Passport to Paris

Um, maybe we'd better stick to french. 381 00:29:23,738 --> 00:29:25,538 Wha... 382 00:29:26,437 --> 00:29:27,937 What? 383 00:29:30,837 --> 00:29:33,836 That's so cool. I can't believe you know the dizzy deans. 384 00:29:34,036 --> 00:29:37,236 I think the way they mix reggae and hip hop is totally original. 385 00:29:37,636 --> 00:29:39,936 Their lyrics are like, eh, poetry. 386 00:29:40,436 --> 00:29:41,535 Totally. 387 00:29:42,535 --> 00:29:45,935 Excuse me while I visit the boys' room, please. Feeling kind of nauseous. 388 00:29:51,334 --> 00:29:53,134 Would the mademoiselle care to order? 389 00:29:53,734 --> 00:29:57,033 I'll have the chicken with the sauce on the side. 390 00:29:59,533 --> 00:30:01,533 You cannot get the sauce on the side. 391 00:30:03,033 --> 00:30:04,332 - Why? - Why? 392 00:30:04,632 --> 00:30:06,832 Because the chef will not allow it. 393 00:30:21,530 --> 00:30:22,729 What did he say? 394 00:30:22,730 --> 00:30:24,830 Uh, loosely translated, he said... 395 00:30:25,829 --> 00:30:28,929 How dare you talk to that beautiful girl that way?" 396 00:30:30,329 --> 00:30:32,729 And, uh, he is a rear end of a flying baboon. 397 00:30:34,328 --> 00:30:36,828 That's the nicest thing anybody's ever done for me. 398 00:30:37,028 --> 00:30:39,728 Uh, it was, eh, anything. 399 00:30:41,427 --> 00:30:44,427 What you are seeing, this is not Paris. 400 00:30:45,327 --> 00:30:48,326 Come with us. We will show you the real Paris. 401 00:30:49,126 --> 00:30:51,726 Uh, as you say. 402 00:30:53,226 --> 00:30:54,626 We're so there. 403 00:30:55,026 --> 00:30:56,125 Let's go. 404 00:31:09,724 --> 00:31:12,684 "Meet you in front of the embassy at 5:00. Remember, leave a good tip." no! 405 00:31:12,723 --> 00:31:13,823 Girls! Wait! Wait! 406 00:31:14,923 --> 00:31:17,123 Girls! Wait... wait! 407 00:31:18,822 --> 00:31:21,522 Hold on, girls! Think of my career! 408 00:31:27,421 --> 00:31:28,521 I hate kids. 409 00:32:26,213 --> 00:32:27,613 Where do you play? 410 00:32:28,013 --> 00:32:29,813 Uh, I come here sometimes. 411 00:32:30,313 --> 00:32:31,413 I love it! 412 00:32:42,511 --> 00:32:45,211 - Are you having fun? - I'm having a blast. 413 00:33:15,707 --> 00:33:18,406 We've been to so many museums, it's all a big blur. 414 00:33:19,006 --> 00:33:22,806 I probably wouldn't be able to tell the Mona Lisa from Lisa Simpson. 415 00:33:24,005 --> 00:33:27,105 Tourists race through the Louvre at 50 kilo meters an hour. 416 00:33:27,305 --> 00:33:29,505 You can't appreciate anything that way. 417 00:33:29,605 --> 00:33:34,404 Better to see one painting and really see it than to race by 100 in a blur. 418 00:33:36,704 --> 00:33:37,804 Wait. 419 00:33:38,204 --> 00:33:39,503 What's the hurry? 420 00:33:39,903 --> 00:33:43,003 You see, the artist uses light to capture the emotion of the city. 421 00:33:45,203 --> 00:33:48,402 It feels like these colors are what we wish we saw every day. 422 00:33:48,602 --> 00:33:49,801 Exactly. 423 00:33:49,802 --> 00:33:51,602 It's not supposed to be realistic. 424 00:33:52,502 --> 00:33:53,701 It's emotion. 425 00:33:54,901 --> 00:33:56,701 That's what art is really about... 426 00:33:57,301 --> 00:33:59,601 How you feel when you look at the painting. 427 00:34:07,100 --> 00:34:11,999 It's beautiful. And this view is amazing. 428 00:34:12,399 --> 00:34:15,399 Paris is the most beautiful place I've ever seen.. 429 00:34:18,198 --> 00:34:20,298 Now, this is real french food. 430 00:34:20,698 --> 00:34:22,998 Do they food you at the embassy? No? 431 00:34:23,597 --> 00:34:26,997 Um, yeah, they food us, but nothing we can recognize. 432 00:34:27,997 --> 00:34:29,997 Ha ha. You're a funny girl, Ally. 433 00:34:30,996 --> 00:34:33,596 You know, I could get used to this language barrier thing. 434 00:34:39,895 --> 00:34:41,495 This has been the coolest day. 435 00:34:41,595 --> 00:34:45,195 Yeah, thanks for showing us around. We've had the greatest time. 436 00:34:45,394 --> 00:34:47,294 Time? Oh, my god, what time is it? 437 00:34:49,094 --> 00:34:50,094 Uh, 4:45. 438 00:34:50,194 --> 00:34:52,494 We're supposed to be home at 5:00. We promised Jeremy. 439 00:34:52,594 --> 00:34:55,593 We're on the other side of the city. We'll never make it. 440 00:35:36,388 --> 00:35:39,087 - Are we almost there? - Almost. 441 00:35:51,386 --> 00:35:53,185 - Thank you - Bye. 442 00:35:53,585 --> 00:35:54,785 Thank you so much. 443 00:35:57,685 --> 00:35:59,284 - Thank you - Bye. 444 00:35:59,285 --> 00:36:01,405 Oh, my god, that was so much fun. Do you girls realize... 445 00:36:03,884 --> 00:36:07,083 That I've been worried sick about you all day? 446 00:36:07,783 --> 00:36:10,783 My... my career would be down the toilet if anything had happened to you. 447 00:36:10,98