150 --> 00:32:34,193 - I suppose it's a formal event. - Precisely. 646 00:32:34,277 --> 00:32:36,028 Popper, where have you been? 647 00:32:36,112 --> 00:32:37,570 Hey, guys. 648 00:32:37,654 --> 00:32:38,821 We talked to Van Gundy's people. 649 00:32:38,906 --> 00:32:40,656 They say she turned you down flat. 650 00:32:40,741 --> 00:32:43,534 Fellas, calm down. Life's too short, 651 00:32:43,619 --> 00:32:44,619 especially for Franklin. 652 00:32:44,703 --> 00:32:46,495 We thought we could trust you with this. 653 00:32:46,580 --> 00:32:48,748 Hey, Taming of the Shrew is not a one-act play. 654 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:52,626 You know that she's the chair of several charitable foundations. 655 00:32:52,919 --> 00:32:54,711 One of those foundations is having a benefit 656 00:32:54,795 --> 00:32:56,046 at the Guggenheim Saturday. 657 00:32:56,130 --> 00:32:57,547 And Mr. Popper will be present. 658 00:32:57,632 --> 00:32:58,798 POPPER: I figured it out. 659 00:32:58,883 --> 00:33:01,426 She's looking for somebody with integrity and character. 660 00:33:01,510 --> 00:33:03,303 Somebody like Jimmy Stewart. 661 00:33:03,387 --> 00:33:05,430 (IMITATING JIMMY STEWART) And, doggone it, 662 00:33:05,514 --> 00:33:08,641 that's exactly what I'm going to be. 663 00:33:09,142 --> 00:33:10,267 I'll use my own voice, though. 664 00:33:10,352 --> 00:33:12,728 Although, that was uncanny. Come on, give it to me. 665 00:33:12,812 --> 00:33:14,939 We expect some results, Popper. 666 00:33:15,023 --> 00:33:19,026 And until we get them, you can keep your name off my marble slab. 667 00:33:20,028 --> 00:33:22,363 A man your age shouldn't be talking about marble slabs. 668 00:33:23,031 --> 00:33:24,405 I got this. 669 00:33:24,865 --> 00:33:26,783 Pengu