Guillermo del Toro's Pinocchio

What's the <i>mulplitication</i> tables? 701 00:39:27,323 --> 00:39:31,578 Well, say you have four carts, each with, uh, 27 apples. 702 00:39:31,744 --> 00:39:35,874 I don't care what the table says. I have no apples, and I refuse to lie! 703 00:39:36,040 --> 00:39:37,417 Oh, no. It's just math! 704 00:39:37,584 --> 00:39:41,462 So you multiply the four and the seven... four past seven? And you get... 705 00:39:41,629 --> 00:39:43,047 I get confused. 706 00:39:43,214 --> 00:39:45,925 I don't think I like school anymore, Sebastian. 707 00:39:46,092 --> 00:39:48,344 Ah! We have found him! 708 00:39:48,511 --> 00:39:51,180 Look, Spazzatura! Our miracle! 709 00:39:51,347 --> 00:39:53,266 - Our sensation! - [Pinocchio] Hey, watch it! 710 00:39:53,433 --> 00:39:55,018 Our star! 711 00:39:55,602 --> 00:39:56,561 Who? Me? 712 00:39:56,728 --> 00:39:58,146 Yes, <i>mon Útoile!</i> 713 00:39:58,313 --> 00:40:01,482 I am Count Volpe! You have been chosen! 714 00:40:01,649 --> 00:40:05,320 Come partake in the fun, fanciful, carefree carnival life 715 00:40:05,486 --> 00:40:09,198 as the star of my puppet show! 716 00:40:09,365 --> 00:40:10,909 Don't listen to him, Pinocchio! 717 00:40:11,075 --> 00:40:13,703 You promised your papa you would go to school! [gasps] 718 00:40:13,870 --> 00:40:17,248 Oh, yeah. I promised my papa I'd go to school. 719 00:40:17,415 --> 00:40:20,168 See? He gave me Carlo's book. 720 00:40:20,960 --> 00:40:23,713 Carlo's book? Yes! Yes! 721 00:40:23,880 --> 00:40:26,132 A classical, canonical work. 722 00:40:26,299 --> 00:40:28,593 I can see you're intrinsically an intellectual! 723 00:40:28,760 --> 00:40:33,097 But then now, book learning cannot compare to witnessing the wide world 724 00:40:33,264 --> 00:40:37,936 with one's own eyes from atop the glorious stage. 725 00:40:38,102 --> 00:40:39,938 - [Pinocchio] Wow. - [Spazzatura screeches] 726 00:40:40,563 --> 00:40:44,484 You shall see all of the nations of the earth for yourself 727 00:40:44,651 --> 00:40:47,236 as they bow at your feet. 728 00:40:47,403 --> 00:40:49,322 My brand-new feet! 729 00:40:49,948 --> 00:40:51,908 No! No, wait! 730 00:40:52,075 --> 00:40:53,785 You have to go to school! 731 00:40:53,952 --> 00:40:56,871 Oh, can we do it tomorrow? 732 00:40:57,038 --> 00:40:59,332 Regretfully, no. 733 00:40:59,499 --> 00:41:01,084 For today's the only day 734 00:41:01,250 --> 00:41:04,587 that our cacophonous carnival will visit your vicinity, 735 00:41:04,754 --> 00:41:08,091 but if you must go to school, then you must go to school. 736 00:41:08,257 --> 00:41:10,218 Come, Spazzatura. 737 00:41:10,385 --> 00:41:11,886 We must find someone else 738 00:41:12,053 --> 00:41:15,515 to eat all our ice cream and popcorn and hot chocolate. 739 00:41:15,682 --> 00:41:17,976 - Hot chocolate? - Oh, no. [screams] 740 00:41:18,142 --> 00:41:18,977 [Volpe] Yes, of course! 741 00:41:19,143 --> 00:41:22,480 All the hot chocolate you can drink and all the games you can play. 742 00:41:22,647 --> 00:41:24,357 Oh, boy, oh, boy! 743 00:41:24,524 --> 00:41:28,611 Maybe it'll be okay if I'm a little bit late for school? 744 00:41:28,778 --> 00:41:31,864 Yeah, perfectly fine. No one will even notice. 745 00:41:32,031 --> 00:41:34,242 Don't listen to him, Pinocchio! [screams] 746 00:41:34,409 --> 00:41:37,495 Ah, we have one last detail to take care of. 747 00:41:38,162 --> 00:41:39,163 Whoa! 748 00:41:39,330 --> 00:41:42,375 Sign here, here, and here. Need a pen? 749 00:41:43,126 --> 00:41:45,962 - No, Pinocchio! Don't! [grunts] - [Spazzatura screeches] 750 00:41:46,546 --> 00:41:48,423 - [Cricket groans] - [squealing] 751 00:41:49,924 --> 00:41:51,050 [Pinocchio] Like this? 752 00:41:53,302 --> 00:41:57,598 Perfect! I will now make you burn bright like a star! 753 00:41:57,765 --> 00:41:59,600 Follow me, my boy! 754 00:42:03,938 --> 00:42:05,606 - [Cricket grunts] - [Spazzatura laughs] 755 00:42:06,441 --> 00:42:07,734 Oh, the pain. 756 00:42:07,900 --> 00:42:10,278 Life is such hideous pain. 757 00:42:14,282 --> 00:42:17,660 [Podesta] Master Geppetto, would you mind coming down? 758 00:42:26,502 --> 00:42:29,047 Oh, at last! 759 00:42:29,213 --> 00:42:32,258 Our savior is restored. 760 00:42:35,803 --> 00:42:37,680 [curious music playing] 761 00:42:45,229 --> 00:42:47,815 Oh, I'm... I'm so sorry. 762 00:42:50,860 --> 00:42:53,905 Your boy didn't show up at school today. 763 00:42:55,156 --> 00:42:58,409 But he left this morning. I... I sent him there. 764 00:42:58,576 --> 00:43:01,370 Obviously, the puppet is quite a dissident. 765 00:43:01,537 --> 00:43:03,956 An independent thinker, I'd say. 766 00:43:04,123 --> 00:43:07,085 - Uh, uh, uh, yes. - You better look for him. 767 00:43:07,251 --> 00:43:11,714 I trust we will see th...