Jingle All the Way

478 00:32:10,803 --> 00:32:14,640 Look what I've got for you... a shiny red ball. 479 00:32:14,724 --> 00:32:16,975 [Chuckles] Do you want to trade? 480 00:32:18,686 --> 00:32:22,105 No, no! Just give me the ball. I got it. Ow! 481 00:32:22,190 --> 00:32:25,025 - Sicko! Pervert! - Ow! 482 00:32:25,109 --> 00:32:29,404 - Get your hands off my kid! - I need the ball. I need that toy! 483 00:32:29,489 --> 00:32:32,741 - [Women Shouting] - Stop! Stop hitting me! I'm innocent! 484 00:32:32,825 --> 00:32:35,452 [Muttering] No! 485 00:32:35,536 --> 00:32:37,788 Get out of here! You wacko! 486 00:32:37,872 --> 00:32:40,791 I need that ball. 487 00:32:40,875 --> 00:32:42,959 - [Woman] Pervert! - I'm not a pervert. 488 00:32:43,044 --> 00:32:45,379 I just was looking for a Turbo Man doll. 489 00:32:47,882 --> 00:32:51,218 Hey. Psst. Buddy, come here. Come here. 490 00:32:52,428 --> 00:32:54,346 You want a Turbo Man for Christmas? 491 00:32:54,430 --> 00:32:57,182 Forget it. I'm not gonna sit on your lap. 492 00:32:57,266 --> 00:33:01,061 Hey, chief, that's not my bag. Get it? [Chuckles] 493 00:33:01,145 --> 00:33:03,897 But, you know, little boy with your attitude... 494 00:33:03,981 --> 00:33:06,358 I don't think I want to give you access to this. 495 00:33:06,442 --> 00:33:08,235 Tony, show him. 496 00:33:08,569 --> 00:33:11,697 That was taken this morning. 497 00:33:16,661 --> 00:33:19,830 How do I know this is not some kind of a scam? 498 00:33:19,914 --> 00:33:23,417 Forget it, Tony. This guy doesn't want our help. 499 00:33:23,501 --> 00:33:25,752 - Whoa, whoa, whoa. Wait a minute, guys. - Merry Christmas. 500 00:33:25,837 --> 00:33:29,923 We're all businessmen. I'm sure we can work out some sort of an agreement. 501 00:33:30,007 --> 00:33:33,719 - You got the cash, we got the doll. - How much? 502 00:33:33,803 --> 00:33:36,346 Ho, ho, ho, ho! 503 00:33:36,431 --> 00:33:39,266 Merry Christmas Ho, ho, ho! 504 00:33:39,350 --> 00:33:42,519 A merry Christmas to you, Officer. What are you, crazy? 505 00:33:42,603 --> 00:33:44,730 Santa never delivers a gift out in broad daylight. 506 00:33:44,814 --> 00:33:49,818 Excuse me. I may be wrong, but you are not the real Santa Claus. 507 00:33:49,902 --> 00:33:51,945 Really? 508 00:33:52,029 --> 00:33:54,656 And you're not the kind of guy who's got enough foresight... 509 00:33:54,741 --> 00:33:57,701 to get his kid a Turbo Man before Christmas eve, are you? 510 00:33:57,785 --> 00:34:01,621 Hey, show a little respect for the suit, huh? 511 00:34:01,706 --> 00:34:05,459 - Yeah. - Now, you want that doll or not? 512 00:34:08,379 --> 00:34:12,591 - [Man] ♪ So, you know when Christmas rolls around ♪ - [Howard] Come on, buddy. 513 00:34:12,675 --> 00:34:15,427 We've been driving around now for 20 minutes. How much longer? 514 00:34:15,511 --> 00:34:20,599 - Name isn't Buddy. It's Santa. - Fine, Santa. 515 00:34:20,683 --> 00:34:22,601 - Thank you. - But it's getting late. 516 00:34:22,685 --> 00:34:24,603 I've got a parade to go to... 517 00:34:24,687 --> 00:34:28,106 and I've yet to see a sign of that supposed Turbo Man doll. 518 00:34:28,191 --> 00:34:32,944 Meanwhile, all this time, my "in touch with his feminine side" neighbor... 519 00:34:33,029 --> 00:34:35,322 he's busy attacking my wife's cookies, all right! 520 00:34:35,406 --> 00:34:38,575 Hey, spare me the details of your twisted life, pal. Okay? 521 00:34:38,659 --> 00:34:42,120 Hey, yo, is this genuine leather? 522 00:34:42,205 --> 00:34:44,790 - Don't touch anything back there. - Hey! 523 00:34:44,874 --> 00:34:46,833 That's Santa's helper! 524 00:34:48,461 --> 00:34:50,837 You wanna see the doll, don't you? 525 00:34:53,800 --> 00:34:55,509 Up here. 526 00:34:55,593 --> 00:34:58,303 Oh, I love this time of year. 527 00:34:58,387 --> 00:35:02,307 Christmas carols, snowflakes, Santa Clauses. 528 00:35:02,391 --> 00:35:05,685 - Now what? - What are you, Dan Rather? What is this, 60 Minutes? 529 00:35:05,770 --> 00:35:08,855 What are you, the question king, huh? Chill. 530 00:35:20,076 --> 00:35:22,911 All right. Keep your hands where I can see 'em. 531 00:35:25,414 --> 00:35:28,834 [Knocks Out Beat] 532 00:35:32,797 --> 00:35:35,131 Password. 533 00:35:35,216 --> 00:35:37,884 Jingle bells, Batman smells. 534 00:35:50,273 --> 00:35:53,316 [Man] ♪ They call me back door Santa ♪ 535 00:35:53,401 --> 00:35:57,195 ♪ I make my runs about the break of day ♪ 536 00:36:00,074 --> 00:36:01,700 ♪ They call me back door Santa ♪ 537 00:36:01,784 --> 00:36:03,785 I know what you're thinking. 538 00:36:03,870 --> 00:36:07,706 Oh, no. You have no idea. 539 00:36:07,790 --> 00:36:10,375 Tony, get the man his Turbo Man. 540 00:36:10,459 --> 00:36:12,085 Got it. 541 00:36:12,169 --> 00:36:14,296 I go