Dog Man

-(barking) -Get off! Not now! 657 00:28:22,959 --> 00:28:24,394 -Milly! -Chief? 658 00:28:24,427 --> 00:28:26,162 Who's around to help out? 659 00:28:26,195 --> 00:28:28,631 Everybody's busy, Chief. It's quiet. 660 00:28:28,664 --> 00:28:30,400 Like a frozen lake in winter. 661 00:28:30,433 --> 00:28:32,101 Like dinnertime on the moon. 662 00:28:32,135 --> 00:28:34,003 Like when Anthony fell asleep on his fishing boat 663 00:28:34,036 --> 00:28:36,305 and yells to the dock, "Why did you untie my boat?" 664 00:28:36,339 --> 00:28:38,107 And I'm like, "Me? It's not my fault 665 00:28:38,141 --> 00:28:40,042 you can't tie a knot, Captain Stubing." 666 00:28:40,076 --> 00:28:41,577 -And I'm all like... (grunts) -Okay, okay. 667 00:28:41,611 --> 00:28:43,946 (grunting) 668 00:28:46,516 --> 00:28:48,684 (grunting) 669 00:28:48,719 --> 00:28:50,219 Help has arrived. 670 00:28:50,253 --> 00:28:54,357 "Step one: Insert DNA into the DNA chute." 671 00:28:54,390 --> 00:28:56,192 (yelps, groans) 672 00:28:57,059 --> 00:29:00,296 "Step two: Press start button." 673 00:29:00,329 --> 00:29:01,564 (whirring, burbling) 674 00:29:01,597 --> 00:29:04,500 (crackling, beeping) 675 00:29:04,534 --> 00:29:06,269 (chuckling) 676 00:29:08,004 --> 00:29:09,305 (bell dings) 677 00:29:09,338 --> 00:29:12,508 "Step three: Open door to retrieve your clone." 678 00:29:12,542 --> 00:29:14,277 (laughs) Yeah. 679 00:29:14,310 --> 00:29:15,445 Uh... 680 00:29:19,482 --> 00:29:22,218 (stammers) What? 681 00:29:23,619 --> 00:29:28,057 "Step four: Wait 18 years for your clone to reach adulthood"? 682 00:29:28,090 --> 00:29:30,359 What? 18 years? No! 683 00:29:30,393 --> 00:29:33,062 "If you make a mistake, hit the 'undo' button. 684 00:29:33,095 --> 00:29:34,664 Sold separately." 685 00:29:34,698 --> 00:29:36,399 Sold separately? No! 686 00:29:37,300 --> 00:29:38,201 Whew. 687 00:29:38,234 --> 00:29:39,669 LI'L PETEY: Papa? 688 00:29:39,703 --> 00:29:42,138 What? Huh? 689 00:29:43,339 --> 00:29:44,373 (gasps) 690 00:29:44,407 --> 00:29:46,108 Papa. 691 00:29:46,142 --> 00:29:48,211 -Who you talking to? -Papa. 692 00:29:48,244 --> 00:29:50,079 Papa? No, I am not your papa. 693 00:29:50,112 --> 00:29:51,614 You are my clone. 694 00:29:51,647 --> 00:29:52,749 (crying) 695 00:29:52,783 --> 00:29:54,550 I want my whisker back. 696 00:29:54,584 --> 00:29:57,086 (crying continues) 697 00:29:57,754 --> 00:29:59,088 I want my money back! 698 00:29:59,121 --> 00:30:01,357 (crying continues) 699 00:30:05,127 --> 00:30:08,164 I want my life back! 700 00:30:09,465 --> 00:30:11,534 Look, Dog Man, the mayor will have a cow 701 00:30:11,567 --> 00:30:14,070 if she knows about this, but... 702 00:30:15,839 --> 00:30:18,508 Check this out. If Petey's got the fish 703 00:30:18,541 --> 00:30:20,142 and you're going for the fish 704 00:30:20,176 --> 00:30:21,745 and you just might accidentally, 705 00:30:21,778 --> 00:30:25,114 on purpose but didn't mean to, but it just went down that way, 706 00:30:25,147 --> 00:30:26,783 catch Petey... 707 00:30:26,817 --> 00:30:28,150 (Dog Man whines) 708 00:30:28,184 --> 00:30:29,519 You find the fish, you find the cat. 709 00:30:29,552 --> 00:30:31,120 (growling) 710 00:30:31,153 --> 00:30:33,523 I mean, what's the mayor gonna say? "That's not fair"? 711 00:30:33,556 --> 00:30:35,224 Life's not fair. 712 00:30:35,258 --> 00:30:37,326 -(laughs) Right? -(barking) 713 00:30:37,360 --> 00:30:39,395 Hey, Dog Man, stop. Dog Man, stop, stop, stop. 714 00:30:39,428 --> 00:30:40,429 Look, Dog Man, look. 715 00:30:40,463 --> 00:30:42,265 Are you ready? 716 00:30:42,298 --> 00:30:43,700 Good. 717 00:30:43,734 --> 00:30:45,434 Let's do this. 718 00:30:46,435 --> 00:30:47,637 Okay. Listen up. 719 00:30:47,670 --> 00:30:50,707 You're my clone, which means evil runs through your veins. 720 00:30:50,741 --> 00:30:52,141 -Okay. -You are destined 721 00:30:52,174 --> 00:30:53,409 -to be a villain. -Ooh. 722 00:30:53,442 --> 00:30:55,278 -Is that fun? -So much fun. 723 00:30:55,311 --> 00:30:56,679 -Yay! -Of course, 724 00:30:56,713 --> 00:30:59,816 fun surrounded by, you know, miserable suffering, 725 00:30:59,850 --> 00:31:01,785 loneliness and, like, zero appreciation. 726 00:31:01,818 --> 00:31:03,787 -I mean zero. -(laughing) 727 00:31:03,820 --> 00:31:04,788 Do you even know what I'm saying? 728 00:31:04,821 --> 00:31:06,757 No, but it sounds fun. 729 00:31:06,790 --> 00:31:08,759 I want to be miserable, too. 730 00:31:08,792 --> 00:31:09,793 Good. That's the spirit. 731 00:31:09,826 --> 00:31:10,861 Now, I got to go do something. 732 00:31:10,894 --> 00:31:12,161 -You stay put. -Why? 733 00:31:12,194 --> 00:31:13,596 -Because you can't come. -Why? 734 00:31:13,629 --> 00:31:15,...