Notting Hill

605 00:40:38,688 --> 00:40:41,748 And... nobody fancies me. 606 00:40:41,825 --> 00:40:44,385 And if these cheeks get any chubbier, they never will. 607 00:40:44,461 --> 00:40:48,261 - Nonsense. I fancy you. - Really? 608 00:40:48,331 --> 00:40:50,925 Yeah. Or I did before you got so fat. 609 00:40:51,001 --> 00:40:53,936 [ Max ] You see. And unless I'm much mistaken, 610 00:40:54,004 --> 00:40:56,632 your job still pays you rather a lot of money... 611 00:40:56,706 --> 00:40:59,140 whilst Honey here earns 20 pence a week... 612 00:40:59,209 --> 00:41:02,042 flogging her guts out in London's worst record store. 613 00:41:02,112 --> 00:41:05,240 Yes! And I haven't got hair. I've got feathers. 614 00:41:05,315 --> 00:41:09,149 And I've got funny goggly eyes. And I'm attracted to cruel men. 615 00:41:09,219 --> 00:41:11,779 And, actually, no one will marry me... 616 00:41:11,855 --> 00:41:14,983 because, um, my boosies have actually started shrinking. 617 00:41:15,058 --> 00:41:17,492 - [ Max ] You see, it's incredibly sad. - But on the other hand, 618 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:19,323 her best friend is Anna Scott. 619 00:41:19,396 --> 00:41:22,854 That's true. I can't deny it. She needs me. What can I say? 620 00:41:24,034 --> 00:41:27,629 And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing day and night, 621 00:41:27,704 --> 00:41:29,729 in a house full of ramps. 622 00:41:29,806 --> 00:41:32,673 And to add insult to serious injury, 623 00:41:32,742 --> 00:41:38,009 I've totally given up smoking, my favorite thing. 624 00:41:38,081 --> 00:41:42,450 And, um, well, the truth is, 625 00:41:42,519 --> 00:41:44,714 we can't have a baby. 626 00:41:50,393 --> 00:41:52,486 Oh, Belle. 627 00:41:52,562 --> 00:41:56,020 C'est la vie. 628 00:41:57,701 --> 00:42:01,569 Still, um, we're lucky in lots of ways. 629 00:42:01,638 --> 00:42:04,664 But surely that's worth a brownie. [ Chuckling ] 630 00:42:06,242 --> 00:42:11,509 Well, I don't know. Look at William. 631 00:42:11,581 --> 00:42:14,744 - Very unsuccessful professionally. - That's true. 632 00:42:14,818 --> 00:42:19,687 Divorced. Used to be handsome, now kind of squidgy round the edges. 633 00:42:20,890 --> 00:42:23,688 And absolutely certain never to hear from Anna again... 634 00:42:23,760 --> 00:42:26,820 - once she's heard that his nickname at school was-- - Floppy. 635 00:42:26,896 --> 00:42:30,059 You did. I can't believe it, you did. 636 00:42:30,133 --> 00:42:33,534 Thanks very much. Thank you. Well, at least I get the last brownie. 637 00:42:33,603 --> 00:42:35,537 [ Max ] I think so, yes. 638 00:42:35,605 --> 00:42:37,573 Well, wait. What about me? 639 00:42:39,142 --> 00:42:43,203 I'm sorry? You think you deserve the brownie? 640 00:42:43,279 --> 00:42:47,511 [ Chuckles ] Well, a shot at it at least, huh? 641 00:42:47,584 --> 00:42:50,519 You'll have to prove it. This is a very, very good brownie. 642 00:42:50,587 --> 00:42:53,249 I'm gonna fight for it. 643 00:42:53,323 --> 00:42:56,690 I've been on a diet every day since I was 19, 644 00:42:56,760 --> 00:43:00,093 which basically means I've been hungry for a decade. 645 00:43:00,163 --> 00:43:02,256 [ All Laughing ] 646 00:43:02,332 --> 00:43:05,927 I've had a series of not-nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me. 647 00:43:06,002 --> 00:43:09,062 Uh, and every time I get my heart broken, 648 00:43:09,139 --> 00:43:13,473 the newspapers splash it about as though it's entertainment. 649 00:43:15,478 --> 00:43:20,643 And... it's taken two rather painful, um, operations... 650 00:43:20,717 --> 00:43:22,708 to get me looking like this. 651 00:43:22,786 --> 00:43:25,914 - Really? - Really. 652 00:43:28,057 --> 00:43:32,858 And one day not long from now, my looks will go, 653 00:43:32,929 --> 00:43:35,762 they will discover I can't act, 654 00:43:35,832 --> 00:43:40,701 and I will become some sad, middle-aged woman... 655 00:43:40,770 --> 00:43:45,571 who... looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while. 656 00:43:53,516 --> 00:43:55,984 No, nice try, gorgeous, but you don't fool anyone. 657 00:43:56,052 --> 00:43:58,646 - [ All Laughing ] - No. 658 00:43:58,721 --> 00:44:00,689 Pathetic effort to hog the brownie. 659 00:44:02,692 --> 00:44:06,128 - Thank you for such a terrific time. - I'm delighted. 660 00:44:07,564 --> 00:44:10,499 - That's a great tie. - Now you're lying. 661 00:44:10,567 --> 00:44:13,195 Okay, it's true. I told you I was bad at acting. 662 00:44:13,269 --> 00:44:15,737 - It was lovely to meet you. - Yeah, and you. And you. 663 00:44:15,805 --> 00:44:18,569 I'll wait until you've gone before I tell him you're a vegetarian. 664 00:44:18,641 --> 00:44:21,439 - No! - [ Chuckling ] Oh! 665 00:44:23,012 --> 00:44:26,504 - Good night. - I'm so sorry about the...