I Swear

00:44:39.791 --> 00:44:41.750 [sighs] John. 695 00:44:41.916 --> 00:44:45.166 How are you? Dottie, this is my mum. 696 00:44:45.250 --> 00:44:46.958 It's nice to meet you, Mrs Davidson. 697 00:44:47.041 --> 00:44:48.583 -I'm Murray's mum. -Pussy. 698 00:44:48.750 --> 00:44:51.000 -Sorry, Mum. -How are you, John? 699 00:44:51.083 --> 00:44:53.500 It's been a while since you came to visit. 700 00:44:53.583 --> 00:44:58.458 I know. Um, maybe I'll pop over this weekend. [tics] 701 00:45:01.250 --> 00:45:03.125 Um, John. 702 00:45:03.291 --> 00:45:06.791 Why don't you go to the post office and get me some stamps? 703 00:45:06.958 --> 00:45:09.083 -[John tics] -That should be enough. 704 00:45:09.166 --> 00:45:11.916 [John] I'll see you soon, Mum. See you next weekend. 705 00:45:12.000 --> 00:45:13.708 Bye, John. 706 00:45:16.166 --> 00:45:18.791 I can see he's off the medication. 707 00:45:18.875 --> 00:45:21.750 He stopped it gradually. 708 00:45:21.833 --> 00:45:23.500 He feels better for it. 709 00:45:23.583 --> 00:45:25.041 [John tics] 710 00:45:27.541 --> 00:45:31.833 He's settled in well. We love having him around. 711 00:45:32.833 --> 00:45:34.875 John says you're a nurse. 712 00:45:35.833 --> 00:45:37.583 That's right, yeah. 713 00:45:37.666 --> 00:45:40.000 Patience of a saint. 714 00:45:40.083 --> 00:45:42.708 Whatever patience I had, it was used up years ago. 715 00:45:42.791 --> 00:45:43.875 Aye, well, 716 00:45:43.958 --> 00:45:49.416 I was at Dingleton Hospital five years, mental health nurse. 717 00:45:49.500 --> 00:45:53.000 -So you know there's no cure? -Aye. 718 00:45:53.166 --> 00:45:56.041 Hm-hmm. And you've not been well yourself. 719 00:45:56.125 --> 00:45:58.041 [Dottie] Oh, I'm fine. 720 00:45:58.125 --> 00:46:01.041 The punching, spitting, swearing. 721 00:46:01.208 --> 00:46:04.000 It's a lot to take on in your condition. 722 00:46:05.125 --> 00:46:07.458 We're helping each other. 723 00:46:08.166 --> 00:46:10.750 [sighs] Well, I'd be grateful 724 00:46:10.833 --> 00:46:13.708 if you would ask John to visit home more often. 725 00:46:13.791 --> 00:46:17.958 -[Dottie] Aye. I will. -Hmm. 726 00:46:24.416 --> 00:46:29.041 [♪ "Born of Frustration" by James plays loudly] 727 00:46:38.500 --> 00:46:42.000 What's this? Top of the Pops? 728 00:46:42.083 --> 00:46:44.875 I'm off the medication. Murray's going to take me out clubbing. 729 00:46:45.041 --> 00:46:47.541 So you're perfecting your dance moves? 730 00:46:47.708 --> 00:46:52.583 -Aye. What do you think? -Great. [chuckles] 731 00:46:52.666 --> 00:46:55.250 I'll leave you to it. 732 00:46:55.416 --> 00:46:58.041 ♪ Where's the confusion? 733 00:46:58.208 --> 00:46:59.666 Wait. 734 00:47:01.250 --> 00:47:03.625 -What are you doing? -Smartening myself up. 735 00:47:03.708 --> 00:47:05.875 No, take it out now. 736 00:47:05.958 --> 00:47:08.500 These jeans feel weird, Murray, round the crotch. 737 00:47:08.583 --> 00:47:09.958 When we get in there, John, 738 00:47:10.041 --> 00:47:12.083 can you just relax and don't do anything weird? 739 00:47:12.166 --> 00:47:13.458 -I won't. -Yeah? 740 00:47:13.541 --> 00:47:16.166 -Yeah. -Good man. 741 00:47:18.375 --> 00:47:19.375 All right. 742 00:47:20.208 --> 00:47:23.125 -Shall I put this in here? -Put it away, John. 743 00:47:23.208 --> 00:47:26.958 Right, this is us now. Come on. Thank you. 744 00:47:27.416 --> 00:47:28.958 [coins rattle] 745 00:47:29.416 --> 00:47:32.333 -There you go. -[man] Thank you. 746 00:47:32.416 --> 00:47:33.875 [whistles] 747 00:47:36.041 --> 00:47:38.041 -[Murray] What do you think? -I love it, man. 748 00:47:38.125 --> 00:47:39.958 I can feel that bass in my chest. 749 00:47:40.041 --> 00:47:42.583 Yeah. Wait, I'll go and get us a drink. You get us a seat. 750 00:47:42.666 --> 00:47:44.291 No worries. 751 00:47:44.458 --> 00:47:47.791 [♪ "Alright" by Supergrass] 752 00:48:29.125 --> 00:48:31.208 Two pints of Tennent's, please. 753 00:48:42.958 --> 00:48:44.875 What's your name? 754 00:48:44.958 --> 00:48:47.541 -What? -What's your name? 755 00:48:47.625 --> 00:48:50.000 -Marie. -Can I buy you a drink? 756 00:48:50.083 --> 00:48:52.083 -What? -Can I buy you a drink? 757 00:48:52.166 --> 00:48:53.208 Sure. 758 00:48:53.375 --> 00:48:57.000 Pernod and black, please, and my pals will take the same. 759 00:49:09.083 --> 00:49:10.666 John. 760 00:49:11.458 --> 00:49:12.541 You don't hang about. 761 00:49:12.625 --> 00:49:13.791 -Are you impressed? -Aye. 762 00:49:13.875 --> 00:49:15.541 Right, they want three Pernod and black. 763 00:49:15.625 --> 00:49:20.500 OK, I'll get them, will I? Three Pernod and black, please. 764 00:49:28.000 --> 00:49:29.375 Getting 'em now. 765 00:49:31.250 --> 00:49:32.916 [indistinct chatter] 766 00:49:34.500 --> 00:49:37.083 -I'm so sorry, pal. Sorry. -[grunts] 767 00:49:37.250 --> 00:49:39.083 -You fucking prick! -[Murray] Oi! 768 00:49:39.250 --> 00:49:42.958 Get your fucking hands off him! Get your fucking hands off him! 769 00:49:43.833 --> ...