Timmy Failure: Mistakes Were Made

Why? 510 00:31:36,593 --> 00:31:38,511 I invited him over for dinner. 511 00:31:39,053 --> 00:31:41,389 - Did you run a background check? - No. I know him. 512 00:31:41,597 --> 00:31:43,318 Besides, he works for the police department. 513 00:31:43,557 --> 00:31:47,102 (SIRENS WAILING) 514 00:31:47,769 --> 00:31:50,105 We met him, at the pharmacy. Remember? 515 00:31:50,897 --> 00:31:52,106 The meter maid? 516 00:31:52,982 --> 00:31:54,608 His name is Crispin and he's nice. 517 00:31:55,401 --> 00:31:56,568 He's an underachiever. 518 00:31:57,236 --> 00:31:58,319 Just go. Go on, please. 519 00:31:59,070 --> 00:32:00,154 (SIGHS) 520 00:32:02,490 --> 00:32:05,034 - But he gave us a ticket. - He took it back. 521 00:32:06,451 --> 00:32:10,414 - Which makes him a corrupt underachiever. - Timmy, would you go now? 522 00:32:12,456 --> 00:32:15,251 - (FOOTSTEPS RECEDING) - (SIGHS) 523 00:32:19,088 --> 00:32:20,130 TIMMY: Absurd. 524 00:32:25,593 --> 00:32:28,512 Hey, Timmy. What's up, man? I'm Crispin. You remember me? 525 00:32:29,304 --> 00:32:31,682 I remember everything. 526 00:32:32,975 --> 00:32:34,642 That's cool. I don't, man. 527 00:32:35,518 --> 00:32:37,395 I forget everything. I have a horrible memory. 528 00:32:37,937 --> 00:32:38,980 Especially with names. 529 00:32:39,814 --> 00:32:42,733 Yeah. Bad with names. Good with people, bad with names. 530 00:32:44,359 --> 00:32:47,070 - Is your mom home? - Potentially. 531 00:32:48,279 --> 00:32:51,032 - What's that? - I bought chocolates for your mom. 532 00:32:51,115 --> 00:32:52,783 Oh, I got something for you too, dude. 533 00:32:54,409 --> 00:32:57,370 It's a lucky rabbit's foot. I got a collection of these. 534 00:32:59,456 --> 00:33:01,707 - What have we got? - Another one, doctor. 535 00:33:01,915 --> 00:33:03,792 Back left foot, gone. 536 00:33:06,086 --> 00:33:08,963 I can't accept that. It's Animal Awareness Month. 537 00:33:09,547 --> 00:33:12,091 Oh. Sorry, I didn't know that. 538 00:33:12,675 --> 00:33:15,635 That's awesome, though. So I should hold on to this or... 539 00:33:15,886 --> 00:33:17,137 I'll keep it as evidence. 540 00:33:18,972 --> 00:33:20,182 - Hi. - Hey. 541 00:33:21,683 --> 00:33:23,517 Timmy, did you ask Crispin to come inside? 542 00:33:24,060 --> 00:33:25,061 Negative. 543 00:33:26,395 --> 00:33:28,731 Well, could you please? Now. 544 00:33:31,066 --> 00:33:33,568 You may enter... our home. 545 00:33:34,444 --> 00:33:35,820 Thanks, buddy. I appreciate that. 546 00:33:36,029 --> 00:33:38,947 - These are for you. - Oh, that's very sweet, thank you. 547 00:33:39,656 --> 00:33:41,137 - Well... come in. Come in. - All right. 548 00:33:41,700 --> 00:33:43,534 - We're... we're eating out back. - Great. 549 00:33:48,322 --> 00:33:49,922 He maims his rabbits. 550 00:33:52,542 --> 00:33:54,211 This is good. You're an excellent cook. 551 00:33:54,628 --> 00:33:57,089 (CHUCKLES) Thank you, I... I didn't make this though. 552 00:33:57,172 --> 00:33:59,834 I... I was going to cook and then I just ran out of time. 553 00:34:01,217 --> 00:34:02,343 But still, really good. 554 00:34:05,512 --> 00:34:07,013 - Mother. - Not now, Timmy. 555 00:34:07,555 --> 00:34:09,641 - I think we should end this meal. - Stop. 556 00:34:10,767 --> 00:34:12,101 He doesn't have proper clearance. 557 00:34:13,519 --> 00:34:15,229 Whoa, clearance for what? 558 00:34:15,604 --> 00:34:18,148 - No, nothing. He's just pretending. - No, I'm not. 559 00:34:18,731 --> 00:34:21,245 You sure it wasn't a meter maid joke? I get those a lot. 560 00:34:21,567 --> 00:34:25,071 No. No, it wasn't a meter maid joke. Was it, Timmy? 561 00:34:26,071 --> 00:34:27,322 It's okay. I get it. 562 00:34:27,597 --> 00:34:29,438 You know, people really don't like meter maids. 563 00:34:29,783 --> 00:34:31,024 It's actually why I became one. 564 00:34:31,952 --> 00:34:33,160 So that you wouldn't be liked? 565 00:34:33,536 --> 00:34:35,830 No, so I could change people's perceptions. 566 00:34:36,330 --> 00:34:37,540 Turn negative into a positive. 567 00:34:38,249 --> 00:34:39,833 For example, if I do give a ticket, 568 00:34:39,938 --> 00:34:41,099 - which I hate to do... - Right. 569 00:34:41,167 --> 00:34:42,322 people get really upset. 570 00:34:42,502 --> 00:34:44,587 I'll usually write a little note. Like, "I'm sorry" 571 00:34:44,671 --> 00:34:47,548 or "I know this is a real drag." And if they engage... 572 00:34:48,465 --> 00:34:50,551 I just try to listen. Hear them out. 573 00:34:51,301 --> 00:34:52,302 Huh! 574 00:34:52,636 --> 00:34:54,387 - Can I have my phone back now? - No. 575 00:34:54,517 --> 00:34:56,323 You know, Timmy, if you're interested, I could show you around 576 00:34:56,347 --> 00:34:58,141 - the precinct sometime. - Negative. 577 0