Kiss Me, Stupid

868 00:43:26,993 --> 00:43:29,257 Look at mother... crying her eyes out. 869 00:43:29,296 --> 00:43:33,528 I'm glad you brought that up. 870 00:43:33,567 --> 00:43:36,502 You want to know how I feel about your mother? 871 00:43:36,536 --> 00:43:37,503 No. 872 00:43:37,537 --> 00:43:40,802 All right, I'll tell you. She makes me throw up. 873 00:43:40,841 --> 00:43:42,934 The way she treats your father. 874 00:43:42,976 --> 00:43:45,376 And you know what she looks like? 875 00:43:45,412 --> 00:43:46,504 Godzilla! 876 00:43:46,546 --> 00:43:47,945 Now, now, Orville. 877 00:43:47,981 --> 00:43:49,539 Now, now, what? 878 00:43:49,583 --> 00:43:51,175 Mother may be a little difficult, but... 879 00:43:51,218 --> 00:43:53,345 Difficult? She's impossible. 880 00:43:53,386 --> 00:43:57,755 A mean, vicious, loud-mouthed, interfering old bag! 881 00:43:57,791 --> 00:44:00,282 Now, what do you think of that? 882 00:44:00,327 --> 00:44:03,296 Well, basically I have to agree with you. 883 00:44:03,330 --> 00:44:04,661 You do? 884 00:44:04,698 --> 00:44:07,496 Why do you think I got married? To get away from her. 885 00:44:07,534 --> 00:44:11,061 Oh, so that's the reason why you married me. 886 00:44:11,104 --> 00:44:15,598 Not the only reason. I also love you. 887 00:44:15,642 --> 00:44:17,769 Oh. 888 00:44:17,811 --> 00:44:21,247 Here are some pictures from our honeymoon. 889 00:44:21,281 --> 00:44:23,249 Honeymoon? 890 00:44:23,283 --> 00:44:26,912 Boy, was that ever a flop. 891 00:44:26,953 --> 00:44:28,318 I wouldn't say that. 892 00:44:28,355 --> 00:44:31,051 Oh, you wouldn't? 893 00:44:31,091 --> 00:44:34,219 I'll admit the first night was a little disappointing... 894 00:44:34,261 --> 00:44:35,319 when they didn't have a room for us... 895 00:44:35,362 --> 00:44:37,227 and we had to sleep out in your old rambler. 896 00:44:38,465 --> 00:44:40,592 It was a Volkswagen. 897 00:44:40,634 --> 00:44:41,862 Darling, here's a picture. 898 00:44:41,902 --> 00:44:43,426 It was a rambler, a blue rambler. 899 00:44:43,470 --> 00:44:45,995 It was pink. 900 00:44:46,039 --> 00:44:47,006 Don't tell me. 901 00:44:47,040 --> 00:44:48,530 Of course it was blue... 902 00:44:48,575 --> 00:44:50,338 exactly the same color as my eyes. 903 00:44:50,377 --> 00:44:54,108 Your eyes are pink. 904 00:44:54,147 --> 00:44:56,479 What are you talking about? I have blue eyes. 905 00:44:56,516 --> 00:44:57,813 I say they're pink. 906 00:44:57,851 --> 00:45:00,684 You want to make something of it? 907 00:45:00,720 --> 00:45:04,417 Orville, what is this... some kind of a new game? 908 00:45:06,726 --> 00:45:08,421 I wonder who that could be. 909 00:45:13,466 --> 00:45:14,899 Good afternoon, Mrs. Spooner. 910 00:45:14,935 --> 00:45:15,924 May we come in? 911 00:45:15,969 --> 00:45:17,664 Of course, Reverend. 912 00:45:18,738 --> 00:45:19,727 Hello, Mrs. Spooner. 913 00:45:19,773 --> 00:45:20,740 Mrs. Mulligan. 914 00:45:20,774 --> 00:45:21,763 - Hi, Zelda. - Hi, Rosalie. 915 00:45:21,808 --> 00:45:23,901 We hate to intrude on you like this... 916 00:45:23,944 --> 00:45:25,206 but we're collecting signatures... 917 00:45:25,245 --> 00:45:27,338 for a petition urging the city council... 918 00:45:27,380 --> 00:45:30,144 to close down that dreadful place... 919 00:45:30,183 --> 00:45:32,276 if the ladies will forgive my language... 920 00:45:32,319 --> 00:45:35,482 the Belly Button. 921 00:45:35,522 --> 00:45:39,390 Of course. We'll be glad to sign, won't we, Orville? 922 00:45:39,426 --> 00:45:40,757 We will? 923 00:45:40,794 --> 00:45:44,821 Well, it's a disgrace, a cesspool... 924 00:45:44,864 --> 00:45:46,263 a blot on our community. 925 00:45:46,299 --> 00:45:49,029 I understand they let minors use the cigarette machine. 926 00:45:49,069 --> 00:45:51,333 Rosalie and I went in there to investigate... 927 00:45:51,371 --> 00:45:53,032 and two strange men approached us... 928 00:45:53,073 --> 00:45:54,904 and offered to buy us Bloody Marys. 929 00:45:54,941 --> 00:45:56,704 I got the distinct impression 930 00:45:56,743 --> 00:45:59,109 that there's love for sale on the premises. 931 00:45:59,145 --> 00:46:05,243 "Love For Sale," Cole Porter... a million and a half copies. 932 00:46:05,285 --> 00:46:08,277 Well, what are we waiting for? Who's got a fountain pen? 933 00:46:17,397 --> 00:46:19,797 Oh, I see you're celebrating your anniversary. 934 00:46:19,833 --> 00:46:20,822 Our fifth. 935 00:46:20,867 --> 00:46:22,528 What a lovely cake. 936 00:46:22,569 --> 00:46:23,558 Pistachio? 937 00:46:23,603 --> 00:46:24,797 Would you like a piece? 938 00:46:24,838 --> 00:46:26,829 I wouldn't want you to spoil it. 939 00:46:26,873 --> 00:46:29,103 Oh, well, maybe just a little piece. 940 00:46:29,142 --> 00:4