Batman vs Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles

you might be Shredder's new partner. 358 00:27:57,800 --> 00:28:00,553 Shredder, so that's his name. 359 00:28:00,640 --> 00:28:01,914 I had heard of a Foot Clan, 360 00:28:02,000 --> 00:28:04,196 but I thought they'd went extinct ages ago. 361 00:28:04,640 --> 00:28:07,678 They're ninja, you know. Sneaky? 362 00:28:08,800 --> 00:28:12,555 So are we not going to beat up these green losers? 363 00:28:13,400 --> 00:28:15,357 It's not looking like it, no. 364 00:28:17,520 --> 00:28:18,874 Then I may as well tell you 365 00:28:18,960 --> 00:28:21,952 that I know exactly who Shredder and the Foot are working with. 366 00:28:24,480 --> 00:28:26,596 <i>Refs a! Ghul.</i> 367 00:28:27,880 --> 00:28:29,439 Hey, you can't be in here. 368 00:28:31,480 --> 00:28:32,629 <i>$109-</i> 369 00:28:33,120 --> 00:28:34,872 I said stop. 370 00:28:45,720 --> 00:28:46,710 Huh? 371 00:29:32,160 --> 00:29:36,313 This is a distraction, we should be securing the cloud seeder. 372 00:29:36,400 --> 00:29:39,711 After your failure, I have put another agent on that task. 373 00:29:39,840 --> 00:29:43,196 The next phase of my plan is here. 374 00:29:46,800 --> 00:29:48,632 Whatever you two are scheming, 375 00:29:49,240 --> 00:29:51,709 I'd appreciate being left out of it. 376 00:29:53,040 --> 00:29:55,600 Not me, I'm in. 377 00:29:56,160 --> 00:30:01,872 Ra's al Ghul means Batman and I'm just dying for a rematch. 378 00:30:09,920 --> 00:30:12,719 You try my patience, Ra's al Ghul. 379 00:30:12,800 --> 00:30:15,076 The Foot has no need of these... 380 00:30:15,640 --> 00:30:16,869 Freaks. 381 00:30:17,280 --> 00:30:20,910 Your constant questioning of the plan tries my patience. 382 00:30:21,280 --> 00:30:22,714 So we're even. 383 00:30:25,800 --> 00:30:27,234 Hush, my sweet. 384 00:30:27,320 --> 00:30:29,470 Don't let the mean old men bother you. 385 00:30:37,400 --> 00:30:38,435 Yoo-hoo! 386 00:30:39,000 --> 00:30:41,230 Hey, over here. 387 00:30:41,800 --> 00:30:45,395 It'll just take a second, it's very important. 388 00:30:45,960 --> 00:30:49,840 - Speak. - You gotta come closer. 389 00:30:55,360 --> 00:30:57,431 Hmm. Uh-huh. That's it. 390 00:30:57,520 --> 00:31:00,319 Just wanted to make sure that my makeup wasn't smudging. 391 00:31:00,400 --> 00:31:01,879 Thanks, mirror head. 392 00:31:04,240 --> 00:31:07,039 I hate Gotham. 393 00:31:07,520 --> 00:31:08,999 Then you're in luck 394 00:31:09,080 --> 00:31:11,799 because the man who will help us destroy this city 395 00:31:12,520 --> 00:31:14,955 is right behind this door. 396 00:31:37,480 --> 00:31:38,834 That should be everything. 397 00:31:39,080 --> 00:31:41,310 Can you handle all that? It's a lot of pizza. 398 00:31:42,240 --> 00:31:44,151 Young lady, I assure you. 399 00:31:44,360 --> 00:31:47,352 There's no amount of greasy cheese bread 400 00:31:47,440 --> 00:31:49,511 that could surpass my abilities. 401 00:31:52,720 --> 00:31:54,597 You're the boss, weird butler. 402 00:31:56,200 --> 00:31:59,875 I offer to cook a gourmet meal, but they want pizza. 403 00:32:01,120 --> 00:32:02,474 Teenagers. 404 00:32:06,200 --> 00:32:09,431 Cowabunga! 405 00:32:10,160 --> 00:32:11,230 Oh, no. 406 00:32:16,360 --> 00:32:17,919 Ooh, pizza. 407 00:32:19,120 --> 00:32:20,110 Mmm. 408 00:32:25,520 --> 00:32:27,352 Impressive form. 409 00:32:28,400 --> 00:32:29,993 Your father taught you well. 410 00:32:30,760 --> 00:32:31,795 Thanks. 411 00:32:32,480 --> 00:32:34,198 So, this League of Assassins 412 00:32:34,280 --> 00:32:36,920 seems just like your standard evil ninja deal. 413 00:32:37,000 --> 00:32:39,355 Ha! Hardly. Despite their name, 414 00:32:39,640 --> 00:32:42,359 the League would be better understood as a death cult. 415 00:32:42,600 --> 00:32:44,432 Worshiping Ra's al Ghul. 416 00:32:46,200 --> 00:32:47,713 The Demon's Head. 417 00:32:48,560 --> 00:32:49,914 Okay, fine. 418 00:32:50,000 --> 00:32:51,911 Creepy evil ninjas then. 419 00:32:52,680 --> 00:32:55,752 He wants to use the League to tear down cities like Gotham 420 00:32:55,840 --> 00:32:57,592 and rebuild them in his image. 421 00:32:57,680 --> 00:33:00,035 Yeah, Ra's obviously has plans for the mutagen 422 00:33:00,120 --> 00:33:02,316 your Shredder brought into the city. 423 00:33:02,400 --> 00:33:04,277 Ooze, we call it Ooze. 424 00:33:04,360 --> 00:33:07,034 Really? Ugh. I do not like that word. 425 00:33:07,120 --> 00:33:09,589 "Ooze," ugh, gross. 426 00:33:09,680 --> 00:33:11,990 Right, Shredder gives ghoulie the Ooze, 427 00:33:12,080 --> 00:33:15,516 they build some kind of gizmo and in return, let me get this straight, 428 00:33:15,600 --> 00:33:18,319 Shredder gets a pit? 429 00:33:18,400 --> 00:33:20,038 The Lazarus Pit. 430 00:33:20,120 --> 00:33:23,238 It's how Ra's al Ghul has