Pinocchio

I've got it. Chris Pine. 550 00:33:36,041 --> 00:33:39,457 No, it'd never work. We are wasting precious time. 551 00:33:39,458 --> 00:33:41,457 Do you want to make your father proud or not? 552 00:33:41,458 --> 00:33:44,291 - I sure do. - Well, then? 553 00:33:47,916 --> 00:33:51,165 - Okay, I'll be famous. - Capital! 554 00:33:51,166 --> 00:33:53,415 - <font color="#ff00ff">(UPBEAT MUSIC PLAYING)</font> - <font color="#ff00ff">(SINGING)</font> <i>Hi-diddle-dee-dee.</i> 555 00:33:53,416 --> 00:33:55,165 <i>An actor's life for me.</i> 556 00:33:55,166 --> 00:33:59,290 <i>A high silk hat and a silver cane A watch of gold with a diamond chain.</i> 557 00:33:59,291 --> 00:34:01,040 <i>Hi-diddle-dee-dee.</i> 558 00:34:01,041 --> 00:34:02,957 <i>An actor's life is gay.</i> 559 00:34:02,958 --> 00:34:06,958 <i>It's great to be a celebrity An actor's life for me.</i> 560 00:34:07,458 --> 00:34:11,458 Oh, there. I see him. Straight ahead. 12 o'clock. 561 00:34:13,541 --> 00:34:14,707 <font color="#ff00ff">(HONEST JOHN SINGING)</font> 562 00:34:14,708 --> 00:34:16,125 <font color="#ff00ff">(JIMINY SCREAMING)</font> 563 00:34:17,541 --> 00:34:20,083 Pardon me, folks. Pardon me. Passing through. 564 00:34:21,416 --> 00:34:22,624 <font color="#ff00ff">(SIGHS)</font> Thanks, Sofia. 565 00:34:22,625 --> 00:34:23,791 <font color="#ff00ff">(JIMINY YELLING)</font> 566 00:34:25,083 --> 00:34:26,165 <font color="#ff00ff">(GASPS)</font> 567 00:34:26,166 --> 00:34:28,082 <font color="#ff00ff">(HONEST JOHN SCATTING)</font> 568 00:34:28,083 --> 00:34:29,500 <font color="#ff00ff">(JIMINY PANTING)</font> 569 00:34:33,041 --> 00:34:34,333 - <font color="#ff00ff">(JIMINY WHISTLES)</font> - What? 570 00:34:34,500 --> 00:34:37,290 Jiminy, what are you doing up there? 571 00:34:37,291 --> 00:34:42,333 What? Who? Who are we talking to? What is a Jiminy? Wait, wait. I can't... 572 00:34:43,000 --> 00:34:46,208 It's where? Where are you looking? Are you saying that... 573 00:34:47,333 --> 00:34:48,416 <font color="#ff00ff">(GASPS)</font> 574 00:34:48,666 --> 00:34:49,666 <font color="#ff00ff">(GROANS)</font> 575 00:34:51,958 --> 00:34:53,583 <font color="#ff00ff">(GROANING SOFTLY)</font> 576 00:34:55,791 --> 00:34:56,791 <font color="#ff00ff">(CHIRPS)</font> 577 00:34:58,291 --> 00:34:59,291 <font color="#ff00ff">(THUDS)</font> 578 00:35:01,375 --> 00:35:04,457 Jiminy, guess what? I don't need to go to school. 579 00:35:04,458 --> 00:35:08,124 I'm gonna be famous instead. And that'll make Father proud. 580 00:35:08,125 --> 00:35:11,708 All right. Now calm down, son. Remember what I said about temptation? 581 00:35:12,250 --> 00:35:13,332 Well, that's him. 582 00:35:13,333 --> 00:35:17,040 Oh, no, that's Mr. Honest John. He's my agent. 583 00:35:17,041 --> 00:35:18,207 Honest John? 584 00:35:18,208 --> 00:35:19,582 Pinokes, as a rule of thumb, 585 00:35:19,583 --> 00:35:22,624 when somebody calls themselves "honest," they ain't. 586 00:35:22,625 --> 00:35:24,040 Especially, if they're an agent. 587 00:35:24,041 --> 00:35:26,833 So having just been duly assigned to you as your conscience, 588 00:35:27,000 --> 00:35:30,207 I'm telling you, forget all these big-headed ideas about being famous 589 00:35:30,208 --> 00:35:31,415 and get to school. 590 00:35:31,416 --> 00:35:33,249 That's what your father wants you to do. 591 00:35:33,250 --> 00:35:36,290 But Honest John said my father wants me to be famous. 592 00:35:36,291 --> 00:35:40,249 Well, it's like I said, kiddo. Honest John ain't. 593 00:35:40,250 --> 00:35:43,665 But you said if somebody says they're honest, they aren't. 594 00:35:43,666 --> 00:35:47,415 - Who am I supposed to believe? - Well, that is the age-old question. 595 00:35:47,416 --> 00:35:52,540 But I'd trust the guy the Blue Fairy assigned to the case. Wouldn't you? 596 00:35:52,541 --> 00:35:57,374 - Jiminy Cricket, temporary conscience? - Well, then, I want to go to school. 597 00:35:57,375 --> 00:36:00,166 Now we're talking. <font color="#ff00ff">(CHIRPS)</font> School's that-a-way. 598 00:36:00,791 --> 00:36:04,000 - <font color="#ff00ff">(GROANING)</font> - Hey, Pinoke. Drop the mallet. 599 00:36:04,958 --> 00:36:06,041 <font color="#ff00ff">(GROANS)</font> Oof! 600 00:36:08,125 --> 00:36:09,541 <font color="#00ffff">JIMINY</font>: Hold up here, Pinoke. 601 00:36:09,666 --> 00:36:10,999 <font color="#ff00ff">(KIDS CHATTERING)</font> 602 00:36:11,000 --> 00:36:14,082 Boy, they ought to do something about all the loose gravel on this road. 603 00:36:14,083 --> 00:36:17,499 One of these days, a heavy wagon wheel's gonna fling one of these rocks 604 00:36:17,500 --> 00:36:18,707 and hurt somebody. 605 00:36:18,708 --> 00:36:21,540 - What in Sam Hill do we pay taxes for? - What are taxes? 606 00:36:21,541 --> 00:36:22,999 Noth...