Demetri Martin: The Overthinker

397 00:19:43,807 --> 00:19:45,642 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 398 00:19:45,726 --> 00:19:48,395 <font color="#ffff00">Much less fun, traditionally, a search party.</font> 399 00:19:49,646 --> 00:19:51,523 <font color="#ffff00">"So we're looking for a body. Okay."</font> 400 00:19:51,607 --> 00:19:57,362 <font color="#ffff00">That's... more of a get-together at best, I'd say, than a party per se.</font> 401 00:19:57,529 --> 00:20:01,033 <font color="#ffff00">Toga search party is a little bit more fun than the standard search party.</font> 402 00:20:01,617 --> 00:20:05,037 <font color="#ffff00">We got a theme here, "Hey, we're Romans and this guy's missing."</font> 403 00:20:05,120 --> 00:20:06,330 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 404 00:20:08,081 --> 00:20:10,083 <font color="#ffff00">Here's a Venn diagram. This is a...</font> 405 00:20:10,876 --> 00:20:13,253 <font color="#ffff00">Vacation activities. Enemas.</font> 406 00:20:13,629 --> 00:20:15,422 <font color="#ffff00">Water skiing. That's where they overlap.</font> 407 00:20:15,505 --> 00:20:17,341 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 408 00:20:20,677 --> 00:20:25,140 <font color="#ffff00">Here's another Venn diagram. This is... tough guys and spandex.</font> 409 00:20:26,308 --> 00:20:27,851 <font color="#ffff00">And the football is where they...</font> 410 00:20:27,935 --> 00:20:30,062 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 411 00:20:30,145 --> 00:20:31,521 <font color="#ffff00">overlap right there.</font> 412 00:20:36,401 --> 00:20:39,238 <font color="#ffff00">Finally, praying. We have a graph here.</font> 413 00:20:39,571 --> 00:20:42,324 <font color="#ffff00">This is the amount people pray based on the location that they're in.</font> 414 00:20:42,407 --> 00:20:44,534 <font color="#ffff00">In the locker room before championship games,</font> 415 00:20:44,618 --> 00:20:47,204 <font color="#ffff00">there's a lot of prayer going on. And church, even more.</font> 416 00:20:47,412 --> 00:20:49,456 <font color="#ffff00">Kneeling in front of the toilet is off the charts.</font> 417 00:20:49,539 --> 00:20:52,751 <font color="#ffff00">This is where people really... talk to God, usually.</font> 418 00:20:52,834 --> 00:20:55,170 <font color="#ffff00">A lot of promises are made just right there.</font> 419 00:20:55,254 --> 00:20:56,296 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 420 00:20:56,380 --> 00:20:57,881 <font color="#ffff00">In a Jacuzzi, very little.</font> 421 00:20:57,965 --> 00:21:03,220 <font color="#ffff00">Not much prayer goes on in a... Jacuzzi situation.</font> 422 00:21:03,804 --> 00:21:07,849 <font color="#ffff00">And things that pray. People and mantises.</font> 423 00:21:07,933 --> 00:21:09,643 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 424 00:21:12,104 --> 00:21:13,188 <font color="#ffff00">It's a tie.</font> 425 00:21:15,065 --> 00:21:16,942 <font color="#ffff00">-It's the end of the drawings. -[cheering, applause]</font> 426 00:21:17,276 --> 00:21:18,110 <font color="#ffff00">All right.</font> 427 00:21:19,861 --> 00:21:21,405 <font color="#ffff00"><i>You know what?</i> <i>I wanna try something.</i></font> 428 00:21:21,488 --> 00:21:24,324 <font color="#ffff00">[cheering, applause]</font> 429 00:21:24,408 --> 00:21:25,534 <font color="#ffff00"><i>Okay.</i></font> 430 00:21:25,617 --> 00:21:26,618 <font color="#ffff00">[cheering, applause]</font> 431 00:21:26,702 --> 00:21:27,536 <font color="#ffff00">[chuckles]</font> 432 00:21:29,204 --> 00:21:30,455 <font color="#ffff00"><i>That was kinda cool.</i></font> 433 00:21:31,957 --> 00:21:34,126 <font color="#ffff00"><i>What was my next bit? Oh, yeah.</i></font> 434 00:21:34,209 --> 00:21:37,004 <font color="#ffff00">I find that my horoscope is a lot more accurate</font> 435 00:21:37,296 --> 00:21:40,215 <font color="#ffff00">if I just live, like, less specifically.</font> 436 00:21:40,299 --> 00:21:41,717 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 437 00:21:42,968 --> 00:21:45,137 <font color="#ffff00">I just live kind of a vague life.</font> 438 00:21:46,430 --> 00:21:48,265 <font color="#ffff00">It's kinda like spot-on, you know.</font> 439 00:21:49,349 --> 00:21:52,185 <font color="#ffff00">"What are you doing tomorrow?" "Making some choices."</font> 440 00:21:52,269 --> 00:21:54,271 <font color="#ffff00">[laughter]</font> 441 00:21:57,024 --> 00:21:59,776 <font color="#ffff00">"You're such a Gemini." "You know it, man. That's me."</font> 442 00:22:00,652 --> 00:22:01,486 <font color="#ffff00">[chuckles]</font> 443 00:22:02,904 --> 00:22:05,782 <font color="#ffff00">Why do we have half sizes for shoes? That's kinda weird.</font> 444 00:22:06,658 --> 00:22:08,201 <font color="#ffff00">We could have picked twice as many numbers</font> 445 00:22:08,285 --> 00:22:11,413 <font color="#ffff00">and then we wouldn't have