Crazy Romance

584 00:31:59,042 --> 00:32:00,907 Hey, listen! 585 00:32:01,294 --> 00:32:03,876 Can you recognize the gender by the sound of one's pooping? 586 00:32:03,880 --> 00:32:06,667 Anyone who can do that? 587 00:32:06,758 --> 00:32:08,840 - Huh? - Stop it, stop! 588 00:32:08,844 --> 00:32:09,799 How old are you? 589 00:32:09,803 --> 00:32:11,739 I'm old enough to know you're a perv, you bastard! 590 00:32:11,763 --> 00:32:13,253 Hey, don't! 591 00:32:13,932 --> 00:32:16,014 - Asshole! - I have such a high standard! 592 00:32:16,017 --> 00:32:18,178 Stop it, stupid! We're sorry. 593 00:32:19,020 --> 00:32:20,931 He's a nice guy, I think you misunderstood him. 594 00:32:21,064 --> 00:32:22,099 He's too drunk now. 595 00:32:29,990 --> 00:32:31,696 Drink it, it'll ease you. 596 00:32:31,741 --> 00:32:32,981 We need to go to work tomorrow. 597 00:32:34,995 --> 00:32:36,485 Well, I can't get a cab. 598 00:32:36,997 --> 00:32:38,237 I'm checking it but none... 599 00:32:39,958 --> 00:32:41,949 It will come soon. They're all bars around here. 600 00:33:04,107 --> 00:33:06,769 Can't you remember anything about last night? 601 00:33:09,404 --> 00:33:11,941 I saw it in my cell phone in the morning. 602 00:33:14,618 --> 00:33:17,906 I'm sorry to talk about your ex behind your back. 603 00:33:18,497 --> 00:33:20,203 I tried to apologize from the first, 604 00:33:20,290 --> 00:33:21,392 but this dumb-ass butt in the middle... 605 00:33:21,416 --> 00:33:22,518 We didn't really talk about anything. 606 00:33:22,542 --> 00:33:23,907 You just kept crying... 607 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:26,917 For two hours? 608 00:33:27,923 --> 00:33:28,923 Why didn't you hang up? 609 00:33:31,801 --> 00:33:33,757 You were crying that no one's listening to you, 610 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:34,963 so I felt pity on you... 611 00:33:38,141 --> 00:33:39,927 Oh, taxi! 612 00:33:45,065 --> 00:33:46,805 Get up, we gotta go. 613 00:33:46,858 --> 00:33:48,223 What are you gonna do without me? 614 00:33:48,360 --> 00:33:50,271 You... you're trying to do it, right? 615 00:33:50,612 --> 00:33:52,523 Hey, drink it at home! 616 00:33:57,661 --> 00:33:58,992 My cab will be here in a minute, 617 00:33:59,037 --> 00:34:00,948 can you go by yourself? 618 00:34:16,304 --> 00:34:17,885 Wanna grab a drink with me? 619 00:34:40,870 --> 00:34:42,190 You've been doing this every time? 620 00:34:45,083 --> 00:34:46,573 You're not a teenager or something. 621 00:34:46,626 --> 00:34:48,366 Why are you having such a hard time? 622 00:34:49,087 --> 00:34:50,793 As if you're dating for the first time. 623 00:34:50,922 --> 00:34:52,162 I've done enough. 624 00:34:56,678 --> 00:34:58,589 I'm just getting more and more confused. 625 00:34:59,639 --> 00:35:02,005 You can figure out what a person is made of, 626 00:35:02,100 --> 00:35:03,820 just by his look and a little chat with him. 627 00:35:04,227 --> 00:35:07,139 Maybe that's why they tell you to date and marry anyone 628 00:35:07,230 --> 00:35:08,470 when you know nothing about it. 629 00:35:08,940 --> 00:35:11,180 You've never loved someone with all your heart, have you? 630 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:14,939 I just don't have any illusion of love. 631 00:35:15,113 --> 00:35:17,069 Well, all the old sayings are found to be true. 632 00:35:17,282 --> 00:35:19,944 It's better to date as many boys as you can. 633 00:35:20,035 --> 00:35:22,151 Men are all the same, something like that. 634 00:35:23,204 --> 00:35:26,071 You might have dated such assholes. 635 00:35:27,250 --> 00:35:29,286 For me, they were just average guys. 636 00:35:30,920 --> 00:35:33,127 Look, girls are all the same too, aren't they? 637 00:35:34,424 --> 00:35:35,539 You didn't know that? 638 00:35:36,259 --> 00:35:37,294 Girls are all the same. 639 00:35:37,427 --> 00:35:39,133 Just like the boys. 640 00:35:39,262 --> 00:35:40,906 So, it means, there is nothing to anticipate, 641 00:35:40,930 --> 00:35:44,047 or nothing to be disappointed at. 642 00:35:45,226 --> 00:35:47,262 I don't mean to offend you but... 643 00:35:48,063 --> 00:35:49,143 You're a bit pathetic. 644 00:35:55,236 --> 00:35:58,069 Then, you're saying you're different from them? 645 00:35:58,114 --> 00:36:00,070 Is that what you think? 646 00:36:00,742 --> 00:36:02,278 Isn't it obvious? 647 00:36:03,370 --> 00:36:05,452 You meet someone you truly love, 648 00:36:06,164 --> 00:36:08,075 date her, marry her, 649 00:36:08,375 --> 00:36:11,117 and grow old together for the rest of your life. 650 00:36:11,795 --> 00:36:13,877 Isn't that what happy life is all about? 651 00:36:17,801 --> 00:36:18,801 Are you drunk? 652 00:36:19,803 --> 00:36:21,134 It's perfect, right now. 653 00:36:32,399 --> 00:36:34,230 Why don't you play a game with me? 654 00:36:40,198 --> 00:36:41,198 Next! 655 00:36:46,287 --> 00:36:48,198 - 'Dick!' - 'Sick!" 656 00:36:48,331 --> 00:36:50,242 - Wasn't it 'dick?' - You're wasted. 657 00:36:50,583 --> 00:36:53,165 It was "dick! Why do you deny