The Christmas Chronicles

might not be so lucky! 660 00:33:04,921 --> 00:33:06,130 No judgments! 661 00:33:06,213 --> 00:33:09,046 After all, my friend Teddy here is headed down the same path. 662 00:33:09,130 --> 00:33:10,713 I mean, he's still a little young, but... 663 00:33:11,046 --> 00:33:12,963 you keep going, couple years, this could be you. 664 00:33:13,505 --> 00:33:16,171 Prison tattoos and slinging tequila shots! 665 00:33:16,255 --> 00:33:18,630 -Okay, that's it! -All right, out! Out, out, out, out! 666 00:33:18,713 --> 00:33:19,963 Bye, Wendy! 667 00:33:20,046 --> 00:33:21,171 -Good luck! -[bells jingle] 668 00:33:21,255 --> 00:33:22,505 Let's go! Okay, hold the doors! 669 00:33:22,963 --> 00:33:23,880 [grunts] 670 00:33:26,088 --> 00:33:29,005 -[gasps and grunts] -[patrons] Oh! 671 00:33:29,130 --> 00:33:30,046 Be careful. 672 00:33:30,338 --> 00:33:31,755 [grunts] 673 00:33:32,380 --> 00:33:35,630 -[Santa] Sweet dreams, Charlie. -[watch chimes] 674 00:33:35,713 --> 00:33:39,380 Oh no! Christmas spirit's already down 35%. 675 00:33:39,463 --> 00:33:41,630 We need to get things back on track. 676 00:33:41,713 --> 00:33:42,880 -Hold on. -What? 677 00:33:43,838 --> 00:33:44,838 Shh. 678 00:33:47,296 --> 00:33:50,046 [boy on tablet] You better run! 679 00:33:50,130 --> 00:33:51,880 She's our friend and she's crazy! 680 00:33:52,255 --> 00:33:57,046 If you come back here, she'll kill you! You hear me? She'll kill you... 681 00:33:58,463 --> 00:33:59,421 [both] Oh. 682 00:34:00,380 --> 00:34:01,255 Ah... 683 00:34:01,838 --> 00:34:04,963 No, no, no, no. Teddy, Teddy, I don't think this is such a good idea. 684 00:34:05,046 --> 00:34:06,255 Neither do I. 685 00:34:06,755 --> 00:34:08,421 Oh, come on! Do you wanna save Christmas? 686 00:34:08,505 --> 00:34:10,005 Well, not by stealing a car. 687 00:34:10,171 --> 00:34:11,338 Uh, that kinda undermines 688 00:34:11,421 --> 00:34:13,421 the whole naughty or nice concept, don't you think? 689 00:34:13,505 --> 00:34:15,588 Don't you break into, like, a billion homes every year? 690 00:34:15,671 --> 00:34:19,296 -I mean, technically, that's illegal, too. -Fair point. 691 00:34:19,380 --> 00:34:21,546 And, plus, it's not just any car. 692 00:34:21,838 --> 00:34:22,921 It's this car. 693 00:34:23,005 --> 00:34:24,588 [alarm beeps] 694 00:34:24,838 --> 00:34:25,838 Oh... 695 00:34:26,755 --> 00:34:29,130 I mean, we're not even breaking the law because... 696 00:34:29,213 --> 00:34:30,963 you know, the car's already stolen. 697 00:34:31,046 --> 00:34:33,880 -And when we're finished, we'll just-- -Turn it in to the police. 698 00:34:33,963 --> 00:34:35,630 -Yeah. -Let's go. 699 00:34:36,421 --> 00:34:40,421 All right, now, slow down. Just be cool. Walk regular. Regular. 700 00:34:40,505 --> 00:34:42,130 Hey, hey, slow down! Slow down! 701 00:34:42,213 --> 00:34:44,213 You're not even old enough to drive! 702 00:34:45,463 --> 00:34:47,463 -Hey! -Oh, no time to argue! Look! 703 00:34:47,546 --> 00:34:48,838 That's my car! 704 00:34:49,713 --> 00:34:51,963 -No, it's not! You stole it! -Get in, get in! 705 00:34:52,046 --> 00:34:55,296 -[engine roars] -[tires squeal] 706 00:34:55,380 --> 00:34:56,713 [Charlie] No, stop! Stop! 707 00:34:57,588 --> 00:34:59,088 That's my car! 708 00:35:01,796 --> 00:35:02,963 [panting] 709 00:35:03,588 --> 00:35:06,880 Hey, don't worry, Charlie. I just reported it stolen. 710 00:35:07,380 --> 00:35:08,796 You did what? 711 00:35:10,005 --> 00:35:12,463 -[engine revs] -[tires squeal] 712 00:35:12,963 --> 00:35:14,213 [sighs] 713 00:35:16,505 --> 00:35:17,755 [sniffs] 714 00:35:18,713 --> 00:35:19,546 How we doing? 715 00:35:19,630 --> 00:35:21,338 No one's following us, so you can slow down. 716 00:35:21,421 --> 00:35:23,088 Oh, come on, I'm not even going that fast! 717 00:35:23,171 --> 00:35:25,338 Here we go... [grunts] 718 00:35:26,880 --> 00:35:29,213 All right, now we're getting somewhere. 719 00:35:29,546 --> 00:35:31,796 Uh, Santa, you know that stuff's junk, right? 720 00:35:32,921 --> 00:35:35,796 Yeah, well, Katie Cat, one man's junk... 721 00:35:36,505 --> 00:35:37,880 is Santa's treasure. 722 00:35:38,505 --> 00:35:39,963 Teddy, I'm gonna need your knife. 723 00:35:46,130 --> 00:35:48,046 -Hmm. -[rattling] 724 00:35:49,296 --> 00:35:51,505 [grunts, sighs] 725 00:35:51,630 --> 00:35:53,880 Uh, Santa, that's not how you work the radio. 726 00:35:54,255 --> 00:35:56,755 [static buzzes] 727 00:35:56,838 --> 00:35:58,588 -[woman on radio] ...disturbance... -Cool! 728 00:35:58,671 --> 00:36:02,046 on the corner of Naperville and Roslyn. Car 476 responding. 729 00:36:02,796 --> 00:36:06,088 -How did you just-- -I am the greatest toymaker on Earth. 730 00:36:06,588 --> 00:36:09,046 [man on radio] All units, we have ...