Onward

So it isn't filled with a motley horde 665 00:31:06,240 --> 00:31:07,909 willing to risk life and limb 666 00:31:07,950 --> 00:31:10,036 for the mere taste of excitement. 667 00:31:10,078 --> 00:31:11,829 - (BLOWS) - But so what? 668 00:31:11,996 --> 00:31:13,716 Who ever said you have to take risks in life 669 00:31:13,748 --> 00:31:15,041 to have an adventure? 670 00:31:15,208 --> 00:31:17,585 Apparently, you did. 671 00:31:22,507 --> 00:31:25,426 Table 32 said their mozzarella sticks are cold. 672 00:31:26,511 --> 00:31:28,137 What have I done? 673 00:31:28,221 --> 00:31:29,514 Well, it's not too late. 674 00:31:29,555 --> 00:31:30,824 I mean, you could just give us the map. 675 00:31:30,848 --> 00:31:32,100 This place used to be dangerous. 676 00:31:32,141 --> 00:31:33,202 COSTUMED MANTICORE: Dangerous! 677 00:31:33,226 --> 00:31:34,769 - And wild! - COSTUMED MANTICORE: Wild! 678 00:31:34,811 --> 00:31:37,647 I used to be dangerous and wild! 679 00:31:37,688 --> 00:31:40,733 Dangerous and wild! (LAUGHING) 680 00:31:42,443 --> 00:31:43,443 - (ROARS) - (YELLING) 681 00:31:43,486 --> 00:31:44,737 (ROARS) 682 00:31:44,779 --> 00:31:46,406 - (ALL GASP) - Wow. 683 00:31:46,656 --> 00:31:50,493 I'm living a lie! What have I become? 684 00:31:52,453 --> 00:31:53,621 Oh, no. 685 00:31:53,663 --> 00:31:55,373 - (ROARS) - (BOTH GASP) 686 00:31:55,456 --> 00:31:57,083 Everybody out! 687 00:31:57,125 --> 00:32:00,753 This tavern is closed for remodeling. (ROARS) 688 00:32:00,795 --> 00:32:02,255 (ALL CLAMORING) 689 00:32:04,090 --> 00:32:05,716 (ALL SCREAMING) 690 00:32:10,763 --> 00:32:13,850 Sorry, the karaoke machine is broken! 691 00:32:15,852 --> 00:32:17,228 (ROARS) 692 00:32:19,272 --> 00:32:20,314 Oh. 693 00:32:20,940 --> 00:32:22,108 (BOTH GASP) 694 00:32:22,692 --> 00:32:24,777 No! No, no, no! 695 00:32:24,902 --> 00:32:25,945 No. 696 00:32:25,987 --> 00:32:27,029 We gotta go! 697 00:32:32,160 --> 00:32:33,369 (GRUNTS) 698 00:32:33,703 --> 00:32:35,246 (CREAKING) 699 00:32:35,288 --> 00:32:36,330 (GASPS) 700 00:32:36,914 --> 00:32:38,166 <i>Aloft Elevar!</i> 701 00:32:39,417 --> 00:32:40,626 (GASPS) 702 00:32:41,878 --> 00:32:43,629 (STRAINING) 703 00:32:49,594 --> 00:32:52,346 (LAUGHING) That was unbelievable. 704 00:32:52,388 --> 00:32:54,028 I mean, you were just like... (VOCALIZING) 705 00:32:54,056 --> 00:32:55,683 and the beam was just floating there! 706 00:32:55,725 --> 00:32:57,602 My brother is a wizard. 707 00:32:57,643 --> 00:32:59,604 I can't believe that worked. 708 00:32:59,645 --> 00:33:02,023 Oh! You're gonna nail Dad's spell now. 709 00:33:02,148 --> 00:33:03,774 Except we don't have a map. 710 00:33:04,358 --> 00:33:06,944 But we've got this. Behold! 711 00:33:06,986 --> 00:33:08,154 (SIGHS) 712 00:33:08,237 --> 00:33:10,448 Look, on a quest, you have to use what you've got. 713 00:33:10,490 --> 00:33:12,074 And this is what we've got. 714 00:33:12,116 --> 00:33:15,453 Best part is, little Kayla already solved the puzzle. 715 00:33:15,494 --> 00:33:17,496 Well, according to Kayla, 716 00:33:17,538 --> 00:33:19,999 we just have to look for Raven's Point. 717 00:33:22,376 --> 00:33:24,378 Raven's Point. Raven's Point. 718 00:33:24,837 --> 00:33:26,756 Yes! The gem must be in the mountain. 719 00:33:26,881 --> 00:33:28,233 We could be there by tomorrow morning. 720 00:33:28,257 --> 00:33:29,467 Tomorrow morning? 721 00:33:29,509 --> 00:33:31,636 That still gives us plenty of time with Dad. 722 00:33:33,304 --> 00:33:34,555 (SIGHS) 723 00:33:34,805 --> 00:33:37,016 Yeah. Well, it looks like 724 00:33:37,058 --> 00:33:38,851 the expressway should take us right there. 725 00:33:40,811 --> 00:33:43,397 Mmm. Expressway is a little too obvious. 726 00:33:43,439 --> 00:33:45,900 On a quest, the clear path is never the right one. 727 00:33:45,942 --> 00:33:46,984 What? 728 00:33:47,026 --> 00:33:48,611 During one <i>Quests of Yore</i> campaign, 729 00:33:48,653 --> 00:33:50,571 Shrub Rosehammer and I took the easy route, 730 00:33:50,613 --> 00:33:53,532 led him straight into the belly of a gelatinous cube. 731 00:33:53,658 --> 00:33:55,534 Only reason I didn't suffer the same fate? 732 00:33:55,576 --> 00:33:56,953 I followed my gut. 733 00:33:56,994 --> 00:34:00,373 And it's telling me we take an ancient trail 734 00:34:01,165 --> 00:34:02,917 called the Path of Peril. 735 00:34:02,959 --> 00:34:04,835 IAN: But the expressway is faster. 736 00:34:04,877 --> 00:34:06,212 Maybe not in the long run. 737 00:34:06,337 --> 00:34:07,630 I know you want this to be 738 00:34:07,672 --> 00:34:09,507 like one of your adventure games, 739 00:34:09,548 --> 00:34:10,800 but all that matters 740 00:34:10,841 --> 00:34:12,510 is that we get to spend as...