Blinded by the Light

Listen, life ain't no Springsteen song. 618 00:40:19,458 --> 00:40:21,642 If we end up with a girl with less facial hair than Chewbacca, 619 00:40:21,666 --> 00:40:23,541 we'll have done well, yeah? 620 00:40:25,750 --> 00:40:27,708 Hey, er... I got you this. 621 00:40:28,791 --> 00:40:29,875 Go on. Move. 622 00:40:33,208 --> 00:40:34,750 There's loads of seats free. 623 00:40:34,833 --> 00:40:36,500 Well, this is our table now. 624 00:40:36,875 --> 00:40:39,666 Or do we need to move you, Pakis? 625 00:40:39,750 --> 00:40:40,910 Get up. 626 00:40:42,208 --> 00:40:43,458 Come on. 627 00:40:43,833 --> 00:40:46,041 Off you go. Quickly. 628 00:40:47,500 --> 00:40:49,291 - Good boy. - Thank you very much. Move. 629 00:40:50,500 --> 00:40:52,791 Oi, oi, oi. Nah, nah, nah. Move over there, mate. 630 00:40:52,875 --> 00:40:55,666 I can still bloody smell you from here, all right? 631 00:40:57,291 --> 00:41:00,125 Go on, move. Quickly. Thank you. 632 00:41:07,208 --> 00:41:08,666 We should have said something. 633 00:41:09,791 --> 00:41:11,125 We can't just take it. 634 00:41:12,875 --> 00:41:13,916 Where's the tape? 635 00:41:15,791 --> 00:41:18,916 - I don't care if I told you it before. - No, you carry on, mate. 636 00:41:24,875 --> 00:41:26,083 What are you doing, mate? 637 00:41:26,583 --> 00:41:29,208 Is this a... Is this a special Paki film? 638 00:41:29,291 --> 00:41:30,416 Huh? 639 00:41:30,833 --> 00:41:33,291 Is this the number one Paki film? 640 00:41:33,375 --> 00:41:34,375 Give it back. 641 00:41:34,416 --> 00:41:36,816 Bruce Springsteen? Eh? He doesn't sound like a Paki, does he? 642 00:41:37,916 --> 00:41:40,250 - Oi. - For the ones who had a notion 643 00:41:40,333 --> 00:41:42,184 A notion deep inside 644 00:41:42,208 --> 00:41:44,750 That it ain't no sin To be glad you're alive 645 00:41:45,083 --> 00:41:47,708 I wanna find one face That ain't looking through me 646 00:41:48,000 --> 00:41:51,208 I wanna find one place I wanna spit in the face of these 647 00:41:51,500 --> 00:41:54,500 ♪ <i>Badlands, you gotta live it every day</i> ♪ 648 00:41:54,583 --> 00:41:57,458 ♪ <i>Let the broken hearts stand</i> <i>Letting him spit in my face?</i> ♪ 649 00:41:57,541 --> 00:41:59,041 ♪ <i>As the price you gotta pay</i> ♪ 650 00:41:59,125 --> 00:42:00,750 ♪ <i>Keep moving till it's understood</i> ♪ 651 00:42:00,833 --> 00:42:04,958 ♪ <i>And these badlands</i> <i>Start treating us good</i> ♪ 652 00:42:07,041 --> 00:42:08,708 ♪ <i>Badlands...</i> ♪ 653 00:42:11,000 --> 00:42:13,625 I mean, it's got the elegance of Lady Diana 654 00:42:13,708 --> 00:42:17,333 and the earthy sensuality of Tina Turner. And of course, there's not many women... 655 00:42:17,416 --> 00:42:20,041 I've been door to door to every store in the Arndale. 656 00:42:21,041 --> 00:42:22,559 Do you reckon your dad could give me a job? 657 00:42:22,583 --> 00:42:24,291 - Not dropping out, are you? - No way. 658 00:42:24,708 --> 00:42:26,500 But my dad's been laid off. 659 00:42:28,416 --> 00:42:32,791 Dad, J's been looking for a Saturday job. Can you help him out? 660 00:42:32,875 --> 00:42:35,041 I'm sorry, J. Business is down. 661 00:42:35,125 --> 00:42:36,166 I'll do anything. 662 00:42:37,125 --> 00:42:39,125 Lug boxes around, put up the stall, clear it up. 663 00:42:39,708 --> 00:42:40,708 I'm really desperate. 664 00:42:41,208 --> 00:42:44,125 All right, start Saturday, but I'm not paying you a lot. Eh? 665 00:42:44,791 --> 00:42:46,083 Now, what you got there? 666 00:42:46,708 --> 00:42:48,583 This guy is incredible. 667 00:42:49,750 --> 00:42:51,750 You've never heard lyrics like his. 668 00:42:53,458 --> 00:42:54,458 Is that Billy Joel? 669 00:42:55,000 --> 00:42:57,625 Billy Joel? You plonker. That is Bruce. 670 00:42:58,833 --> 00:43:01,333 God, you try and raise your kids right, J. 671 00:43:01,416 --> 00:43:02,791 I was there, son. 672 00:43:02,875 --> 00:43:05,458 1981, Wembley Arena. Row T. The River Tour. 673 00:43:05,541 --> 00:43:08,041 Don't go writing me songs like him, J. He's too... 674 00:43:08,416 --> 00:43:10,958 - Old school? - No, American. 675 00:43:11,625 --> 00:43:13,225 Listen, I can't be dealing with all that 676 00:43:13,250 --> 00:43:16,083 you know, "Born in the USA," stars and stripes shit. 677 00:43:16,458 --> 00:43:18,000 Surprised you're into it, mate. 678 00:43:18,083 --> 00:43:20,666 Actually, that song's about the desperate plight 679 00:43:20,750 --> 00:43:23,583 of Vietnam veterans who were treated really badly when they came home. 680 00:43:23,958 --> 00:43:25,625 You tell him, son. 681 00:43:25,708 --> 00:43:29,458 ♪ <i>We'd go down to the river...</i> <i>Yeah?</i> ♪ 682 00:43:30,000 --> 00:43:32,916 ♪ <i>And into the river we'd dive</i> ♪ 683 00:43:33,250 --> 00:43:39,083 ♪ <i>