Noelle

- Who? - That man, he's nice. 498 00:32:53,892 --> 00:32:55,352 - He's nice? - Yeah. 499 00:32:55,435 --> 00:32:56,436 How do you know? 500 00:32:57,437 --> 00:32:59,064 I don't know, I just know. 501 00:32:59,940 --> 00:33:00,941 Excuse me. 502 00:33:03,026 --> 00:33:04,736 - Sir, hi. - Hi. 503 00:33:04,820 --> 00:33:07,239 My friend has an important call to make, his phone died. 504 00:33:07,322 --> 00:33:09,116 Is there any way he could borrow yours? 505 00:33:09,700 --> 00:33:11,368 Sure, no problem. 506 00:33:12,369 --> 00:33:13,495 Oh. 507 00:33:14,621 --> 00:33:16,164 - Oh, thanks. - It's okay. 508 00:33:16,248 --> 00:33:17,833 - Thanks a lot. - No problem. 509 00:33:20,335 --> 00:33:22,963 Noelle Kringle. I hope you get what you want for Christmas. 510 00:33:23,046 --> 00:33:25,882 - Matt Bautista. I'm actually a Buddhist. - Oh, jolly! 511 00:33:25,966 --> 00:33:28,051 My dad always said, "Christmas is like sushi, 512 00:33:28,135 --> 00:33:30,387 "the Japanese invented it, but now everybody loves it." 513 00:33:31,221 --> 00:33:32,556 Well, I do love sushi. 514 00:33:34,307 --> 00:33:35,892 Thank you, I really appreciate that. 515 00:33:35,976 --> 00:33:38,186 My pleasure. You guys have a great day. 516 00:33:38,270 --> 00:33:39,604 - Bye, Matt. - Bye. 517 00:33:40,897 --> 00:33:43,734 Thank you, Kringle. Uh, I gotta run. 518 00:33:49,823 --> 00:33:51,700 Give me that picture of your brother. 519 00:33:53,035 --> 00:33:56,538 Come by the office tomorrow at 9:00. Bring non-edible money. 520 00:33:56,621 --> 00:33:58,790 Do they make that? I'm kidding. I know they do. 521 00:33:58,874 --> 00:34:01,293 And I'll find some. I will bring some. 522 00:34:01,376 --> 00:34:03,795 Thank you for helping me, you're being so nice. 523 00:34:04,421 --> 00:34:05,881 It's a big day for nice. 524 00:34:06,923 --> 00:34:09,217 Yeah. Big day for nice. 525 00:34:12,179 --> 00:34:16,099 <i>Merry Christmas, Elf-folk, it's Santa. Santa Gabe.</i> 526 00:34:16,808 --> 00:34:19,770 <i>As you may know, my cousin Nick, the ex-Santa,</i> 527 00:34:19,853 --> 00:34:23,231 <i>never completed the Nice or Naughty list, but that's jolly.</i> 528 00:34:23,315 --> 00:34:25,359 <i>Because it allowed us to develop...</i> 529 00:34:25,442 --> 00:34:26,777 <i>FALALA.</i> 530 00:34:26,860 --> 00:34:31,114 <i>Forensic Algorithm for Lateral Analysis of Latent Altruism.</i> 531 00:34:31,198 --> 00:34:32,616 <i>It's a digitized metric</i> 532 00:34:32,699 --> 00:34:35,869 <i>which allows us to determine a child's Nice or Naughty quotient.</i> 533 00:34:35,952 --> 00:34:37,079 <i>For instance...</i> 534 00:34:37,162 --> 00:34:38,705 Holy night. 535 00:34:38,789 --> 00:34:40,957 <i>This is Kali from Brooklyn.</i> 536 00:34:41,041 --> 00:34:43,043 <i>Using his internet activity, school records,</i> 537 00:34:43,126 --> 00:34:44,586 <i>and satellite surveillance,</i> 538 00:34:44,670 --> 00:34:48,757 <i>FALALA was able to ascertain that he is Nice. And he wants a PlayStation.</i> 539 00:34:49,633 --> 00:34:53,178 <i>We're now standardizing all packages in green, red,</i> 540 00:34:53,261 --> 00:34:56,014 <i>or the best of both, swirl.</i> 541 00:35:17,035 --> 00:35:20,080 - Oh, what's this? - Uh, guacamole? 542 00:35:20,163 --> 00:35:22,958 - Guaca-what? Gua... - Guacamole? 543 00:35:23,041 --> 00:35:24,960 Guacamole? What is it made from? 544 00:35:26,044 --> 00:35:27,254 Hi, Helen. 545 00:35:27,337 --> 00:35:29,589 Can I have $150 a day, please? 546 00:35:30,173 --> 00:35:32,843 Hey, Helen. We're all out of bird food. 547 00:35:32,926 --> 00:35:35,595 They seem to really be enjoying the churros. 548 00:35:35,679 --> 00:35:38,390 Uh, you could buy some churros, cut them into little pieces 549 00:35:38,473 --> 00:35:40,892 and sell them as reindeer treats, like you said, Helen? 550 00:35:40,976 --> 00:35:44,438 Um, yeah. Yeah. Yeah, well... 551 00:35:44,521 --> 00:35:47,315 Don't keep these little nuggets of brilliance all to yourself. 552 00:35:47,399 --> 00:35:49,443 How many great ideas have you been sitting on? 553 00:35:50,902 --> 00:35:52,112 Three. 554 00:35:52,195 --> 00:35:55,615 Let's get together. I'd love to hear anything else you have to say. 555 00:35:56,199 --> 00:35:58,493 You're full of surprises. Mmm. 556 00:36:00,328 --> 00:36:02,039 Oh. 557 00:36:02,122 --> 00:36:03,123 Mmm-hmm. 558 00:36:03,206 --> 00:36:04,499 - You're the best. - Oh, yeah. 559 00:36:07,461 --> 00:36:09,379 - Helen. - Yes. 560 00:36:10,839 --> 00:36:12,090 I wouldn't... Um... 561 00:36:12,174 --> 00:36:16,178 I can't give you $150 in cash. 562 00:36:16,261 --> 00:36:19,431 But I can give you $150 in retail merchandise. 563 00:36:19,514 --> 00:36:23,143 What would you like? Bath Bar, Cinnabon, Chrysler Pacifica? 564 00:36:23,226